Jhanto Ki Safayi Karne Ka Naya Tarika
Views: 44,203 - Posted on 21 Mar 2011
Savita Babhi Aur Uski Ek Saheli Aapas Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe
Saheli: “Savita Yaar, Tu Niche Ki Shave Kab Kab Karti Hai?”
Savita: “Yaar, Mere Ko Karne Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi Padti”
Saheli Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?”
Savita: “Mera Pati Baat Hi Esi Karta Hai Ki Sari Jhante Jal Jaati Hai“
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savita ka kaam theek hai uska to blade ka kharchaa bhi bach jaata he ,
chudai bhi free aur jhaant safaayee bhi free hehhehheee
savita fir to ugtee bhi jaldee hongee teri jhaante hahahha
HAA bade jhanjhat ka kam hai per badiya fayda hai aise safai ka
savita ki chut jal jal kr kaali ho gai h tabhi
Samjh nhi aaya
Rashii sara din site pe rahti ho kabhi caht pe bhi aao na hehehe thoda guftgu karenge
Admin ji aj clg nhi gayi isliye free hu, waise chat se jyda mujhe chat read kerne me mja aata hai hehehe
to vaha aake chat read kar lena na..
Admin ji aati toh hu chat read kerne Ashi name se hehe waha ap Babaji banker sbko gyan dete rehte ho
hadd hai tum aake chali gayi aur hume pata na laga laanat hai.. chal abhi aa ja na..
Admin tum rashii se guftgu karne ko utawale ho lekin main kisi se bhi chat nahi kar pa raha main kya karu kya ab main thanda pani pe maru
HearBeat ji sorry
Par agar aapne chat karni hai to leave opera mini aur ek proper browse use kijiye… hum aapse baat karne ko utavle hai jaisi rashii se karne ko
Admin bhai konsa browser use karu tell me yaar
Gogole Chrome, Internet Explorer ya Firefox. but dont use Opera
muje bi kisi ki safai karni h
hahahhahahahahah savita tere to kya kehne !!!!!
kass ek baar savita ki jhant jalane ka moka mujhe bhi mil jaye to aisi jalunga ki kabhi dubara jhant nhi ugengi
areey koi meri bhi to maa bahan chod do…. freee mein chudva raha hun
mujhe samajh me nhi aata k aaplog itnne gande word use kyon karte ho??
Don is kaam k liye to nvgjokes pe to aane ki jarurat hi nahi wahi apne gali mohalle me ye baat bol de to phir dekh mohalle k sabhi male rupees bi jabardasti dekar jayenge try it.
Nahi bhai mien nahi ch*dunga!
Maine dekha hai jab koi chiz free mein milti hai to jarur wo ya to ghatiya hoti hai ya expire :P
He..he…he…
Hahahahahahaha
savita bhaabhi and her jokes are back
Sameer (savita se) : tum apne hair's me konsa shampoo use karti ho savita : clinic plus sameer : chalo ye to hui na niche k hair's (jhanto) ki baat ab upar wale hair's ki baat kare
ye kya ho gaya hai sabhi ko, sab k sab Savita Ji k pichhe kyon pad gaye ho sab k dimag me dahi jam gai hai kya
Admin tum to samajhdar ho chhod na yaar wo kahawat suna hai naa "Jab Hathi chale bazar to kutte bhoke hajar"
Use savita ki bachchi ne mujhe v free me advise di thi wo sheelajit par,, bt mene koi reply nai diya, kya yaar aise bakwas baaton ko sunkar hum bura mante rahe to aaj par focus nai kar payenge
mein to sirf unlogo ka baat ka bura manta hu jise me dost manta hu ya jiske paas dimaag naam ka koi chij hai aur mujhe nai lagta ki savitaji k paas dono me se ek v quality hai to chhod na yaar ab jane v de kisi ladki ko itna beizzat karna thik nai lagta itna kafi hai…………. aage tumhara mann, meri baaton ka bura mat manna thande dimag se sochna agar tum aise uski baaton ka react karoge to use lagega ki usne teri jhant jala di ………….me janta hu savita to kya uska bhoot v aa jaye to ise site ka jhat tak nai ukhad sakta hamari subhkamna tumhari sath hai
Raj Thanks gud advice…
Mujhe bole no prob yaar par ye kyu boli ki site band karva dungi… tujhe koi bole site band karva dungi to tu use chup chap chod dega..
Us haramjadi ko sochna chahiye thhe ki kitne log huste hai.. kitne khush hote hai aur kitne to yaha sirf comments mein baatein karne aate hai..
Vo bahan ki lund apne aap ko jawab talbi mein badi tej manti hai… hogi tej apne ghar meinr ahe yaha maa chudane ko aayi thhi
Ek baar kuttiya ne bola ki aaj ke baad nahi aungi to gaand mein koi keeda utha thha sali.. kyu mere ko galat comment kiya..
dekh le Admin pahele wanted aur ab raj ki soch kitni sahi hai
agar tune savita ki cmt modify ni ki hoti to itna zagda na hota
muze lagta hai k savita ne uske cmt ko read kar k tuze kuch aisa reply diya hoga k tune use jalil kar diya
Mai ye nahi keta k savita sahi hi hogi magar tu b to kuch kam sidha nahi he
Chal le ab mai tuze bolta hu k site hack karna ya to band karwa dena aise kahne se kya hua tu q insicurity fil karta hai
Haan Don urf Dalbir
Ab bola tu sahi aur aprove hone wala comment bhi kiya.
Listen, tujhe kya lagta hai mujhe shonk hai ki main in baato mein timse waste karu aur dimag garam karu.. Mujhe jagda karne ka koi shonk nahi hai.. na main karna chahta..
Tune ye to dekh liya ki mene savita pe khundal nikali ya kuch aur logo pe.. par ye kyu nahi dekhta ki jinse mein pyar se baat karta hun unhe pyar bhi karta hun
Savita vapis aayi. mujhe koi problem nahi thhi par us kutti ne (sorry main nahi rok paa raha haun usko gali dene se) mere ko kyu likha ki admin teri gaand jal jayegi mujhe vapis dekh kar. Kyu boli ki condomw ale joke par ki tera baap bhi ese hi feel karta hoga..
Itihas gavah hai mene life mein kabhi pahal nahi ki, na karunga.. par mere users ko aur jokes likhne wale ko ya is site ko band karane ke liye koi bole to mere se bardasht nahi hoga
Usne mere ko ganda comment kiya.. simple mene usi ki language mein uska comment modify kar diya to kyu us maa ki lod ko fir aag lagi.. kyu us haram ki pille ne comment mein mujhe galiya
Jab di to to ab sahe.. jo us se ban padta hai vo karegi jo mere se ban pad raha hai main karunga….
Aur rahi baat teri.. janta hun tu bhi esa hi hai koi jiska comment mene modify kiya.. par kabhi sochna ki tumhi logo ka kyu karta hun baki bhi to hai yaha comment wale.. aur maximum users mujhe pyar karte hai.. kyu??? sochna kabhi don aram se beth ke
Tune mere ko maa bahan ki galiya di to mene tera comment modify kar diya.. na deta to na karta.. soch is comment ko kyu nahi kiya.. jo jayaj hai vo jayaj hai jo najayaj hai vo najayaj.
Last but not atleast – jis ne is site pe ana hai aaye jisne jana hai jaye.. na main kisi ko bula ke laya aur na kisi ko kahta ki yaha se jaye.. aage tum logo ki marji. aur us haramjadi ki tarafdari jisne karni hai kare i dont care.. bas comment mein gali nahi dena ka.
Gaon ki gori bari hi bholi
Khole k panti aur choli
Bed par so li
Aur mujh se boli
marlo chut daldo pichkari
Aur khel lo holi
Happy holi
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@Hey panchi – mujhe tere pair ki jarurat nahi wo kya dialogue tha abhi hum jindaaaa hai ha ha ha, aur tumhe to mene apne pair k baare me bataya nai tumhe kaise pata chala, aur uska naam saket ho sanket kya fark padta hai wo tujhe jyada preshan to nai karta hai naa agar kare to mujhe batana he he me ushe ek hi dialogue marunga raj hathiyar chhoda hu, chalan nai bhula hu………………………aur uda lo jitna majak udana hai he he apne dosto ka majak nai udate ek din me v ladki patakar dikhaunga tum bas thoda wait karo are yaar me purpose karne wala tha pta nahi side hero kaha se aa tapka, thoda wait karna padega pta nahi kahin side hero hi main hero to nai ye dekhne k baad purpose karunga
aur haa ek aur baat mujhe tum aur rashii jaisi dost mil gayi itna mere liye kafi hai, mujhe gf nahi v mili to v koi fark nai padta
Raj tje mere pair ki jarurat ni to bhad me ja hehehe aur ha wo muje bahot pareshan krta h aur avi rutha hua v he mujse tu v jake uski pitayi kr me to karungi h….aur be mere aur rashi k hote hue tje gf ki jrurt ni iska kya matkb hai? Me teri bahen jesi hu aur rashi teri bhabhi jesi hme buri najar se mat dek samjha … hehehehe
@Panchi – mood kharab mat karo, dekh mene tumhe pehle v samjhaya aaj fir keh raha hu, jo batein mujhe buri lagti hai use dohrao mat, meri soch itni giri nahi hai, janta hu tumne majak se kaha fir v mujhe aisa majak bilkul pasand nahi hai, last time request kar raha hu, Don'tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Achaa admin bhai koi aur bhi to savita ke naam se comment post kar sakta hai!!
Kya ye sabhi savita ke comments wahi emails se aaye the, jisse wo pehle comments post kiya karti thi?
bilkul matrix bhai…. tabhi to gussa aya mujhe
Hello admin bro 2 din ki 6utti pe tha is liye net pe nahi aaya joks padhe dekha to savita ne panga le liya hai ab nanga to hona hi padega time milega tab me 1 joke khud likh ke bhejuga admin bro aap haste haste kursi pe se gir jaoge hahahaha
thanks ajuba hehehehe
Hi Admin sir,
Mai aap logke jokes aur comment regular padta ho. So please Add me as a friend.
Hlo sameer bhai mere 2 cmnt pass nahi huye yaar muje chat ke bare me btao muje 2 pvt. mssg. Aye lekin main padh nahi payia
faltu baat hei , sirf baat se jhath kaise jal sakti hei mujhe koi samjaye pl
he he he…ye joke sun ke to real me SAVITA bhabi ki jhante jal gayi hongi….kya yaar ADMIN ek to wo apne pati se pareshan thi..dusra ab tune b ab uske jhaant ke baal udana suru kar diya..ye theek nhi hai bhai
@RAAJ yaar tera naam hi raaj hai to tuje aur kis naam se bulau,,,isme koi raaj nhi hai bhai…….
@Rashi ji…chalo theek hai apki gujiya ko hi me ber samjh lunga….
Hi admin Ji,
namaste
kaise hai aap?
Admin kisi ko bura nahi manna chahiye. Agar tum mere naam se kaisa bhi joke banado mein koi shikayat nahi karunga.
@ Savita tum mrer upar kaisa bhi joke banado mein bura nahin manunga. Sexy Das kitne baar meri maarta hai par mein chupchap marwa leta hun
ADMIN JI, AB SHANT HO JAO.GUSSA INSAN KA SABSE BADA SHATRU HAI.
IS LIYE THODA DHERYA RAKHIYE.
hahahahahahaha i also luv it ur ignorness i never use wrong words ever u know v.well.just check previous comment who start first?then be a innocent.Mr.Sameer i m here in a reputed post n a qualiied lady.never f8 2 anyone.n see what r u doing here just think about it.i always said sorry 4 any wrong word which was in fun or of course in my off mood.but u always cross ur limit.so just think about ur self then reply me.
madam sir itna kahunga.. ki apna sirf ek comment yaad karo.. jismein tumne likha thha i m back and comment kar rai hun.. admin dekhan tumhe mirchi lagegi..
aur sath mein ye bhi ki tumhe dekh ke tumhara baap kahta hai kash us din mene bhi condom pahan kiya hota..
agar esi bakwas na karti to mujhe kya jarurat thhi tumhare comment ko change karne ki.. and this msg is the last one iske baad main is topic pe koi baat nahi karne wala
In straight words tere se jo ban ta hai kar liyo. jo ukhadta hai ukhad liyo. par yaha mat likh.. sidh kar dala.. aur tune kiya to tujhe salute karunga..
Savita Tune iss comment me jo angreji ki taang todee he,wo kya tu ye dikhaana chahtee he ki tu bahut jyaada padhii likhee he,maana ki tu bahut jyaada padhii likhee he ya Bahut reputed post par he
waise teri jaankaari ke liye bata doon ki yahaan par tujhse jyaada hi padhe likhe log milenge,aur kuchh to jo tere se kam qualifird honge to wo teri jaisee quilified ladies ko roz apni taango ke neechhe se nikaal te honge.samjhi ke nhi, agar koi mugaltaa ho to dimag ko Surf Excel se dho liyo.
aap sab log kitne achchhe ho.lagta nahi sab aprichit hai.
savita jii and admin jii chill and sorry jiiiiiii savitaaa maine bhi mazak mazak mei aap koo ganda bola reall sorry 4 that.aur ab sab chill hoo jaoooooooooooo.
thanks vidhi
hahaha…….!!!!!meri baate bhi savita babhi ke pati ki tarah h kisi ko apni jhant jalani ho to mere pass aaye free me jalaunga aur maje bhi dunga.
aree savita ji aapki jhaate konsi coler ki hi…..