Jodiya To Swarg Mein Hi Ban Jati Hai
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Baba Saxidas Ne Apne Bhakto Ko Shadi Se Related Ek Bahut Hi Kaam Ki Baat Batayi
Jodiya To Humari Swarg Mein Hi Ban Jati Hai,
Dharti Par To Sirf Thoka Thukayi Karne Ke Liye Aate Hai.
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बाबा सेक्सिदास ने अपने भक्तो को शादी से सम्बंधित एक बहुत ही काम की बात बताई।
जोड़िया तो हमारी स्वर्ग में ही बन जाती है,
धरती पर तो सिर्फ ठोका ठुकाई करने के लिए आते है.
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Why did Ranbir and Deepika actualy break up?
They thought, if ABHIshek and AISHwarya were called AbhiAsh, then what wud be RANbir and DEEpika called…?
RANDEE…………….hehehe
ye to cmts mein post hua tha…..admin tum to aaj kal cmts bhi nahi karte….bahut lazy ho gye ho…
Agreed..!
Dad ki tabiyat thodi si kharab hai. And also my nana ji expired so net access nahi ho paa raha
so sorry bro… ab dad kaise hain?
i m so sorry….
Ohhhh!!! So sad………. Bhosadi ke to ye baat batani chahiye thhi naaaaa :(
Chal koi baat nahi hai hum sab Aapke Dad ke jald se jald theek hone k liye god se duwa kartey hai :(
Aur…….
Aapke Nana ji ki Aatmaa ki shanti ke liye hum sabhi nvgpurwashi 2 minutes k liye shanti rakhtey hai.. :( :( :( :( :(
Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti Hai
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Wah Wah
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Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti Hai
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Waaah wah
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Grammer To Aata Nhi,
Magr English Me Baat Karti Hai.! :P
uska reason boys n bollywood hai!!
Dard kii baarish sahii maddham zaraa aahistaa chal…
dil kii miTTii hai abhii tak nam zaraa aahistaa chal
tere milane aur phir tere bichhar jaane ke biich
faasalaa rusvaaii kaa hai kam zaraa aahistaa chal
apane dil hii mein nahiin hai us kii maharuumii kii yaad
us kii aankhon mein bhii hai shabanam zaraa aahistaa chal
koii bhii ho ham-safar ‘Naadaan’ na ho Khush is qadar
ab ke logon mein vafaa hai kam zaraa aahistaa chal..!
joke…. gudmrng frnds
hahahaha!!!!
yeh carpentery work!!!!!
means god designs the model and can say two or more people…do the carpentry work!!..engineer ho ya doctor…carpentery to sabko pasand hoga hi naaa!!.. humara jay carpentery mein phd hai :P jab deko ..haha!!
biwi:suniye jee aaj thodi dhili padd gyi hoon!!
meeya:kya hua janu…pehle batana tha na.. abhi tight kr deta hoon!!
:P
ha ha ha ha… :D lekin tight kaise karega wo…?
uske liye pehle tumhe tight hona padega phir woh tight ho jaegi…uske baad acchi fight suru ho jaegi!!….wwf!! :P :) :)
i hate WWF…. but WWE…. :D
Bhopali NAWAB Ne Naukar Ki Gaand Maar Di.
NAUKAR- Maine Kya Galti Ki Saab?
NAWAB- Bhen ke loade! teri Galti Ke Liye Hum Kab Tak Intezar Karenge..! :P
Hello alok g aaj subha navya mujhse milne aai thi aap ke bare me punch rahi thi so mene kaha wo aaj kal romantic shandranjli dene me bisy hai
How are u frds
jo hukm deta hai wo ilteza bhi krta hai
our ye asma kahi pr jhuka bhi krta hai
hai agar tu bewafa to ek buri khabar bhi sunle
k intezar mera koi dusra bhi krta hai
Tumhe pahle hi batana chahiye tha
Good joke
Navya ye site bihariyon se hi nahi sardaron baniyon panjabiyon aadi sabhi se bhari hai
aaj WORLD POPULATION DAY hai!!
aap sabhi logo ko iss pawan awasar pe badhai ho!!
:D
12 00 00 00 00 0 ki population aap sabko mubarak ho
:o
Sanson ka toot jana to aam c baat hai
Jahan apne rooth jayen mout us ko kahtey hain
Tujhe bhool jana nahi mumkin mat kar is ka taqaza….!
Ankein andhi bhi ho jein to annso bahana nahi chortein..
Chuhe ko lagi bili gori gori,
Dono miLne lage chori chori,
Chuha bola chlo khele aankh-micholi,
Billi Chuhe ko khake Boli
Janu sorry
I hate Love story..;)
Very nyc shayary bro
than bro
8 qualities of a Perfect Husband
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle
Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious,
Sensitive
And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL
LETTERS only!
How Do Boys Propose ??
Kneeling Down And Propose With A Ring In Hand..
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How Do Girls Propose ??
I Am Pregnant… :P
hahahehe right:D!!!!!
true
hmmm
hehehe…….. Priya tumne to abhi kisi ladke ko Propose nahi kiya hai naaaaaaaa ??? :)
nahi …kyu ??
Hi aap kaha se ho
Raat Ka Time Tha
Ek Larki So Rhi Thi,
Achanak
Ek Larka Us K Bister Ke Paas Aaya
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Uski Chadar Hatayi
Or
Uska Hath Pakar Kr Bola
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“DIDI,
Tatti Karva Do DAR Lag Rha Hai”
Soch Badlo
DESH BadleGa
“DESH HIT ME JAARI”
Badlaaw Ki Taraf Aap Ka Pehla Qadam.::D :P
Us ki Khushi ki khatir kya kuch na kiya hum ne
“”””DOSTO..””””
Use roshni pasand thi hum ne khud ko jala dia :(
aaj Deepak Dear nhi aayein…hello Deepak where r u??
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G o o D A f t e r N o o N*
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- – - r – - – a
- – - – - – - k
:)
ek raaj chhipa hai iss dil mein
ek chaht chhipi hai iss dil mein
ek surat basi hai iss dil mein
mano lagta hai..wahi meri manzil hai
beshak sab kucch khtm hota hai iss duniya mein
par chaht nhi..aur bus wahi meri chaht hai..
meine use nhi..usne mujhe apna bana liya
:)
Admin ji papa ko kya hua n ab kaise hai..?
i dont want to be a girl!!
i just want to be a dedicated lover!!
suppose kal mein bistar se jaagoon aur pata chale i become a girl!!..so whatt!!
still i want to see his face…he is my last n final love!!!
in my next birth i will be a girl..with lots of boys who will be my followers!!
an amazing girl with amazing beauty…n only one boyfriend that will be my Dream long cherisd desire!!…so only one boy is made 4 me not 100s!!
:)
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai
ladka padhne aya hai…
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
RAAKHI nikaal na aur kehna pyari BHENA
milti rehna…:D :)!!!
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur
Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…
Hello alok bro aaj subha mere paas navya aai thi
No feel
apke bare me puch rahi thi so me keh diya ke wo romantic shandhranjli dene me bisy hai
Sexy