Jooth Pakadne Wali Machine Aa Hi Gayi
Santa Ek Bar America Gaya, Udhar Se Aate Waqt Usne Ek Aisa Robot Khareeda Jo Jhuth Sunke Thapad Marta Tha.
Ghar Aakar Usne Robot Ko Khola Aur Khada Kar Diya. Tabi Pappu Bahaar Se Aya To Santa Ne Robot Test Karne Ke Liye Pappu Se Puchha
Santa: “Tumhe Aaj Itni Der Kaise Ho Gayi?”
Pappu: “Extra Class Thi, Papa”
Robot Pappu Ko Thapad Marta Hai.
Pappu Rote Hue: “Movie Dekhne Gaya Tha”
Santa: “Kaun Si?”
Pappu: “Bal Ganesha”
Robot Ne Fir Pappu Ko Ek Thapad Mara,
Pappu Bola: “Janglee Jawani”
Santa: “Ye Konsi Movie Hai Mene To Koi Aisi Film Nahi Dekhi”
Robot Santa Ko Thapad Marta Hai,
Preeto Ne Ye Sab Dekha To Hanste Hue Boli: “Jhuth Hi Bolega, Aakhir Aapka Hi Beta Hai”
Robot Preeto Ko Bhi Ek Thapad Mar Deta Hai.
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संता एक बार अमेरिका गया, उधर से आते वक़्त उसने एक ऐसा रोबोट खरीदा जो झूठ सुनके थपद मारता था.
घर आकर उसने रोबोट को खोला और खड़ा कर दिया. तभी पप्पू बाहर से आया तो संता ने रोबोट टेस्ट करने के लिये पप्पू से पूछा
संता: "तुम्हे आज इतनी देर कैसे हो गयी?"
पप्पू: "एक्स्ट्रा क्लास थी, पापा"
रोबोट पप्पू को थपद मारता है.
पप्पू रोते हुए: "मूवी देखने गया था"
संता: "कौन सी?"
पप्पू: "बाल गणेशा"
रोबोट ने फिर पप्पू को एक थपद मारा,
पप्पू बोला: "जंगली जवानी"
संता: "ये कोनसी मूवी है मेने तो कोई ऐसी फिल्म नहीं देखी"
रोबोट संता को थपद मारता है,
प्रीतो ने ये सब देखा तो हँसते हुए बोली: "झूठ ही बोलेगा, आखिर आपका ही बेटा है"
रोबोट प्रीतो को भी एक थपद मार देता है.
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heheheheheh fentastic joke.!!!!
Hahaha good joke
Are kahan hain sabhi friends
hello navya how r u and where r u???
old joke in new style :P :P
hi priya hw r u???
Sahi kaha priya ji apne
kha ho sab log?????????
Are dosto kahan gay
hehehehe pappu kiska beta h ???
Kahin aapka to nhi ?
kash mera hota hehehehe
lakin mera hota to mujhe pata hota kyuki Lund to mai hi dalunga na hehehehe
per mere hisab se vo shayad baba ji ka ho sakta h hehehe
kyo ki santa ki wife kai bar jokes mai putra prapti k liye baba sexydas ji ki sharan mai ja chuki h hehehehe
shayad g marane
hehehe…. gud joke
dosto kya koi mujhe bata sakta h ki GAY ka sex structure kaisa hota h
maine google pe khoob search kiya lakin pata hi nahi chala
isliye yadi kisi ko pata ho to bata dena
condom ka upyog na kare ye aapke enjoyment k liye hanikarak h hehehehehehe :smile:
Dr. ho ya laudu???????? HIV virus tumhare bhai lagte hain????
pehle HIV ka test karvao
yadi negative aaye to sex karo
or tu hi bata
yadi negative aaye to bhi kya condom lagayenge hehehehehehe
mujhe to nahi lagana
tu lagaye to laga lena ☺☺☺
Devendr tu khud hi apna sex structure dekh le … kyunki tu ek gay hai.