Jyada Khushi Insaan Ko Paagal Kar Deti Hai

Nurse Ne Santa Ke Hath Mein Uska Naya Paida Hua Bachha Diya.

Santa Khush Hote Hue Chillaya: “Oye Ladka Hua, Ladka

Nurse Gusse Se: “Abey Bewakoof, Meri Ungli Chodd Ladki Hui Hai

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 28 Jan 2013  34 Comments  32,200

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Nurse Ne Snta K Hath Me Uska Nya Bacha Diya. Snta Kushi Se Bola- Oye Ldka Hua, Ldka. Nurse- Abey Bewakuf, Meri Ungli Chod Ldki Hui He

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New Idea Of Proposing A Girl.
New Idea Of Proposing A Girl. Boy: "Can I Take A Photo Of You" Girl: "Why ?" Boy: "Just Wanted To Show My Child

Ravan Ji Bhi Behosh Ho Haye
Ek Din Ravan Disco Gaya, Aur Waha Jaakar Wo Behosh Ho Gaya, Kyun ? Socho Kyun ? Kyun Ki Gate Par Likha Tha "

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Pati Ke Kafi Jyada Beemar Hone Ki Wajah Se Biwi Usko Shahar Ke Top Doctor Ke Pass Le Kar Gayi Doctor Ne Checkup Karne

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  34 Comments

  1. Sujeet says:

    Admin bro kaise ho aap…? Aap thik to ho….?
    Jokes kuchh dino ke liye nahi aayenge to koi baat nahi lekin agar aapki tabiyat kharaab hai to please rest kar lo…..
    Hum wait kar lenge……

    Waise nurse ki ungli waha kya kar rahi thi…?

    1. Admin says:

      bhai tabiyat theek hai bas ghar ki kuch pareshani ki wajah se busy hun

      and nurse usko bacha hah mein pakad ke pakda rahi thi to ungli niche lagegi gi na :p

  2. Ρяιуα says:

    kis kis ko fb pr setting krni hai ? ? . .
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    Facebook profile ke right corner pe setting ka option hai Jitni marji ho kr lo” :P

  3. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Frnds,,,
    Kaun Kehta Hai Ki Gujra Hua Waqt Vaapas Laot Ke Nahi Aata…
    ,
    Guzra Hua Waqt Aa Gaya Hai Laot Ke
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    Yakeen Nahi Aa Raha Hai To…
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    Dekho 1991 Aur 2013 ka Calendar…
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    Dekha Aa Gaya Na Guzra Hua Waqt Laot Ke…

  4. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Santa- mujhe zehar dena….
    Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
    Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata hai.
    Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi
    bottle du ya
    chhoti.

  5. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
    Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.
    Ki
    Use Yaad Aya,
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    Bhenchod Bijli to 2 Din Se Band h. Wapas uth gya or
    bola, ‘ Sala! dara diya….

  6. Ravi Tyagi says:

    1 Pagal Ladka har waqt bolta rehta tha
    “Gulel bnaunga aur Chidiya maarunga!”
    ,
    1 din uske ghar wale usko Paglon k Doctor k pas le gaye…
    Kai maheeno tak uska ilaaj chala..
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    Dr: Yahaan se jane ke baad kya karoge?
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    Pagal: Shaadi krunga,,,
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    Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kroge…?
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    Pagal: phir Suhagraat manauga..
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    Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
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    Pagal: Phir Biwi Ke Kapde utaarunga…
    ,
    Dr: Ohhhh… Phir…?
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    Pagal: Phir uski Panty Aur Bra nikaalunga…
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    Dr: Achha…. Phir…?
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    Pagal: Uske panty Bra me se Elastic nikaalunga phir
    “Gulel bnaunga aur Chidiya maarunga..”

  7. Ravi Tyagi says:

    What is confidence?
    10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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    9 boys came with roses,
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    1 boy came with .
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    “Condoms”
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    This is confidence….!!

  8. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Khubsoorat Ladki Doctor se:
    Doctor,
    main jb cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni
    si hoti hai, main pehla kash leti hun to apne
    shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks,
    teesre kash mein shirt utar deti hon or…
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    Doctor: Bas Bas… Ye lo G0LD FLAK or Aaram Se Pee kar batao.

  9. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Admin bro Raam Raam
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    Zidan Kameene Tera Laptop Abhi tak theek nahi huaa kya…?
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    Del Bro Exaams kaise gaye…?
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    Lalit mangla Bhai 8 Tarikh Tak Busy Hain..
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    Sanjay Bhai gayab…?
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    Nitesh Guru Ji Main theek hu.. Jiske upar aap jaise guru ka Aashirwaad ho usko kya ho sakta hai…Bhai Mai aapko bahot miss karta hu
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    Priya ji Raat me sirf Aatma Bhtakti hai kya…? Aur batao kaisi ho….
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    Sameer’s Fan ji (KAVYANI JI) Lovely Name… Hw r u
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    Sujeet Bro Great Jokes N Shers…
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    Deepak Bro, Dhiraj Bro, Hps Bro n Devendr bro kahaan ho sab…?
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    Site ki nayi ladkiyan kahaan gayab ho gayi….?

  10. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Teacher: Prove that
    ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
    Boy:
    “A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white
    drops + 9 months course = a beautiful
    child..!-)!.

  11. Ravi Tyagi says:

    1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.
    Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan ja rhe ho?
    Totla: chodne!
    Policeman: kya bkwas ki?
    Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodna he or 1 ko agle
    stop pe chodna he.
    Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
    kya bkwas kr rhe ho?
    Totla: tm khamosh rho wrna tmhe yaheen
    chod don ga.

  12. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Super Hit Beizzati!
    Bv: “Agar Tumhare pas zindgi k 30 min bache
    hon to kya karoge?
    Husband:”of course darling sex krunga”
    Bv:”Baqi k 29 minutes kya kroge?

  13. Ravi Tyagi says:

    1 LADKA 1 LADKI Ko KhaLi Ghar m Le Kr Jata hai
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    Ldki Boht Sexy Hoti h
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    LDki N Nite Dres Pehna Hota Hai
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    Jis M Hr Chez Nzr Aa rhi Hoti H
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    Ldki Bistr P Late Jati Hai
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    Ldka Us K Pass Ata Hai. . . .
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    Aur
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    Aur
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    To be continue…
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    Load Rs.50 In My Number & Enjoy The NEXT
    EPISODE…..

  14. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Teacher:
    Why Love Is Better Than War…?
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    Student: Because Condoms Are AviLabLe In
    Cheaper Rates Than Weapons….

  15. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Girl Salad banate hoe Nokrani se:
    1 lamba sa kheera dena
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    Ouch. . . . Aaahh . . . .Uffff . .
    Mar gai.
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    Ullu ki patthi Haath me dene ko kaha tha….

  16. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Luck and Fuck are Directly Proportional to
    each Other.
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    When Luck favors, You can Fuck the Whole
    World.
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    But
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    When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to
    Fuck you!!!

  17. Sujeet says:

    Bina bataye usne na jane kyu ye duri kardi
    Bichhad kar usne mohabbat hi adhurikar di
    Mere mukddr me gum aaye to kya hua hai
    Khuda ne uski khwaish to puri kar di….

  18. Sujeet says:

    Ho izaazat to kuch kahun tumse
    Jo hai dil mein wo kahun tumse
    Dheere-dheere tum yu pass aa gaye
    Kuch hi pal mein iss dil ko bha gaye
    Jabse dekha hai aay jane jaana tumko
    Har pal har jagah dekhtay hai tumko
    Aankho mein doobnay ko dil karay
    Phool se hoont choomnay ko dil kary
    Dil karay k ley loon tumhain bahaon mein
    Pyaari soorat ko dahar loon nighan mein
    Jaanti hoon tum bhi kuch kehna chahte ho
    Meri hi bahaon mein rehna chahte ho
    Mujh se judaa honay ka tumhain dar hai
    Toot na jaaye sapnoo ka jo gher hai
    Tujhey bhool jaayein hum yeh mumkin nahi
    Koi aur ban jaye JAAN teri ye manzoor nahi….

  19. Sujeet says:

    khushi apke liye gum mere liye
    Zindagi aapke liye maut mere liye
    Muskurana aapke liye ansu mere liye
    sab kuch apke liye aap mere liye….

  20. Sujeet says:

    Hath mein leke hath ye wada karlo
    Ab na choro ge mera sath ye wada karlo
    Tum na badloge badlte mosam ki tarha
    Ab na bhulo ge koi wada ye wada karlo….

  21. gali dena mana h. says:

    yaha par sirf choda chodi ki bate kare. Ache vichar wale fut le yaha se. To bolo jai ravi tyagi maharaj ki.