Jyada Syani Aurat Ke Sath Yahi Hota Hai
Wife Ko Yakeen Tha Ki Husband Ka Naukarani Ke Sath Nazayaz Talukaat Hai
Ek Din Usne Naukrani Ko Chupke Se Chhutti Pe Bhej Diya,
Raat Ko Pati Toilet Gaya To Wife Chup-Chap Naukarani Ke Bed Pe Let Gayi,
Aur Light Band Kar Di, Pati Khamoshi Se Kamre Mein Aaya Aue Sex Karne Lag Gaya.
Sex Ke Baad Biwi Chillate Hue Boli: “Tum Mujhe Yahaan Dekh Ke Chonk Gaye Na” Aur Ye Bolkar Light On Kar Di.
Driver Bed Se Uchalte Hue Hairani Se Bola: “Arey, Madam Aap Yahaan”
Moral: Jo Aurat Jyada Smart Banti Hai Aise Hi Chudati Hai.
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- Chota Kala Kapda Kiska Hai?
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Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Hai To Maha-Shaitan, Hamesha Ulta Sidha Sochta Rahta Hai Ek Din ..- Suno Jee Mujhe New Bra Lene Hain
Wife: “Suno Jee Mujhe New Bra Lene Hain” Husband: “Kya Jarurat Hain Itne Chhote Ch ..- Santa Ka Blood Test
Santa Ek Bar Apna Blood Test Karvane Hospital Gaya. Nurse Ne Uski Finger Mein Se Blood Leke Finger K ..- Connection And Handset
Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Mein Aayi Dekh Kar Ek Budha Hairani Se Bola: “In Logo ..Hindi Version
बीवी को यकीन था की पति का नौकरानी के साथ नाजायज़ तालुकात है
एक दिन उसने नौकरानी को चुपके से छुट्टी पे भेज दिया,
रात को पति टोइलेट गया तो बीवी चुप-चाप नौकरानी के बेड़ पे लेट गयी, और लाइट बंद कर दी.
पति ख़ामोशी से कमरे में आया औए सेक्स करने लग गया.
सेक्स के बाद बीवी चिल्लाते हुए बोली: "तुम मुझे यहाँ देख के चोंक गए न" और ये बोलकर लाइट जला दी
ड्राईवर बेड से उछालते हुए हैरानी से बोला: "अरे, मैडम आप यहाँ"
मोरल: जो औरत ज्यादा स्मार्ट बनती है ऐसे ही चुदती है.
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Achha hai bt englsh me likhte 2 aur maza aata..!
hehehe………Mast joke hai, Lekin kahi pe suna huwa lagta hai.
hi dhiraj n dear all frnds gud morning n have a nice sunday…..
Dosto! Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna..!!
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Jodi jarur aasman mein bnti hai..
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Par setting Zameen par hi krni padti hai.
gud mrng jay..!
Nd a lvly sunday..!
Baat to 2mhari sahi hai bt matchng kb hogi..! :p
Yaar jay setting hi to nhi ho pa rhi.
Zindagiyaa badal gayi abb mujhe bs ikk maut ki talaash hai…
Aashiyaa badal gayi abb mujhe ikk panaah ki talaash hai…
Aashiqi badal gayi abb mujheikk aawaragi ki talaash hai…
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Pyaar badal gayi abb ikk teri chaah hui hai..!
Love me…! ♥
I Might Have Erased Ur Txt.
But I Will Never Forget Wat UWrote ♥
I May Never See You Again,
But I Will Never Forget Ur Picture :(
We Might Have Stopped Talking,
But I Will Never Forget Ur Voice ♥
We Might Hav Ignored Each Other,
But I Will Never Forget Ur Face :(
We Might Have Stopped Hugging,
But I Will Never Forget How U Smell ♥
I Will Never Forget Our Love
I Will Never Forget YOU…
I Will Always Love You
With All My Heart And Soul
Missing You So Much ……..♥
Nirmal Baba : Kya karte ho
Bhakt : Kuch nahi karta hun
Nirmal Baba : ghar me mehndi hai
Bhakt : haan hai
Nirmal Baba : Lagate ho
Bhakt : Haan roz lagata hun
Nirmal Baba : accha santara (orange) khate ho
Bhakt : haan baba, roz khata hun subah shaam
Nirmal Baba : Surya namaskaar karte ho, hanuman
jee ko prasad chadate ho..
Bhakt : Jee haan baba, har roz karta hun
Nirmal Baba (frowns) : Kali maa ki pooja karte ho, durga maa ki karte ho
Bhakt : Haan baba main nau(9) deviyon ki nirantar
pooja karta hun
Nirmal Baba : Paijama pehnteho, garam paani me sir
dubo ke saans lete ho
Bhakt (smiling) : roz babajee roz karta hun
Nirmal Baba : Abey itna sab karte ho tabhi to kripa ruki hai samjhe… :P
1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha :
“Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao,
Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao..”
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Uske BAAP ne uski train rok ke 1 zor se thappad laga diya..!!
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Bachha thodi der ro ke chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya :
“Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao,
Jis KAMINE ne utrna hai utar jao.”
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Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min late ho gayi hai..!! ;) x) :P :D
hehehehe……….. Mast joke hai Nitesh bro.
Maine ye joke abhi-abhi padha hai
So Mujhe Accha laga toh Aapko v suna raha hun……
Police waaly ne Rikshaw Wale se
poocha larkiyon ko ley kar kahan ja rahey
ho.?
Rikshaw Wala totla tha kehny laga,
1 ko College me Chod-dun ga
1 ko Ghar chod-dun ga
1 ko Hostle me Chod-dun ga
Larkiyan boli ye kia bkwas hy.?
Rikshaw Wala bola Chup raho warna sab ko
yahin Chod- dun gaa :P
…lekin jay kya bhagwaan talaq bhi swarg mein banata hai..
kya jodiyo k beech bhi yeh saari cheeje bhi ..bhagwaan banata hai..
1.patni ya pati ka kisi aur k saath sex ka rishta
2.patni ka sucide kr lena pati se jhagda kr k
3.patni/pati ka ek dusre k beech ladayi jhagde
4.pati aur patni k becch dooriya..
kya yeh saari cheeje bhagwaan banata hai…
..jodiya kewal pati aur patni..ki nhi aur bhi bahut si cheejo ki bhagwaan banata jiske peeche koi gahra raaz hota hai..yeh aam log nhi samajh nhi paenge…
..yeh koi jaruri nhi jodi nhi bani to woh badkismati ki baat hai…usmein bhi maza hai..
..ab tumhari meri jodi ek dost ki tarah hai..2 din gayab rahoon to ek acche dost ki tarah…1 hafte gayab rahoon..to sweetheart ki tarah..1 month gayab rahoon..where r u my darling..1 saal gayab ho jaun..where r u my sweeheart dhiraj..i love u so much..agar puri zindagi bhar k liye gayb ho jaun..hey bhagwaan..agle birth mein plz use mera kucch bana dena..kucch bhi..i love him soo much!!..isliye jay…mein kisi ko dilo jaan se chata hoon kya usse meri jodi banegi yaa phir..uparwala kya thik samjhta hai mere liye…!!..par ek chehra mere dil mein sama chuka hai jay..uske alawa mujhe duniya ka koi ladka bhata nhi hai..beshak iss duniya mein ek se ek ladke hai!!.jay!!
hehehe………..
sab ko sab kuch pata ki yeh sab galat hai par phir bhi sab galat kaam karte hai aur sirf bolte hai …………………
Kya bolte hain ?
Boy and girl Tent Laga ke so gye,
girl Ne Boy ko jagaya Aur Asman ki Tarf Dekhne ko kaha,
Boy- Asma khubsurst hai yaar,
Girl- Aare majnu ki aulad tent chori ho gaya :D
asma khubsurat hai ki jagha likhta
Janu aaj taare kitne pyare lag rahe hai hehehe aur chandrma bhi :p
Admin bro kya ye joke aapne repeat kia hai. Kyonki suna hua hai isliye puchha. Aur kaise ho ?
nahi ye joke comment mein kisi ne publish kiya tha ;)
Nilesh kahan ho yaar.
Aaj zindagi ki raah me akela chal diya hu main…
Kal tk saath pura jahaa tha aaj apna dil bhi apne saath nahi…
kya..? kamyaabiyaa hi zindagi ki ahem pallu hai…?
Humne to ristey banane me apni kamyabiya kho di…
Aur zindagi ki raah me aaj akele chal di..!
Kal tk saath tera bhi tha kya aaj tu bhi mujhme kuch dhundhne lga hai…
teri khusiyo ke khatir ladta rha u.. hi jamane se….
Aaj pta chala ye jamana to kal bhi sahi tha aur aaj bhi…
Galtiyaa to apni thi jo.. u.. hi saaye me tasveer dhundhta raha…!
Zindagi ki raah me aaj akela chal diya hu main….
Aaj VEENA MALIK ka
Birthday hai.
Ye msg 9 logon ko
bhejoge to khwaab
me Veena Malik
aake apse sex karvayegi.
Ek ladke ne jhoot samaj k
DELETE kr diya to
khwaab me ANU MALIK
aake uski gaand maar
gaya!
Aage aap ki marzi..
Leni hai ke deni hai
Jaasusi k chakkar me driver se ch*d gai. Driver ki mouj aa gai aur test b bdl gya.
Aur kr jaasusi !
Jay mst joke tha..!
Bt ye achha hai admin ne aaj apna link ni diya ise pdhne ke baad..!
Admin kaha ho bhai teri yaad aa rhi hai..!
mene aaj apna LING nahi diya :O abe kya bat kar raha hai bhai… chiiiii gandi baatein na kiya kar.
Ye sab CNW se karo
Abee aaj teri aankh me kya ho gya hai kisi ne andhere me wahi laga di kya..? :-P
I had posted this joke in cuts already that’s why ye suna hua h
jay
good joke lekin kahin pdha hua hai……….
what girls want in a boy including me!!
1.hot ho
2.sexy ho
3.good health,good looking nd satisfying face ho.
4.smiling face
5.sense of humour
6.little shy
7.knows dancing
8.good dressing sense
9.sweet voice
10.gaali nhi deta ho
11.no smoke no drinks
12.decent
13.lovely n thoda bhola jada samajhdaar ho
14.comedy kr sakta ho
15.justice lover ho,hate voilence
16.shaped body ho
17.dil ki baat jaan leta ho
18.hero giri naa krta ho..simple ho!!
19.positive thought wala ho
20.cooking bhi jaanta ho
21.thoda stylish n fashionable ho
22.thoda shyari kr leta ho
23.dusri girls ko sirf friends tak leta ho
..itna kaafi hai..warna swarg lok jaana padega waisa ladka dhudne k liye..hahaha!!
..agar aisa ladka mujhe mil jaye real mein..i will go to heaven..
..but i dont knw who is made 4 me..but meine usko apna bana liya hai:)..i dont want anyone except him…he is my world..
…………………..good afternoon……….frendz
hey dosto……!!!
Hw r u dear all frndz…??
Alok bro hum yhi hai. Aur ap kaise ho…??
Alok ji lagta hai ap purane user hai.. Pahle ap kis name se site visite karte the..plz cnfrm
Del bro kaise ho…??
@Deepak,agr tumne aaj raat 12 baje se pehle se how R u ?ka jawaab nhi diya…to mein ..tumse aage se baat nhi krnewala…mera dil hi kucch aisa hai…i m sorry!!! tc!!..good evening!!
Dhiraj ji…jis k paas ap jeisa dost ho….vo apne jivan k hr lamhe me khush raha skta h..coz..ap jese dost ki dua hr pal st hoti h…
Tnx dear…
Admin aaj ka 2sra joke kha pe hai..?
abe had hai dala to hai.. Chinese Vs Arab
2 phr mere bhai wo joke show kyu..? nahi kr rha hai..!
Main ptana side se hu kahi yaha teri site ban to nahi naa hogi..!
Abhi tk bhi joke yaha show ni kr rha hai…!
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……ek hostel tha..girls hostel…usmein ek non-straight ladke ko rakkha gya..ladkio ki dekh rekh k liye…ek din kucch ladkio ne uss ladke ka rape ka plan banaya..kyunki straight ladka naa hone ki wajah se woh ladka..kisi bhi ladki k liye phika tha..par ladkio ki aag ab badhti jaa rahi..thi woh kisi tarh uss ladke k saath sex krna chahti thi…ek ladki ne plan banaya 5000rs mein baat ban jaegi…par uss ladke ne inkaar kr diya…ab ladkio ko laga ab aur koi raasta nikalna padega….unn ladkio ne kaha…agar tum hum ladkio k saath hr din sex kroge.to tumhe uske badle…kai ladko ka no. mil jaega..lekin tab bhi uss ladke ne inkaar kr diya…ab ladkio se nhi raha gya…unne bola ab sidhi ungli se baat nhi banegi tedhi ungli se kaam krna padega..tab aage kya hua…unn ladkio ne…uss ladke se kha agr tu hum ladkio k saath sex nhi kia…to kal tera aakhiri din hoga…uss ladke ne bola jao tum sab mein dekh lunga…agli raat woh ladka chair pe baitha usse thodi need lag gyi..utne mein ek ladki knife lekar uske gardan pe rakh di..bola chal be..aaj yaa to hum ladkio ka kaam tamam kr nhi to tera kaam tamam kr dengi….ab woh ladka kya krta…jaan k aage usse woh sab krna pada..jo woh nhi krna chahta tha…agle din woh hostel chhod bhag gya…woh mental ho gya…aur paagal khaane mein bharti ho gya……
@Deepak,..sorry 4 my cmnts jo meine aisa kha…extremly sorry…ab mere pass words nhi..tumhare liye aur kya kahoon….agr kisi ko mere cmnts se koi bhi…ya koi cmnts pasand nhi aate woh..mujhe kh sakta hai…mujhe deepak ko aisa kh k sharmindagi mehsus ho rahi hai…kbhi kbhi mein khisak jata hoon..but mein apne ko lagaam lagane koshish krunga…deepak tumhare jaise friend k liye…meri laakho duaein bhi km hai…u r really nice….ab to mujhe tumse darr lagne laga hai…:)kyunki tum itne pyaare aur acche ho…..but ek baat… tumhe mein zindagi bhar k liye yaad rakhunga…mera tumne najaria badal diya hai..jab bhi tumhari yaad aaegi..woh najariya mujhe uss galat najariye bachaega..u r really great…shyad meine kucch accha kia hoga jo tumse meri baat mulaqat hui…yeh tumhare liye meri taraf se…..mujhe nhi pata tumhe kaisa lagega…lots of love for u Deepak..<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3.<3:)..ab tumse thoda darr lag raha hai..ab mein cmnt yehi stop krta hai..take care…good night..n luckynight!!…Jay ko bhi good night kh doon..nhi to woh naaraz ho jayega…good night jay..nd cool friends in this hot summer!!..sorry..again!!
..friends aaj jaldi good night…
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Nilesh bro me jyada purana user nhi hun. Gud nite frnd.
**gud mrng frndz**
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Good morning nilesh
Priya
Jay
Dhiraj
Anuj
deepak
Sonam
Khwaish
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and all other users
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kaise hai ap…???
Admin bro. Aj ka joke kidhar h..?