Kaam Pura Dhyan Laga Ke Karna Chahiye

Views: 38,604 - Posted on 27 Apr 2012

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Apni Naabhi Ke Neeche Chidiya Ka Tattoo Banwaya Tha

Ek Din Pappu Ke Sath Sex Karne Ke Baad Usne Pappu Se Pucha.

Ladki: “Tumne Chidiya Dekhi?

Pappu: “Nahi Mera Saara Dhyan Ghosle Mein Tha

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Hindi Version

पप्पू की गर्लफ्रेंड ने अपनी नाभि के नीचे चिड़िया का टेटू बनवाया था

एक दिन पप्पू के साथ सेक्स करने के बाद उसने पप्पू से पूछा.

लड़की: "तुमने चिड़िया देखी?"

पप्पू: "नहीं मेरा सारा ध्यान घोसले में था"

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47 Responses to "Kaam Pura Dhyan Laga Ke Karna Chahiye"

  1. Anuj says:

    hehhehheheehhehheheh

    • Py@re moh@n says:

      admin ji namaste, santa singh wale joke main mere naam se kisi ne comment kiya hai kya ye pata lagaya ja sakta hai ki ye kon hai
      please jaldi batao

      • Admin says:

        Usko comment ko reply karke comment karo fir check akrta hun..

        vese bhai vo aaj se saal purana joke hai .. tumhe yadnahi aa raha hoga vo tum hi honge .. date dekh lo comment ki hehehe

      • Himanshu.The.DON says:

        Rite admin bro. Hehehe pyari mohan sachmuch pyar aur bhole hai. Cmmnt ke uper hi to date likhi hoti ha hehe

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    good..
    Pappu to intelligent hai hi..
    But
    yha per aur kaun-kaun intelligent hai….???

  3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    hii.. Dosto kha ho ap sub…???

  4. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Hahahahahahaha

  5. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Deepak bhai tumhare liye us shayari ki hindi version:
    Vicharre huye ko hafte beet gae , khusiyo gamiyo ke sath beet gae , yaado ke zakhmo ko tum kavi shill (kuredna) kar dekh lena , ki tum ajj vi dil me vasti ho kabhi mill kar dekh lena… ♥

  6. Aakash says:

    hahahahaha….

  7. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Admin bro wo wala: jisme baba ji ka pravachan sun ne desh videsh se log aate the..ek din pravachan pe ek videshi ladki baba ji pe lattu ho gayi..sex ka offer diya baba ji ko..baba ji maan gaye..fir karte-karte baba ji ko jhatke lagne lage….

    aaage bol dunga to joke ka maja yahi aa jayega..aur main BTW ban jaunga…hehehehe..baba lunnacharya wale charecter se publish hai is site pe joke…

  8. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Gd evening frndzz….
    Koi online hai kya…???

  9. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Aeroplane me ek scientist aurek bacha sath baithe the.
    Scientist: Kuchh baat kare, time paas ho jayega.
    Bacha:Kis topic par?
    S: Nuclear power par.
    B: Theek hai, magar pehle mere ek sawal ka jawab do kijab Bakra, Bail aur Gadha, teeno ghaas khate hain, phir Bakre ka Lund itna chhota,
    Bail ka itna patla aur Gadhe ka itna lamba kyon hota hai?
    Scientist: what nonsense, mujhe nahi pata.
    B: Pata Lund ka bhi nahi or Behas nuclear power pe karega.. :-P

  10. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke admin

  11. Lalitmangla says:

    Hello friends koi online hai kya i m back

  12. Deleted says:

    kya admin log yahin se joke le kar yahi post kar dete h ….

  13. Deleted says:

    admin teri site h tu chahe to 1 din mein saare puraane jokes publish kar de…….
    mujhe kya….teri site aachi lagi to aa jata hun …..aur mere accident ke baad recovery period mein is site se mera bahut time pass hua……uska ehsan manta hun…
    tu chodda ho raha h…to hota rah…..meri marji hogi to mein aaunga nahi to nahi aaunga…

    • Mr. Bachelor says:

      Kya deleted yaar ladkiyo ko to period aate the ab to tumhe b period aane lage

      • Deleted says:

        hahaha….abe wo wale period nahi yaar…tenure ki baat kar raha tha…vaise tu samajh to gya tha meri khichai kar raha h…

    • Admin says:

      hehehehe bhonsdi ke badi khundak kha raha hai ab

      Ese hi mujhe khundak aayi thi jab teri TOPI wali pic dekhne ke baad tune mujhe kaha tha ki teri koi ID Nahi hai buhuhuhuh

      saale saat janam tak badala leta rahunga :p

    • Himanshu.The.DON says:

      Delet bro mere khyal se teri accident hone ki wajah teri topi thi agar tu pehli hi apni topi utar deta to shayad bach jata. Hehe ab bhi to utar hi di hehehehe

  14. Deleted says:

    डुबो दो अपनी कश्ती को किनारा ढूंढने वालो
    ये दरिया -ए-मुहब्बत है यहाँ साहिल नही होता !!.

  15. Deleted says:

    Har baat ki izzhar kaise kare tujse aye dost……
    Kuch raaz ki hoti hai humari isharo se samajle…
    Leheron se khelna toh samundar ka shauk hain….
    Guzarti hai kya yeh kinaro se puchle…….

  16. Hps says:

    Mast joke h yr

  17. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Admin bro humare fb account par mast joke nhi aa rha…
    Joke for frnds..
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    :-):) 8-);-DB-)Ö…

  18. niteshsomesay says:

    ghosala ka khosla…!

  19. Deleted says:

    On wedding nyt
    Husband to wife–sbse pyar se
    rehna,
    respect krna,
    unka trust jeetna,
    unki care krna,
    sach bolna
    wife (room ka darwaza khol kar)-
    Sab andar ajao Satsang ho raha hai
    yaha..=))

  20. Deleted says:

    Woh kehke chale itni mulakat bahut hai
    Maine kaha ruk jao abhi raat bahut hai
    Aasoon mere tham jaye to phir shauk se jana
    Aise me kahan jaoge barsaat bahut hai!

  21. Deleted says:

    Dard hi dard ko dard dene laga,
    Dard hi zakhmon ko bharne laga,
    Hum dard ko pa kar kuchh na bole,
    Dard hi hamein choo kar rone laga….

  22. Anuj says:

    bohat din ho gaye shayad sahara kar liya uss ne
    hamare baad bhi aakhir guzara kar liya uss ne

    hamara zikr toh uss ke labon par aa nahi sakta
    hamen ehsas hai humse kinara kar liya uss ne

    vo basti ghair ki basti, vo kooncha ghair ka kooncha
    suna hai ishq bhi ab toh dobara kar liya uss ne

    suna hai ghair ki bahon ko vo apna ghar samjhta hai
    lagta hai mera ye dukh gawara kar liya uss ne

    bhula kar pyar ki qasmeIn vo waada tod kar “wasi”
    kisi ko zindgi se bhi pyara kar liya uss ne :(

  23. deepak says:

    raat bhar chand ke nur ko dekha
    uski kashish me apne mehbub ko dekha
    aaj se pehle kabhi nahi ki thi taro se baat
    par aaj inke rango me apne vazud ko dekha…

  24. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    gd mrng frndzzz…
    Yar tum log to mirza galib ho gye ho yar…
    Ek ke bad ek sher , kuch b ho maza aa gya bhai…

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