Kabir Das Ji Ke Dohe Ka Arth

Hindi Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Kabir Das Ji Ke Ek Dohe Ka Arth Batane Ko Kahti Hai,

Teacher: “Kabira Dekh Baden Ko, Laghu Na Deeje Daar Kahan Kaam Aave Siu, Jahan Kare Talwar

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Pappu: “Kabirdas Ke Guru Unhe Samjha Rahe Hai Ki Hey Kabir, Yadi Tumhara Bahut Badi Choot Se Paala Pade To Tum Apna Chhota Sa Lund Usmein Daal Mat Dena, Re Murka, Jahan Talwar Jitne Bade Kuch Nahi Kar Pa Rahe Ho Waha Tera Sui Jaisa Kya Kar Lega”

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  14 Comments

  1. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

    Admin tune kaha tha ki kisi dharam ya dharmik guruon par joke nai banega to fir ye kya ha???

    1. Admin says:

      mera matab bhagwan se related tha be… aur hehehe ye joke mere ko bada pasand aya tha to andar ek keeda uchhla ki share karu :p

      agar bolte ho to delete kar deta hun :'(

  2. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    “ladko ko jalane k liye kucchh”

    1.ek tapori ne char sundar ladkio ko paise dekar…char dino tak maze lia”
    2.ek sunder ladki ne ..ek tapori ko.ek lamba french kiss de diya..jabki uss ladki chahne wale kai ladke the
    3.ek sunder ladki ki ek tapori k saath shadi ho gyi..jabki peeth peeche woh tapori aur ladkio pe chara dalaa krta tha
    4.ek tapori ne raath bhar char ladkio k saath maze lie..
    ……………………………………………………………………………………
    i dont knw ladke jale ki nhi…but i think shyad jale honge :)…by the way upar kucch change kr diya jae..to mein kaafi jal jaaunga…..means ladki ki jagah ladka :)

    koiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jjjaaaaaalllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????????????????????????????//

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @dhiraj dear isme jalne wali kya baat hai every one have got rights to enjoy thair life …hahaha.. ;) BTW kaha ja rahe ho????

      @deepak bro kya kaisa chal raha business ? hai sab khairiat??