Kaise Kaise Kiya Usne
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टीना: "फिर मेरी पेंटी में हाथ डाला"
मीना: "अच्छा, फिर?"
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Nice joke Admin sir
alok bhai mere ko sir mat bol… bhai chalega par sir nahi .. is beganapan mahsus hota hai :’(
Ok mere bhai.
Gf k kpde utarne me bahut maza aata hai. Jise yakeen na ho krke dekhe. Jo na kr ske gf ko mere paas bhej de. { Its a gud offer.}
Alok gupta ji aap to ekdum site par chaye hue ho ……
Jay tum bhootni se daro mat…..
Sexsena ji aaj nahi aaye aap….
nilesh where r u today….???
@ Del bro. Maine Bootani ko Aisa Khat (Letter) likha hai ki Mere Khat ko Padhkar Bhootani ki Phat Jaayegi aur Ab Bhootani Mujhko Darane ki Jagah Pahle ki tarah Raat ko 1:00 O’ clock ke baad mere Pash Aayegi Aur………..
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Yaar Ab to samajh Jawooooooo
Kya ye bhi batane ki chez hai :p
Thanx deleted bro. Aur kaise hain aap.
bhai teri khud ki GFs to mere pas aati hai kapde utarvane hehehehe
Admin bhai meri ab gf nhi hai. Break up ho gya yaar. { god se daily prayer kr rha hun new gf k liye .}
alok bhai fir ek kam kar…. ek mere liye b mangna shuru kar de
Admin bhai meri god se aaj baat ho gai hai. Ve muze har mahine ek new n untch gf denge. Usko ek month tk use krne k baad wo me aapko de diya krunga. Aakhir ek bhai hi bhai ke kaam aata hai.
ha ha ha ha ha………. Admin Bk……….. SMS nahi Joke Padne Wale M marne lagte hai :p
Aur Joke Padne wali kya karne lagti hai ? :P
Kya admin teri site par married log big h mere jaise……jinhe itne se kuch nahi hoga
Oye Bhootani….
Ab Tum Meri Zindgi Mein To Aa Nahi Sakki
To Khwabbon Mein Kyu Gand Marane Aati Ho? :(
Arey Kameeni Maine Tumahri Maa Keeeeeeeeee
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Loundiya Kab Chodi Hai?
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Kyon Mere Sapne Main Apna Yeh Manhoos, Darawana
Chehra Dikha Kar Unhe Horror-Dreams Bnaati Ho :-(
Hey Dosto !!!!!
Vo Na Aaye Is Dil Ko Zlaane Waale,
Vo Na Aaye Meri Hasti Ko Mitaane Waale.
Nikla Is Kadar Jnaaza Un Ki Gali Se Ki
Piche Chal Rahe They Zmaaane Waale,
Humne Socha Ki Waah Kitne Log Hain Hume Chahne Waale,
Phir Pata Chala Ki Woh To Bhaade (Rent) Pe Kiye They
Dosto Ne Hume Dufnaane Waale.
Wah bhai jay! Aaj pata chala ki tum kitne kamine the.P.
Hehehehehe…..
gud 1….!
I Like everyone
♥ ♥ ♥ But i Love only one
I Live for everyone
♥ ♥ ♥ But i breath only forOne
I talk to everyone
♥ ♥ ♥ But i share everything to Only One
I Smile with everyone
♥ ♥ ♥ But my smile is for only One
I am for everyone
♥ ♥ ♥ But i Belong to onLy One…♥
Good
Admin yaar ab joke main pahle wali baat nahi rahi
Admin bhai…… Ye Recent comments update nahi ho raha hai kya ????
Kyuki Recent Comments me sabse Latest comment “Jay ♥: on 2012-05-28 14:01:24 @ Love Marriage Wale Bhakt Ka Ek Sawal” show ho raha hai.
hmmm. lagta hai site mein koi dikkat aa gayi hai jo log kah rahe hai ki pahe update nahi ho raha
Friends kisi aur user ko b dikkat aa rahi ho to batana jarur.. taki main usko check kar saku
out of range joke smj nai
Dear Navya is joke me ek ldki khti hai ki uske bf ne uske sath kya kiya. Ok .
Hi Dosto,
Aaz ka Sawal……….
Sher Sunne Mein Maza Aata Hai
Sher Sunane Mein Maza Aata Hai..
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Aur Agar…..
Jab Sher Samne Aaye Toh ???????
hehehe………. Hai na Mazedar Sawaal ?????
hmmmm toh aage se gila aur piche se pila ho jaata hai…
jo hona h uske sath hona msg read krne wale ko kya efct hoga
Navya ji….. uske saath to jo hona tha ho gaya…….. ab jo hoga woh message read karne waale ke saath hi hoga.. :D
hmmmm……. Aapko kuch nahi hota hai ??
Efect to hota hai tabhi to hm sb read krte hain.
Navya ji hehe aap par is joke ka kuch efect ho na ho hum par bhahut efect hota ha. Aakhir yahi to difrance ha boy & girl me
Apni Bewafai Ka Ilzam Us ne Mujh Par Laga Diya
Dekho Yaroo! Apne Gunah Ko Kis Kadar Chupa Diya.
Mere Katal Ka Ilzam Kud Mujpar Hi Laga Diya
Dekho Yaroo! Us Bewafa Ne Mujhe Mitti Me Mila Diya.
Jannat Dikhane Ke Bahane Ushne Assman Par Paucha Diya
Fir Girte Tare Dikhate Dikhate Mujhe Jannat Se Gira Diya.
Dil Ko Sapne Dekhakar Us ne Meri Ankhon Se Rula Diya
Haye Us Bewafa Ne Mujhe Pyar Ka Sabak Sikhla Diya.
wah…kya baat he…grt…. jay bro.
thhek theek h
hiii everyone….m new to this site.may i join u all??
Aapki hi to jarurat hai. Dekho na kitni garmi ho rhi hai.
Welcome to nonvagpur ab to baras jao garmi bahut hai
gn evryone
Admin bhai site me problem hai. Jokes show nhi ho rhe properly.
bhai ab tumhe kya problem aayi hai
apke scren me prblm h
system format krke site pe aao sb properly dkhyega
site k oner thnx thnx alot hmre cmnt direct aprove ho rhe
hi tamnna kaisi h
oye di hmra nam tmna h kyu bachi se panga le ri ho ap wrong or h dunia me kai is name ki hongi bol lijye ap me ab nai aungi apke ghar
no need to thanks <3 bas ek kissi de de :p
nic joke
apke aj paper kese gye or di apka cel kyu of h
paper kesa gya tmra
bye di tc gn bst of luck fr ur nxt exam
gn alof u
G.morning friends now days i m very busy so i m not comming regularly bot i visit here continue since today
Yaar admin kal raat mere kamre ki window se Jo sadak dikhti h waha se ek bus nadi mein gir gyi7:00pm hum dost sab log help kar rahe the ….tumne bhi news dekhi hogi…..badrinath se lout rahi bus nadi mein gir gyi….
delete bahut acha kiya re tum logo ne…. aaj tumne sabit kar diya ki insaan CNW wala hone ke bad b dil se bada ho sakta hai
and sadly mere pas cable nahi hai.. so news aur esa kuch b nahi paata main… :’(
and sab log Ok hai na koi hadsa to nahi hua
Nilesh, sorry yaar …no good morning today……
Del Bro, aj ap ne anjaan logo ki jindagiya bacha kr,..
Insaniyat ko bachaya h…un sb logo ki dua ap ko mili,
Dost…mere hisab se aj apki mrng gud nh vry gud h..
Yaar deepak apne deleted bro ek bahut achchhe insaan hain.
Ap ne sahi kaha..Alok ji…
Navya darling cmnts theek se diya kro. Pta nhi chal pata ki kisse baat kr rhi ho……..
admin bhai site ko repair krna pdega…..
joke cal mai jaane pr mil rh hai…..
Yes Zeeshan … mujhe b pata lag gaya hai problem ka….aaj khud mere mobile pe mujhe problem face hui hai
Dosto Site pe koi ldka roj new ladki k name se aata hai . Iske baad gayab. Ex. Varsha , natasha , dipika etc.
U said right ……
alok ji….mujh pe shaq na kre….me ladki hi hun.
varsha mere se jyada bhala kise pata hoga ki tum ladki hi ho <#
Welcome to the site dear… aur kaisi ho…. PC thik hua ya kahi aur se comment kar rahi ho?
sms suna nahi padha jaata hai. sameer
thanks bhai REX ji… par hehe vo kya hai main khud sms nahi padta.. mene ek badna rakha hai is kam ke liye jo mujhe sms padh ke sunata hai :p
admin bro ye kal ka joke aj show ho rha hai wo b 11.00 am bad plz cheak…
Aj jb htm 10am par visit kiye the to kal subah ka hi joke show ho rha tha.
mene dekh liya mere sath b yahi hua tha… par mene abhi 1 gante pahle isko thik kiya hai..
ab agar ye problem dobara aye to batana jarur
admin ji,mai thik hun.ap kaise h?? aur mera pc thik ho chuka h….