Kalyugi Bahu Ka Jawab
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Ek Saas Apni Bahu Se Puchti Hai
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Santa 2 wife on 1st wedding night-
"jaanu, aaj tum muze ek aisi baat kaho jise sunkar muze gum b mile aur khushi b mile"
Wife-
"aap ka lund sharma ji se bada hai aur patel ji se chhota hai"
@Ravan bhai mai kyu tumhari bhabi ko kaid karunga hahahahehehehe
@Panchhi meri Sonpari kidnap to aapne hamara Dil kar liya hai hehehehe
@Dhiraj yar ye chodumal k sath mera naam mat likha kar
aisa lagta hai jaise lofar chodumal hai hehehehe
@JAY…one question .name three best place in india .u think and 2 international cities???..means u love..
@Rosy,rashii di and aur koi user batana pasand karega.
main apna batata hoon..
1.Mumbai(birth place) 2.Goa…3….Pune….
2..New york….2.paris…jay tum batao ki tumhara mein batau..haha.!…
@Admin yaar,jay kya cmnt kar raha hai aap uske cmnt aaprov q nahi karte…jay ko rokker mera bhi kalyan kar doge…plz uska cmnt approve karo…i say sorry from jay side 2 u.
Dhiraj jo galti jay kar raha hai tum b vohi kar rahe ho.. i already told u guys ki ek sath comment karne ki jagha ek hi comment mein likha karu.. and u r still doing it with posting two comments at one time
@lofar,..kon sa jamana kharab hai…??…ladkio se khatra hai ki chodumalloffer ladko se..hahaha!…yaa raakhimunnibadnamsheela se hahaha!
@Atankwadi…mene tujhse kaha tha jada missile chhodega to ek din saari khatm ho jaeegi..nai hai tere paas yeh le..=========>>>>..haha!!..sudhar jaa.
Hahahah DHIRAJ tum chodumal ke sath h lofar ka name likha kro dekho vo kitna khush hua….heheheh lofar chodumal hahah…… Oye lofar me kbse raavan ki bhabhi bn gayi ha??or muj pr itna bda iljam na lgao me kidnaping jese kam ni krti….
EK interesting baat agar sabko apni photocopy dhudni hai to apne birth place k chakkar kato…m 200% correct..miljaenge….ROSY,RAAJ,JAY,LOFAR,ADMIN koi meri baat se agree hai????????
@RAAVAN jan tum h btao me tumse itni dertk kaise naraj reh sakti hu bhala..dekho me aa gai hu jan… @Hahahah DHIRAJ tum chodumal ke sath h lofar ka name likha kro dekho vo kitna khush hua….heheheh lofar chodumal hahah…… Oye lofar me kbse raavan ki bhabhi bn gayi ha??or muj pr itna bda iljam na lgao me kidnaping jese kam ni krti…. @RAHUL jan pehle btao to shi kiske sath khi chaddi paka rhe ho heheh tb help kru na….
Panchhi kaise ho yaar.. Raavan, dhiraj, dev.. Sab log mujhe bhul gaye kya?
@ratan mere yaar lagta hai tumne mere cmmnts nahi padhe.
mai nahi bhulta kisi ko aur use to bilkul bhi nahi jiske cmmnts me
galti se hi mera naam aa gaya ho. just like preet, arush, shallu,
lofar, panchhi, jay, dhiraj, rashii., atankwadi, rahul, raj,divya,
n u ratan. . ……@preet kaha ho tum, cmmnt nahi de rahi
ho.
Ratan me to mast hu tum btao yaar ajkl kaha ghumte fir rhe
ho bahot kam dikhayi dete ho yaha.! @ heya lofar dekhlo raavan
bahot gusse me hai usse panga na liyo aur yaar muje samj me ni aa
rha tum log lad kyu rhe ho yaar…shayad iska reason me h
hu….!!
lofar bete ye meri bhabhi kon hai tu panchhi ki to baat nahi kar rha hai tumhara dono ka to bhai behan ka rista tha na dust aatma risto ki kadr karna seekh raavan bhabhi ki chinta nahi kar rha use to fikar hai apne best frnd ki
panchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
aakhir tum aa gyi thank god aapko kisi ne kidnap nahi kiya aakhir aap amant kiski hain aapko kidnap karne waale ko raavan ka naam hi kaafi hai haan ye lofar aajkal kuchchh jyada hi uchhal raha hai isake baare me kya khyal hai jra isko bta do varna galtfahmi me raavan se panga na le baithe hiiiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@he he he RAJ mere khyal se muje yha pr apne jesa bindass bhai mil gya…heheh (jst kiding dear)
@Panchhi, tumne dimag ka pura dahi kar dala, sara maja hi
bekar kar dala yaar, m really very disappointed, tumhe mere comts
achi nai lagti to saaf saaf batado, me tumse kabhi baat nahi
karunga, par aisa majak mat karo, me bhai bahan k rishte ko sabse
pavitra rishta manta hu, aur me apni bahno se bahut pyar karta,nd
listen mujhe koi extra behan nahi banana hai, tumhara majak bahut
bahut bahut bura laga! tum agar ladki naa hoti to me iska acha
jawab deta! Aur koi hai jise mere comts achhe nahi lagte pls tell
me, i swear' dat i wont take her name again
Hey raj i m so sory yaar muje ni pata tha tume bura lgega me to aese h majak me keh di thi aur muje tumhare cments achhe lgte hai tvi to me cments ka reply deti hu yaar…i m really very sorry dear, promise aesa fir kbi ni hoga…ab man v jao na maf krdo apne frnd ko…..
or muje v koi extra bhai ni chahiye agr me yaha kisi ko bhai kehti hu to vo majak me, frnds ke sath ap jo maja masti kr skte hai voh dusro ke sath to nahi ho sakti bcoz frnds frnds hai… aur mere kisi ko bhai kehne se vo mera bhai nahi ban jayega itna to tum v samj hi sakte ho na…bhai behen ka rishta mere liye v utna h anmol hai bt me me hu agr koi muje behen kehta hai to me usse lightly lena h psnd krungi..aur mere tumhe bhai kehne se kya bhai behen ka rishta apavitra ho jaega batao??…apni apni soch hai yaar…bura lgta hai to keh do bt rutho mat..fir v sorry…
he rashi kahan ho yaar lo aa gyi tumhari behan ab jamega
rang jab mil baithenge teen yaar aap mai or panchhi
jaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn vo kuchh aaj jyada hi mood me hai ab
aapko meri taraf se comment karne ki jarurat nahi padegi
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiiiiiiiiiiiii ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@Dhiraj dear tum khud decide karlo jo b tumpe applicable ho
isiliye maine generalise karke bola tha hehehehe @Panchhi meri
jashn-e-bahara yar pahle sudhaarti to bad me bolti ho chodumal ban
jao its not fair yaar aur haa hamara dil aapke paas hai thoda
khayal rakhiyega hahahahaha bye take care haa
@Ravan dear yar bhai maine panchhi ko bahen nahi bahenji
bola tha aur ye mai pahle b clear kar chuka hu nd bar bar mujhe
clarification dene ki jaroorat nahi hai aur yar sahi batau to mujhe
panga lene me bda maja ata hai samjhe bhootkal hahahaha @Admin bhai
naraz mat hoiyo yaar ye ravan ne baad me cmnt kiya tha isliye ab
rply kar raha hu. dekh yaar tu gussa ho raha hai
he ratan yaar tumhe or raavan bhul ye ho nahi sakta or tum
raavan ko bhul jao ye raavan ki hansi hone nahi degi u r my best
yaar ——————————————————- dhiraj
tum aatankwadi ko sudharne ki bajaaye or bigaad rahe ho tum use
hathiyaar supply kar rahe ho or sudhrane ko kah rahe ho tum america
waali niti par chal rahe ho ye india ke liye sahi nahi hai
@hi! ratan. @hi! rajbin @hi! rashii di @hi! rahul @hi! rana
@hi! raavan @hi! rosy @hi! deep @hi! dev @hi! divya @hi! daksh @hi!
panchii @hi! lofar @hi! atanki @hi! unko jo chhut gaye hain!.
@JAY…tum mujhse naaraj q ho…"aa bhi jaa sanam u na kar sitam
teri bahon mein mar mitenge hum" "tere mast mast batein mere dil ka
le gaye chain…teri mast mast batein mere dil ka le gaye
chain.."……..JAY dont worry dil pe haath rakh ke kaho "all ij
well":)
hahhhaaaa
nice joke sahi jawab diya he bahu ne.
@Rashi ji thanx for congrets ki mujhe dostana -2 k liye chuna gaya he per ye samjh me nhi aayaa ki usne mujhe hi kyu select kiya heheheeee
@dhiraj, hi.. N i think it shd b bangalore, mumbai n goa. Outside switzerland n paris:-)
@raj, lol.. U talkng abt screwng som1 els wife n calng urself orthodox? Sounds like an oxymoron
Very nice jokes.accha jawab diya bahu ne