Kamaal Ki ATM Machine

Views: 50,195 - Posted on 03 Oct 2011

Santa Ek Bar USA Gaya To Vaha Uska Bhi Dil Kara Ki Ek Club Mein Jau Aur Dekho Kitna Maja Hai Vaha Ki Life Mein.

Club Mein Dancer Dance Kar Rahi Thhi, Thoda Sa Jhuki Toh,

American Ne $100 Uski Bra Mein Dale, British Ne $200 Dale,

Santa Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur ATM Card Uski Gaand Mein Ghusa Ke Swap Karvaya Aur $300 Leke Chalta Bana.

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11 Responses to "Kamaal Ki ATM Machine"

1. Jay says:

   October 3, 2011 at 9:44 am

   Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……Wah ! Bhai Wah!!!
   hahahaha……Yar Santa ne kya Dimag lagaya hai…..Maza aa gaya…….hehehehehehe

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2. Jay says:

   October 3, 2011 at 9:49 am

   @ Pearl, Mere Khwabo ki Sahjadi……..
   Kal Raat Ajab Itfaaq Huwa
   Muje Khwab Me Tera Didaar Huwa
   Dheere Se Mai Terey Paas Huwa
   Magar Phir Khwab Ka Ehsas Huwa
   Me Ne Socha K Tera Naam Lu
   Phir Chaha K Barh K Tujhe Thaam Lu
   Heseen Honton Se Tere Jaam Lu
   Judai Me Es Milan Ka Moouj Lu
   Mgar Bhool Gya Ye To Khwab Thha
   Tu Khwab Me Kitni Parda- Nashi Thhi
   Magar Baat Na Thi Sirf Pards-Nashi Ki
   Mera Pyar Bhi To Be-Hisab Thha
   Khuli Ankh To Khwab Nilam Huwa
   Mera Din Bhi Jaisey Sham Huwa
   Or
   Mere Pyar Ka Kissha Tamam huwa

   Good Morning!!!!!

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3. Anuj says:

   October 3, 2011 at 10:01 am

   hahahahahaha ATM

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4. Jaiswal says:

   October 3, 2011 at 10:54 am

   hahahahahahahahahahahaha, good joke akhir Santa ne dimag ka use kara

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5. pearl says:

   October 3, 2011 at 12:20 pm

   @jay,…thanks!!!!

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6. Dhiraj says:

   October 3, 2011 at 12:31 pm

   …………..HEY DOSTO!!!….

   Kal humare pyare jay ka janmdin hai..means 4th oct…
   jay pehla cake mere muh mein jana chahiye..
   uske baad tuhari matrji..
   ummm tumhare liye kon sa gift doon..
   mujhe to pata nahi tumhe kya pasand hai..
   ….12 baje raat k baad shayad pata chal jaye..
   tccccccccccccc!!1

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7. Asif says:

   October 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm

   Hahaha……. Lagta hai Santa ne is bar apne dimag ka sahi stemal kiya.
   Lekin main ye sochta hu ki Santa agar atm card k alawa kuch aur ;)# hi dalta to zyada fayde me rehta. Hehe…

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8. kinshuk says:

   October 3, 2011 at 4:54 pm

   hme to kuch nhi samajh aaya aur sb ahahhahhah krne m lge h? :( and dhiraj yr kahan rhta h tu bhut bzy ho gya aaj kl?

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9. Mausam says:

   October 5, 2011 at 11:24 pm

   hahahahahhaa heheheheheehhahahaaaahhhheeheheeheehhahahaha
   hahahahhehehhehehehehe
   santaa kamaal ka bandaa he yaar,
   santaa ki akal bevkoofee me bhi kamaal dikhaatii he hahahahahhaa

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10. lover says:

    November 7, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    gud one

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11. sanju says:

    November 7, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    nice guru

    Reply