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Ladki Ka Birthday Tha. Boyfrnd: Tume Kya Gift Du? Ladki: Mujhe Wo Gift Do Jo Tum De Na Sako Or Mein Le Na Saku. Ladka: Meri Gand Lele

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  51 Comments

      1. sunny says:

        ha sweety hum ladko ka dimag boobs chud aur career me rahata h ..
        per ladkiyo ki ek sachai h maximam sabko man karta h per gaand jaldi fat jata h…..gupcub(golgappa) samose k aalawa kuch soch nahi sakte

    1. sunny says:

      mansi ladki patne me chaapal aur gaand dono gis jati h fir patne k baad unke aand sawlo k jawab dete dete gaand lal ho jati h mansi ladki jitni gaandu hoti h usse accha to old joke h…good on admin bro..

    1. jatt fantasy says:

      mansi darling.. tum kab dogi apni ch**t aur tumhe maja nahi chahiye kya ?aur ha mujhe sirf ladkiyo ki marne m maja aata h .

    2. sunny says:

      2010 ka kalyug h mansi per isi karna aap lago ka chud aur gand ka rate kam ho gaya h….kaise bhi karke apni ijajat aur ahodha(position) fir hasil karo yaar…manshi

  1. Rukhsana says:

    Very Nice cum Wonderful Joke|

    Agar mere Admin Sir mujhse aisa kahenge to main to unki maar sakti hu. "DILDO" ko apni kamar par baandh kar main ye kaam kar sakti hu.

    "Love uuuuuuuuu Admin Sir"

    1. admin says:

      Ruksana Dear agar tum Dildo se meri maar sakti ho to main bhi apne piche ek shield laga sakta hun…. market mein sab kuch milta hai

  2. DHIRAJ says:

    Bhagwan ne gaand isliye banaya ki log t***i bahar nikal sake but insano ne uskadusra use bhi nikal diye iska avishkar konse yug mein hua.

    1. Sweety says:

      Iska aviskar adhe kalyug main hua and ladko ne kiya unhe ladkiya to milti nhi to socha hoga ki sale ladko ki he maare

  3. jatt fantasy says:

    all girls… ek jaruri advice.dont use DILDO.try boys lol.

    admin bro mujhe lagta h ki ye ladkiya DILDO lagaker ek dusre ka kaam kar deti h. boys ko seva ka mauka hi nahi deti.isliye maximum boys muth marke kaam chalate h.

    1. Yogesh says:

      Boy :Papa what is diffrent beetwin trust and fact (true )
      Papa : Deep thinking and reply
      Your mom is my wife is fact (true) but
      you are my son is trust

  4. deewana says:

    YAAR ITNA BHI MAST JOKE NAHI HAI JITNA TUM LOG BOL RAHE HO, LADKIYAN HI GAND MAREGA KA MAJA LE SAKTI HAI LOL

  5. sanjeev says:

    aree yaaaaaro agr tum sab ladkiyo ki g**nd ke peeche pad jaoge to ch**t kya mere liye chodoge kya??? koi bat nahi me dekh lunga, yukti sweety sapna ruksana, sab ki c**t me mar lunga, tum inki ga**d maro.. or me ch**t

  6. Stranger says:

    Ladkiya chudai chahti hai na ki …chodna….ladkio ko khub chodo…ladki ek bar chud gayi to khud hi khol degi……..samjhe…