Kamal Ka Tota

Views: 40,243 - Posted on 03 Aug 2011

Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha.

Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.”

Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai”

Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya To Tota Bola.

Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur Purana Customer.

Kaise Ho Santa Sahab? Idhar Bhi Pahunch Gaye.

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44 Responses to "Kamal Ka Tota"

  1. bheem says:
    August 3, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    mast h admin tu nhee yar tota mast h good jokes

    Reply
  2. panchhi says:
    August 3, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    hahahahaha

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    • Sumit says:
      August 4, 2011 at 12:58 pm

      hi panchii kem choo??

      Reply
    • Pintu says:
      August 4, 2011 at 9:54 pm

      Dekhlo Panchhi,
      Samir kya gaya aapne dusri setting chalu kar di,
      Kya aisi hoti hai amdavadi girls,
      Gujju 1-mari patni to Devi 6 Devi…!
      Gujju 2- Devi to mare pan 6, pan koi leva taiyaar hoy to ne,
      Kya sab gujju aise hote hai?

      Reply
      • panchhi says:
        August 5, 2011 at 3:46 am

        ab vo muje chhod kr chala gya to me kya kru :( muje akele akele rehna dar lgta h :( hehehe arre lgte to ap b gujju h ho fir b itna b ni pta k gujju pepls kitni bate krte h aur bato me hasi majak sbse pehle ata h aur amdavadi chhe to akhre gujju j ne so dear meri b yhi adat h hasi majak krte rehne ki …vese ap kaha se ho?

  3. bheem says:
    August 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    admin bhai ek baat puchhu bhai kbhee kabhee aap cmnt mei hmmmmmm lekhte to isska kya mtlab hota h kya h ki kbhee jrurt pdai to m bhee kiya kru

    Reply
  4. Vikash raj says:
    August 3, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    Santa too randi baaj nikla he he he he

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  5. Anuj says:
    August 3, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    wah maja aa gya…..

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  6. bheem says:
    August 3, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    din mein chain nahi

    raat ko neend nahi

    jee na lage kahin

    khuda kya yehi pyar hai

    khuda bola – nahi beta private job walon ka yahi haal hai

    Reply
  7. Pintu says:
    August 3, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    Goo joke ha ha ha ha

    Dosto,

    Zindgi mai tum

    Itne aage badho

    Itne aage badho

    Itne aage badho

    Itne aage badho

    K

    Aage wala bole

    K

    "le meri G@@nd mai ghusja, b*****na"

    Reply
  8. aki says:
    August 4, 2011 at 12:43 am

    hahahahahahahah, must joke hai bhai maja aagya

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    • pankaj says:
      August 4, 2011 at 1:20 am

      oye aki aajkal tu bade maze le raha hai…

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      • Sumit says:
        August 4, 2011 at 12:53 pm

        maza to ayega hi usko…
        sab ladkiya jo iske piche bhagti hogi. hehe

      • aki says:
        August 4, 2011 at 4:54 pm

        pankaj jindagi maje lene ke liye hai to maje lie jao ,( MUST RAHO MUSTI ME CHAHE AAG LAG JAE GIRL FRIEND KI BASTI ME )hehehehehehehe

      • aki says:
        August 4, 2011 at 5:01 pm

        SUMIT bro , pahle mai ladkio k piche bhagta tha mgr mere GURRU. Inpt, sri.SURAJ BAHN PRAPATP SINGH g ne muje ek frmula diya or boloa ki ise use karo to tumhe kisi k piche bhagne ki jarurat nhi padegi bus tabhi se wo frmula apna raha hu mai or tabhi se maje me hu .

        hehehehehehe

      • pankaj says:
        August 4, 2011 at 8:08 pm

        aki kon sa fourmula…. wo 'apna haath jagnnnath' wala…hehehehehe

        wese bhi kisi nr kaha hai…badnami ki ch@@t se , sharafat me mutth maarni achchi hoti hai……heheheheheheh

      • aki says:
        August 4, 2011 at 8:49 pm

        pankaj tu kaise bhul gya SURAJ BHAN PRATAP SINGH KO . hehehehe

      • Admin says:
        August 4, 2011 at 9:53 pm

        hehehe isko lagta hai fir se yaad karvana padega… Tel wala Danda hahahahaha

  9. Dhiraj(jays heartbea says:
    August 4, 2011 at 1:14 am

    @pint2 great joke…dil khush ho gaya…kanha se mila tumhe aage bado wala joke…bole to admin k sabi joko par bhari pad gaya…10/10 mila tumhein..kasam se…ur great..hats of u…

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  10. Naresh loving Boy says:
    August 4, 2011 at 1:43 am

    hello frndsssssssssss…………..sb kese ho YaaRo
    joke mast hai,…………..

    Reply
  11. Dhiraj(jays heartbea says:
    August 4, 2011 at 2:40 am

    joke…

    ek ladki thi jiska naam chandramukhi tha woh badi sharmili kism ki thi lekin uske ander sex ki aag use din raat pareshan karti thi..iske liye woh ghar se pure saher ka chakkar katti thi ki koi uski sex ki aag ko thanda kar sake…woh behad aakarshak thi…lekin uski kafi koshisho k bawjood use koi ladka nahi mila jo iski aag ko shant kar sake…tab usne ghar se ek daru ki bottle li aur apne baste mein daalkar nikal chali…use rikhshaw wala dikhai dia usne bola chaloge..

    rikshwala:kanha chalna hain ji

    chandramukhi:ghar par agar chaloge to yeh daru ka bottle bhi dungi..

    rikshawala:ji mam daru k liye to janhan kahengi wanhan chalenge.

    chandramukhi:aaj meri aag jaroor thandi hogi..

    rikshawala:(ghar mein ghuste)..mam ji aap aag bujhane ki baat kar rahi thi naa?

    chandramuki:abe bhosdike

    jab jal k raakh ho jaungi tab aag bujhaega.

    rikhshawala:mam jaldi jaldi kholo yanha par bhi aag jabardast lagi hui hai..hahaha!

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  12. Dhiraj(xtremly #ott! says:
    August 4, 2011 at 3:22 am

    @gud night evrybody..

    jay..my fire

    prince my lovely

    panky my jaan

    samir my masti boy

    rashii di..jhakkas di n all friend….bbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

    abe bhosdike k jay jaldi aa aur ek cmnt daal..nahi to tujhe 100 degree ka torchar doonga na jindagi bhar mummy mummy karta rahega…iss bar aa teri aise watt lagata hoon ki tera sara bhaw utar jaega..take care.

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  13. Sumit says:
    August 4, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    pacchiyo ko kaid rakhne se wo aise hi ho jate hai. hehe

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  14. Vickyssss says:
    August 4, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    tAbhi to Massage parlour jyada behtar hai…waha koi tota nhi hota..hehehee…

    Reply
    • Admin says:
      August 4, 2011 at 6:09 pm

      abe sale sahi bola tu hehehehe mere ko 5 6 ka address dene ka.. main khud jake check karunga ki udhar Tota hai ya nahi ;)

      Reply
  15. raj says:
    August 4, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    mast hai

    Reply
  16. jeeva says:
    August 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    santa bda mje le rha h chakle me ghapla

    Reply

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