Kamal Ki Choot

Ek Baar Santa Train Mein Ja Raha Tha.

Uske Samne Ek Ladki Mini-Skirt Dale Bethi Thi Aur Ussne Panty Bhi Nahin Pehni Thi.

Santa Maje Se Usski Choot Ko Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak Ladki Santa Ko Boli.

Ladki: “Kya Tum Meri Choot Dekh Rahe Ho?

Santa Chonk Gaya.

Ladki Boli: “Koi Baat Nahin Dekho Dekho Badi Special Hai

Santa Hairan Hoke Bola: “Achha, Kya Special Hai?

Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Aankh Bhi Marti Hai

Aur Ussne Choot Se Aankh Marwa Di. Santa Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha.

Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Smile Bhi Pass Karti Hai

Aur Ladki Ne Apni Choot Hila Kar Smile Bhi Pass Karwa Di.

Santa Phir Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha.

Ladki Ko Ab Tharak Chadd Gayi Thi, Vo Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Boli,

Ladki:  “Idhar Aaao Aur Iss Mein Apni Do Ungaliyaa Daalo

Santa Hairan Hoke Seat Se Uchalta Hua Bola: “Oh Teri, Kya Yeh Seeti Bhi Maarti Hai?

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