Kamar Ko Waist Kyun Kehte Hai?
Views: 27,148 - Posted on 22 Jun 2012
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गोलू ने एक दिन कुछ सोचते हुए पप्पू से पूछा
गोलू: "यार, इंग्लिश में कमर को वेस्ट क्यूँ कहते है?"
पप्पू ने कुछ सोच के जवाब दिया
पप्पू: "जो चीज़ चूची के नीचे और चूत के ऊपर हो, वो किस काम की? इसलिए उसको वेस्ट कहते है"
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hmm bilkul sahi :p
hahaha…vry gud…
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Hi..frnds..gud after noon..
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Naina ji , bht tym bd yaha ana hua…
..yeh to baat bilkul wahi hui…eyes aur lips k beech nose kyun hai??/
hmm? :)
Hahahahaha…
Mst hai yaar….! ;-)
Sex karte waqt ladki ko hichhki aayi.
Ladka: Kya hua ?
Ladki: Jaldi kar be chutiye.
Baahar aur bhi hain jo hila hila ke yaad kar rahe hain !
hahahahahahahahaha..kya joke mara h Nitesh bhai…
GIRL:i want a boy not dog!!
BOY:i want a girl not bitch!!
…………..by Dhiraj*
which i s perfect??
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no one coz u read i s=is thats y!!
if u read it.. i and s..still u r not perfect!!
if u read it.. i space s still u r not perfect!!
now u gott da answ!!
Mom ki Tarah Pighalte huye dekha us ko…
RUT jo Badli to Badalte huye dekha us ko…
JANE kis Gum ko Chupane ki Tamanna hai use…?
Aaj har Baat par Hanste huye dekha usko…
Woh jo Kanton ko bhi Narmi se Chua karti thi…
HuM ne Phulon ko Masalte huye dekha us ko…
NA…JANE woh Duaon me Mangti hai kise…
HAATH uthate hi Sisakyt huye dekha us ko…
PHIR Haath DUA Ke liye Uthaaye hum ne.
JAB Muqaddar se Ulajhte huye dekha us ko… :-)
tharki saala…………..
Kabhi aansu chupa chupa k roye,
kbhi dastan-e-gum suna suna k roye,
raat kat’ti hai intzar-e-yar me,
hum raat bhar taroon ko jaga jaga k roye,
woh na aaye raat ko waada kerke,
hum tamaam raat shama jala jala k roye,
aaj raat unke aane ki umeed thi hame,
wo phir na aaye hum ghar ko saja saja k roye,
suna hai dua se hoti hai dil ki murad puri,
hum sari raat haath utha utha k roye,
kbhi ro ker muskuraye kbhi muskura k roye,
un ki yaad jb jb aayi unhe bhula bhula k roye,
ek unka hi naam tha jise hazar baar tha likha,
jise khush hue the likhker, use mita mita k roye.
waah kya baat hai deepak bhai…!
Superbb lines…
not a gud joke
Hum se Wafa ke Baare me jo Chaho Puchh Lo…
Lekin Wafa ki kya hai Saza ye na Puchna…
Rah-e-Wafa me hum par jo Guzri Wo Puch Lo…
Manzil par kya hua Saluk ye na Puchna…
Chahat ki Daastan to hai Zaati-Mamla…
Toda hai kis ne Ehd-e-wafa ye na Puchna.
Raste main kaun kaun mila Puch Shaukh Se…
Kis kis ka sath Chhut Gaya ye na Puchna.
Kya hum ne Zindgi ko diya ye Sab ko hai Khabar…
Kya Zindgi ne Hum ko Dia Ye na Puchna..! :-(
Some say Whisky is Risky,
Some say Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki,
But Rum,Beer ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi GirlFriend se Zyada Risky,
Aaj iski to kal pata nahi kiski…
nice bhai….
Thnx Zeeshan bhai…
Shaan k nam se ap hi comnts krte ho kya..?
no bro……
m zeeshan only
Agar Sab GANDHI Ji Ke AHINSA Ke Marg Pe Chale Toh Kya Hoga?
RAPE Ke Bad…
Ladki Palat Ke Bolegi:- Bhai Sab,Agar LAND Abhi Bhi KHADA Ho,
To GAND Bhi Maar Lo..! :P
wah Dipak bro kya shairi likhi hai
Thnx Shanu bro,
Masroof hain din raat unhe waqt kahan hai.?
“Wo” hum se kare baat unhe waqt kahan hai.?
Betabi-e-dil ka unhe andaza kaha hai.?
Samjhe mere jazbat unhe waqt kahan hai.?
Wo ponchhe meri aankh se behte huye ansoo…
Ae rang-e-barsat unhe waqt kaha hai.?
Bhule se hi wo puchne aa jaye mera haal..! Haaye..! :-(
Ae gardish-e-halat unhe waqt kahan hai.?
Mojon mein tarapta hua main dub raha hu…
Thame wo mera hath unhe waqt kaha hai..! :-(
Pyar ki rah me diwar uthate kyu ho
khud ko dunia ki nigaho me girate kyu ho
jo bhi diwar bnate ho wo gir jati hai
ghar brste hue pani me bnate kyu ho
tumko malum nhi log udate h majak
mere likhe hue khat sb ko dikhate kyu ho
jb mere naam se nfrt tumhe
meri tsveer ko phir ghr me sajate kyu ho
Khushk Honto pe Hi Honti Hain Meethi Batein… <3
Pyaas Bujh Jaye to Lehje Badal Jate Hain…
Raja Saheb ke Marte Samay ki Nasihat…. . .
To Son .;
Apne Rishte ki Aurton se Jhuk K Mila Karo taaki Lund Dur rahe.
To Daughter;
Apni Bra Me Thodi Rui rakha karo taki Nipple nazar na aye.
To Damaad;
Chodne or khodne me fark samjo,
Chodne me zor or khodne me shor, tum ulta karte ho.
To Bahu;
Gaand marwane se bachche paida nahi hote,
agar aisa hota to sabse zyada iske hote jo abhi msg padh raha hai !
HAHAHAHA……. …
aur padhle dhyan se..! :p
already posted :)
Hehehehe…..
Mtlb isse pahle jitne post kiye wo nahi the kya sab pahle se posted…!
nahi maximum the par iska bada acha refine version tha :p jo ki mujhe yad tha hehehehe
Are hr riyasat ka raja alag hota hain…Nitiesh bhai wala raja ne aj hi bola h…
apko bht pahle pata chal gaya tha ki G marwane se kuch nh hota…
Nitesh bhai ko aj pata chala…
Achha sach me kya..?
hehehehe…..
VERY TRUE AND TINY QUOTE:
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“When attchmnt dies…
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formalities are born”
hahahahahaha:-D
good joke.
Admin ko police Bawa ne pakda
Police Bawa-License hai?
Admin-No.
Police Bawa-Paise hai?
Admin-No.
Police Bawa ne Admin ke underwear me haath daala aur do baal khich liye..
Admin(ansu nikalte hue)-Aisa kyun kiya be bhosdi ke?
Police Bawa-Taaki tum ye na kah sako kisi se ke maine signal toda aur havaldar mera jhaat bhi nahi ukhad saka.!
Hahahaha
Hehehe..
ab next tym Admin bro. Bolenge….
Maine signal toda or havaldar mera L**da b nahi ukhad saka….
Or us havaldar ne ye b sun liya toh next tym…
hehehe…..katti jawangi,…
Aaj to admin ki laga di nitesh
Hehehehe….
Wah bhai wah adin ko chuna hahahahah
nyc bhai….
to whom i hate most??
1.girls??no
2.sada hua mans??/no
3.human dung??/no
4.guttur ka pani??/no
5.straight boys??yesssssss!!!/
to whom i love most??//
1.straight boy that is unknown n only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i m 99.2 percent hot n 99.5 percent sexy!!.
:)
Dhyan se kahin jal na jao kyonki tumne khud kaha u r hot
lalit ji…jab mein dusro ko test kr bata sakta hoon to..to main kya cheej hoon…
..issi sexy aur hottness ki wajah se mein apni real age se 10saal chhota dikhta hoon…agr koi bhi ladka ya aadmi mujhse touch kr k beitha to beith nhi paaega…kyunki meri body jo electric generate krti hai..usse woh pair hata lega ya..pair upar nich krne lag jaega..haha!! aurto pe iska asar nhi hota..mujhe ek striaght ladke ne most sexy ka khitab de hi chuka hai..pehle mein inn cheezo ko control nhi krta tha..jiski wajah se..straight ladke mujh pe atttract ho jate the..accha hui ki ladki nhi nhi to jeena haram ho jata…abhi bhi duniya ghoorti hai chahe kucch bhi kr lo haha!!..but i enjoy!!..kya krein..mujhe kucch bhagwaan ne banaya hi aisa hai..i hve no choice!!….isliye duniya ko ajab aur gajab kha gya hai…mein jab paida hua tha..to mujhe lagta sabkucch mast hai..sabhi ladko ko apni tarah samjhta tha..mujhe kya pata tha..saare chutiya hi honge..hahahahaha!!!..kucch ko chhodkr!!
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Meri age 30 saal hai per koi mujhe 20 se uper ka nahi bata sakta tumhari age kitni hai
Good joke title padker mere dimag main bhi yahi aaya
Friends, Mene http://nveg.in mein kuch optimization and kuch cheeze fix ki hai.. pls check karna aur batana jarur ki thik hai ab sab kuch :)
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*********GOOD EVENING BOYZZ*************
yeh chutiya ladke kab sudhrenge :)
inko chutiya kisne banaya :)
jab dekho kabhi ladkio k aage..kabhi ladkio k peeche :)
kabhi ladkio k upar kabhi ladkio k niche :)
inn ladko ka bhala krein bhagwaan :)
jay mata di..
:) :) :)
Tumhe kya ladke pasand hain
nahi yaar sabhi ladke pasand nhi hai..kyunki har ladke mein woh cheez nhi jise mein dhundhta hoon….!!…by the way i respect each n every boy on this earth..koi phrk nhi woh kala hai ya bura….but jab gussa ata hai naa tab…saare ladko ka mein dushman ban jata hoon…waise tumhe ab tak nhi pata chala kamaal hai!!..pyaar kia to darna kya???..mujhe pata tha age tum jarur pucchoge..meri age:..abhi to main hra bhra hoon electicity se hahaha :)..$$yrs!!!!
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“Every heart has a pain…
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Only d way of expression is different…
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Some hide it in eyes while.
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Some hide in their smile…. ”
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Ryt dear…?
@Deepak lovely, very true!!..tc!!
Nahi dhiraj mere main harmons problem hai isliye meri age kam lagti hai mene isiliye tumhari age puchi thi vese kya tumhare sharir se karunt pass hota hai tub to tumse dur rahna padega kya pata kab jhatka de do
lolzz!!..meine apne sharir ka current dekha bhi hai..in night!!sachhi..jab tumhare hair charged ho jaatein hain tab!!!!..tc!! hehe!!
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admin,apne jo sms wala post dala tha us bare me kuch kahna chata hu.
ek website hai ontextme.com ye free sms from web to phone par bhejne k liye website button deti hai.usme user ko (sms send karne wale) sign up krna padta hai.fr wo login karke wahi sms direct phone par sms k dwara bhej deta hai.ye 140 crter wala sms bhej sakte wo bhi any time.is button ko us website par jakar apni website par dal lo.agar visitor khush hote hai to lage rehne dena varna hata dena.
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thanks fir the site, i m already working on that thing.. par yaar ismein problem ye hai ki jinke number DND mein hai unke pas mssg nahi jaata
thanks admin,fir ab kya karoge.me b or dhuduga.
chinta na karo dear jab ek acha kam karene ki soch rahe hai bhagwan jarur madad karega
hmmmm……………………..
Hey admin maine apse soonam k bare m pucha tha m busy thi tou apka rply ab dkha hm kya ashiqi kr skte h hm lesbian nhi h or apne theka nhi le rkha mjhe lga vo sirf help thi no realy sory mjhe pta nhi tha ki apse help ya kuch puch nhi skte.
Yaar admin main 1 video is site per dalna chahta hoon koi solution hai kya jo sabhi mobiles per chal sake
comment mein link de de fir dekhta hun
Mere bete ka video hai use kaise dalun ye bata yaar
Youtube pe upload krna
yepp….. dolphin aur opera me pages me kafi antar hai…opera page ko apne hisab se optimize karta hai…dolphin just naturly rahti hai. dolphin me GUI aur behtar hai.
aur…he he he…. bhai jo adds hain wo aur majedar bana rahe hain GUI ko. kafi chatur sujan…apne admin mahan…. :-D
ek aur cheez dolphin mein tumhe proper tarike se Rounded corner and site sunder dikhegi, but Opera SUCKs
opera me to adds hain hi nahi…
ek baat aur view aur total comment update nahi hote…jiaise ye 61st comment hai but waha 38 show kar raha hai…y?
Hmm konse page ki baat kar rahe ho, Front ki ya Joke wale page ki..
mene esi setting kari hai ki agar tumne ek comment nveg pe de diya to site ki sire caching mechanism band ho jayega aur tumhe page up to date dikhenge, par agar tum first time nveg browse kar rahe ho to page update nahi hoga, page har 3 gante ke baad refresh hota hai to reduce the server load. and one more thing nonveg pe comment dene par nveg main automatic nahi page update nahi hoga. uske liye nveg pe dena hi jaruri hai :)
and ADS mobile browser mein nahi show hoti
Kya iss site se kisi bhi no. per msg bheje ja sakte hain
Sahi bat he