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Kamwali: “Jab Bhi Main Ye Pehnti Hun To Sahab Aap Ko Samajh Ke Mujhe Chute Bhi Nahi Hai, Udhar Driver Aur Mali Meri Gaand Mein Ungli De Dete Hai

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Kamwali: Bibiji Apni Sari Waps Le Lo, Jab Pehanti Hu To Ap Ko Soch Ke Saheb Mujhe Chute Nahi, Driver or Mali Gand Mein Ungali Kar Jaate Hai

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  46 Comments

  1. jatt fantasy says:

    soch rha hu m bhi ek kaamwali rakh lu. mere bhi kaam aayegi.mere dosto k bhi. kaminey, ravi aur mere sab bhaiyio ka time pass ho jayega.

  2. ravi says:

    admin similar joke please

    mlkin kamwali se- tu sab kam me bekar hai

    kamwali-lekin bistar pe apse achi hu

    malkin-tujhe malik ne bola

    kamwali-nahi driver bol rha tha.

  3. love is loveable says:

    Kaminey, Dhiraj,

    Tum dono k cmt achchhe lage.

    Aur Malkin (Kaki) jab tumhari gaad mein ungli karne k liye Driver or Mali hai hi to in bachchon ko chhod kyun nahi deti. -Yous X-Hus Kaminey.

    Kaminey kaki ko ungli karna chhod de.

  4. kaminey says:

    abe mene kab ungli kiya kaki ko sala use chatwane se tym nai hai apni choti moti ungli ka kya pata chalega use

    JMC

  5. Rukhsana says:

    Kya aap main jaan sakti hu ki aap logo me se sabse bada kiska hai….

    Aur haa "KAMINEY" ke liye yeh mera special sawal hai.

    Jiska bhi sabse bada hua main usko surprise dungi…

    Jaldi batao lekin haqiqat batana.

    Kyuki

    "Sachai chhup nahi sakti banawat ke usulo se"

    "Ki Khushboo Aa nahi sakti kagaz ke phulo se"

    (Love to all)

    Including Admin Sir Also…

    1. admin says:

      Rukshana Baby Bada hua to kya hua jaisi ped khajoor wali kahwawat to suni hogi..
      Mere khayal se ladki ko lambe se jyada kon jyada der aur maje dila ke karta hai is se matlab hona chahiye
      lambe ka kya fayda hua jo ladki ko pehle release hi na kara sake aur khud hi dher ho jaye hehehehe

      Sachayi chupa li jaati hai agar banda kameen ho
      Kagaz ke fool bhi khushbu dete hai agar Sent laga ho to

    2. dhakad chhora says:

      ek baar sabko dekh lo phir tum hi bta dena ki kisne gehri chot di

      waise apni chhach ko kon khatti btata hai

  6. love is loveable says:

    Rukhsana begam,

    Arj kia hai -:

    "Sachchai chhup sakti hai agar aapas mein mel ho."

    "Khushboo aa sakti hai agar kagaj mein tel ho."

    he!he!he!he!he!he!

    Note -: Perfume ko hindi mein tel v bolte hai.

    Aur subse lamba l*nd to Santa k paas hai, pichchale wala joke nahi padi kya? Jo v gift dena hai use hi dena kyonki koi dusara wo kaam nahi kar payega.

    he!he!he!he!he!he!

  7. kaminey says:

    oye RUKSANA kya wo chodu baba samji hai kya muje jo tuje lund k sizes batau mai..

    wese mene apna chhor k aaj tak koi dusra lund nai dekha lekin haa jin jin logo ne mera deka unhone ye zarur bola k isse bada naj dekha to darlin esa kar tu b aja mere pas tel leke ana kam dard hoga or nai to thuk se kam chalana padega..

    or ha mere lund pe apne admin babu ne ek jok b likha hai tune padha k nai

    are admin yar wo lund dil tak ajata hai chodai k tym wale jok ka link dal de iske liye..

    wese RUKSANA u don wry jab m teri bajaunga to tu awaz b naj kar payegi qk jab mai tere chu.. me dalunga to tere mu se niklega mera sidhe fir to koi ghanti b le ana jab thak jaigi to baja k muje bata dena….

    JMC

    1. Sweety says:

      Gud morning,Hi kaminey, tum karte tum itni comments kaise bana dete ho i think tumhe bhut experience hai am i right kamine ji?

  8. MAH says:

    Nice joke Admin. yaar teri ye site to must hai mere saam ke tea teri is site ke saath hote hai. Such mai kaphi relex milta hai

    MAH MkA

    1. Sweety says:

      Hi kaminey, tum karte tum itni comments kaise bana dete ho i think tumhe bhut experience hai am i right kamine ji?

  9. sanjeev says:

    Ruksana begam,

    Sabse lamba to Gadhe ka Hota hai,,,,,, hahaha,

    wo hi hai jo enter 1st gate se karega or Exit 2nd gate se, i mean,, tumhari Chut me dalkar tumhare muh se nikalega.. dekho koi mil jai to, best or luck dear..

  10. pappu motalund says:

    Kamwali Bai zara mere yahan bhi aajana sari pehen kar, kasamse meri ungi aur lund chut mai na dal di to mai pappu motalund nahi…