Kash Aisi Mast Bhabhi Hume Bhi Mile
Ek Andha Ladka Sare Mohalle Mein Har Ghar Mein Jakar Mithayi Baant Raha Tha.
Ek Ghar Mein Gaya Jismein Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Babhi Ji Rahti Thhi.
Usne Darwaja Knock Kiya To Babhi Ki Awaj Aayi.
Babhi: “Kon Hai Bahar”
Ladka: “Babhi Ji Main Guddu, Aapko Mithayi Deni Thhi”
Ab Babhi Ji Ander Bathroom Mein Naha Rahi Thhi, Usne Socha Ki Isko Konsa Dikhta Hai Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Ja Ke Mithayi Le Leti Hu.
Babhi: “Aa Jao Ander Aur Darwaje Ke Sath Bed Hai, Uspe Betho Mein Abhi Ati Hu”
Ab Babhi Ji Bathroom Se Nangi Apne Mast Geele Badan Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Guddu Ke Samne Jake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Muskura Ke Boli.
Babhi: “Guddu Ji, Aaj Mithayi Kis Khushi Mein Khilayi Jaa Rahi Hai?”
Guddu Sharmate Hue: “Babhi Ji Meri Ankho Ka Operation Ho Gaya Hai Aur Mujhe Ab Dikhne Lag Gaya Hai, Is Khushi Mein”
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Dear All Friends,
May your celebration of Navratri Brings your all the Best things to you .
******* HAPPY NAVRATRI *******
Jay dear apko b navratri ki shubhkamanayein
RaShii dear,
Jindagi hai choti, Har pal me khush raho.
College me Khush raho, Ghar me khush raho.
Aaj Panir nahi hai to Daal me hi khush raho.
Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi hai, 2 kadam chal ke hi khush raho.
Aaj dosto ka sath nahi hai to TV dekh ke hi khush raho.
Dosto ke Ghar nahi jaa sakati, Phone karke hi khush raho.
Aaj koi dost Naraz hai, Uske es Andaz me bhi khush raho.
Jise dekh nahi sakati hai, Uski Aawaz me hi khush raho.
Jise paa nahi sakati hai, Uski yaad me hi khush raho.
Boyfriend nahi hai to kya, Mere jaise Friends ke sath hi khush raho.
Laptop nahi mila to kya, Desktop me hi khush raho.
Beeta huwa kal jaa chukka hai, Uski meethi yaado me hi khush raho.
Aane wale Pal ka pata nahi, Sapno me hi khush raho.
RaShii dear Jindagi hai choti, esliye har pal me khush raho…….tc.
***** HAPPY NAVRATRI *****
Mata Rani Aapke Jewan me Dher Shari Khusiya aur Sukh Sampatti dey, Yahi humari Manokamna hai……JAI MATA DI….
AAPKO V JAY BHAI————————–
hahahahaha bechari bhabhi kahiki na rhi
HIIIIIII
yaar avi avi puja krke aaya hu or aisa joke???
hahahahaha…….Wanted bro. Laddu banto ho sakta hai tumko bhi aisi hi Bhabhi ke Darshan ho jaaye:)
jay bro, ek kaam kr tu shadi kr le. mai teri wali se hi kaam chala lunga. dekhkr yaar. n haan HAPPY NAVRATRI
Gd mrng wanted ji kaise ho ap, itni late puja kyu ki, late soker uthe ho kya?
nhi RAASHIII, mai aaj roj se 1 hour phle hi sokr uth gya tha. subh 7 bje hi. hehehehe.
waise 2m kaha thi itne dino tk? pta hai maine 2mhe kitna miss kiya :(
HAPPY NAVRATRI
jaan
Hahaha
jok puran h,bt ishe ish andaj m prosa gya h ki ye phle se v jyada tasty AUR mjedar ho gya h
JPR
YAR raj
admn ne 1 bahut hi khubsurat si secretry rkha h,jiski ankhen bilkul ,,,hirni,,jaisi lgti h,,aur wo achi sero sayri v krti h,aur nam h ouska ,,,SHIVANI,,,,aur yar jb se ouse dekha hun ,ouska diwana ho gya hu,,bt yar admn ouse NONVEGPUR m aane hi nhi deta h,,yar kuch jugad lga ki wo km se km syt p aaye
JPR
yaaar ab jaan le le admin ki, uski site hai km se km use v koi ladki patane de. :)
RAASHIII ko maine pta liya, PANCHII ko 2ne pata liya, ab koi to ladki admin k liye chod de (chod de ka glt mtlb n nikal liyo, spelling smjh me nhi aa rhi kya likhu??) :)
Beta usnko aane b nahi dunga main.. vo sher o shayari kare vo hi thik hai.
vo to maine hi usko bola tha ki maine naya comment system shuru kiya hai comment de aur check kar ki sab kuch fine hai na.
:p
Bhai tum unko nahi aane dega to hum log hi us site par unka Haal Chal puchne pahunch jaayenge:))
Waise to mai udhar jaata hun lekin udhar kisi ko nahi dekhkar bina kuch bole vapsh chala aata hun. Mujhe nahi Maloom thha kee Etani Khoobsurat Pari udhar chupkar baithi rahi hai…….hehehe
abe vo khubsurat ke sath dangerous bhi hai… bach ke rahna us se hehehehe
hello frendz kaise hai aao sabhi .aap sabhi ko meri taraf se navratri ki shubhkaamnaye
Ailaa rakhi
tm aa gyi janu,,m thik hu,,tm kaisi ho ?
Ab tm daily syt pe aaogi na ?
JPR
Hi Rakhi ji, Aapko bhi navratri ki dher sari shubhkaamnaye.
Aap kaisi hai ?
Dubai me to khoob maze le rahi hongi….hehehe
Aap koi job karti hai ya phir….???
Panchhy
m tmhe bahut phle hi fb pr khoj liya tha bt request nhi bheja tha, bt ab req bhej dunga add kr lena
aur panchhy ab mujhe lgta h fir se syt chhorna prega bcoz fir se time ka problem ho rha h,
JPR
Jay dear aapne btaya nhi kaise ho ap? Aj khane ki bat mt kijiye hehe
aur ap b isi tarah hamesa khush rahiyega, Miss U
Rashii dear mai to ekdam mast hun bole to koi v kisi V tarah ki problem nahi hai. Aap kaisi hai aur Aapka result kab tak nikal raha hai ?? Q Ke hume Aapke sweets ka besabari ke sath intzar hai……hehehe
kyaa mazaa hei guddu… par yaar pehele thodi der aur mazaa letaa tab bataata.. kaash mein bhi andha ho jaoon… aur yoon hi kisi bhabhi ke paas jaoon… kyaa baat hei.. so sweet joke… I love it…
Ek kabutar Pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy marne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chat pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya,:-)
(‘,’)
./ /.
Moral:
Moral woral kuch nai
Wo kabutar b peshawar ka tha
Niche gir k mar gya:-
Admin bhai & dosto ye joke me mere samajh me ye nahi aaya kee ” Kabootar bhi Peshawar ka thha” eska kya matlab huwa ????????
hehehe pathan peshawar (city in pakistan) mein rahte hai jyada..
Isliye vo bhi pathan ki tarha moorakh hi tha
Like ye kah le ki… Santa ke sth same ye hua aur kabooter bhi punjabi thha ;)
hmmmmmmm……Eska ye matlab huwa kee Peshawar me Pathan log jyada rahtey hai aur Kabootar Peshawar ka hone ki vajah se Pathano ki hi tarah bewkoof thha, Uska Dimag tez hota to Wo Ud kar apni Jaan bacha sakta thha………hahahahahaha.
D e d I c A 8 e d
For Besties
” No Matter
How Crazy And Funny
The Scenes Are around You
It’s Useless
Without The Person You Want
To Laugh With …” =)
bechari bhabhi ji sharm ke mare kuchh na bol payi hogi.
Dhiraj yaar tu kaha hai ?
Aaj na jane kyu teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai.
Kuch khoya – Khoya sa lag raha hai.
Aisa lag raha hai ajise mere Dil ke kareeb rahne wali koi chez mujhse door ho rahi hai.
Tu kaisa hai? sab thhek to hai ????????
haaan ji yahaan par life ekdum boring hai bahot garmi bhi hai yahaan per .india is best haan ghumne k lia achha hai dubai.aur aap sab kaise hai kaafi time se net connect nahi ho paa raha tha isluia comment nahi kar paa rahi thi.ab koi prob nahi hai.ho sakega to roj cmnt karungi @admin……dekhiye aapki ye site foriegn mai bhi popular hai all credit goes to u.@samirr…ab to aapki joru panchhi bhi aa gayi hai ab bhi aap nahi sudhre .and hye to all.ok bye tc
Rakhi ji, Ye sunkar khusi ho rahi hai ke ab aap regular comment karengi.
Rakhi ji, humne bhi suna hai ki dubai Raat ko ghumane me bada maza aata hai.
kya kabhi hum Dabai aaye to Aap hume Dubai ki Shair karayengi ??
suna hua hai , but good joke
Mnd blwng jok
ek dum fadoooo joke hai
bahut achha. sardar khus hua
Oye !!!!!! Sardar khus huwa to phir Balle – Balle ho jaaye……hehehe
very good joke, maja aa gaya kasam se
gud joke and ab aaj kis kis ka fast tha? hmara to tha rashii aa gyi
Lagta hai guddu ab dobara laddu bantega.!!! @kinshuk g hamara fast 9 din tak rahega.
bhabhi ji ka pata nahi lekin guddu ko jarur maja aya hoga
is se bhabbhi ji ka pta shalta hai ki wo kis khisam ki aurat thi , wo badi hi….
hiiii frndz