Kash Tum Mard Hoti?
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hehehehe…nice joke. aajkal to bahar lagi huyi hai quality jokes ki…. jiyo sher..!
gud joke
Badiya joke
heahahehaha aise joke ka hi to intazar hota h
ajkal to dhansu joke ki line hi lag gyi hai….
Jiyo sher jiyo,
chape rho lal.. Tumhara hi bahar hai is time..
Hehehehehehehehe…..
abe bhuhuhuhuh najar na laga dena.. bcoz jab jab kisi ne kaha hai mast jokes aa rele hai to hehe kuch na kuch ho jata hai
jaisi aaj meri eye mein problem aa gayi hai ab shayad 1 2 din jokes na daal paau :’( buhuhuhuh
hmmmmm…….Koi baat nahi 2 din mai daal dunga :P
Bhonsdi Ke tu to mere se baat na kar…… india rah ke kabhi tune call nahi ki aur udhar jake b nahi kar raha
laaant hai teri dosti pe.. tum dono CNW wale kameene ho
Abe ye CNW means kya hota hai ????? Ye to tum jab Del ko cmnt kartey ho to last me likhte ho.
Sorry yaar mai tumko last time call nahi kar saka.Lekin Aaj mai office se Ghar (room)pahuchtey he call karunga.
CNW means Choti Nunni Wala
hehehehe
hahahaha……..Sale tujhko to mera Lund ab Lulli hi lagegi, kyuki tumne mere Alawa ab Kutto aur Gadho se jo G marwani shuru kar diya hai :P
mene lulli nahi Nunni kaha hai…. heheheh vo us se b choti category hai :p
hmmm…….buhuhu……wo jo chote-chote baccho k pash hoti hai ??? humara L ab teri G k liye itana chota lagne laga hai ?
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Dhanya ho admin bro aap Dhanya hai……..
Bachcha aaj to is joke padke my heart became garden garden ..man chod di santa ki. bibi ne jyada man hai to chinese artificial dildo le aa…
hahahahahaha…………Yaar kya dhasu joke hai…
Hi frnds,
Aap log kaise hai ??
Kal Shaam ka mousam to bada hi romantic thha.
Boy purchased ice cream,
Girl-thank u..
Boy-sirf thank u..???
Grl-u want kiss na?
Boy- Arey o imran hashmi ki bahan, chal half ice-cream de..Gudmrng… Frnds
last line aisi kar deta
Boy- Arey o imran hashmi ki bahan, chal half ice-cream de.. sara din tere ko ishq hi sujta rahta hai :p
Yaar Imran Hashmi ka name hi kafi hai samjhne ke liye. Khair teri baat v sahi hai. Q ki kuch logo ko samajh me bhi nahi aa sakta hai.
hahah joke mast tha ,kuchh nayaa tha isme ,nice .
Mausam bhai, gud pm
Kya haal hai Aapaka ??
Deepak bhai, gud pm.
Aapki Shayari to Kabil-A-Tareef hoti hai.
Kal Woh Aapki Ghazal Parh Kar, Pehloo Badal Ke Boli . . .
Koi Kalam (Pen) Chheeney iss Sey , Yeh toh Jaan Ley Chalaa Hai..
Aatish-e-ishq to sabhi kuch jala de….
Meri deewaangi ki tu mujhko saza de….
“HONTON” se tere “HONTON” ko geela kar don
Tere “HONTO” ko main or bhi raseela kar don
Tu is qadar PYAR kare k PYAR ki inteha ho jaey
Tere “HONTO” ko choos kar tujhe or bhi joshila kar don
Na rahe aarzo dur hatne ki
Raat jo Pakron tere “HOONT” apne “HONTO”se
Subha tak tere “HOONT” or bi gulabi kar du.
Dost aaj maine bahut nek kaam kiya. Aur ye baat aap logo se share kar raha hu. Waise sant to yahi kahte ha Neki kar aur kuye(talaab) me daal par kya karun jindgi me pehli baar acha kaam kiya share kar hi deta hun. Aaj maine ek ladki ka rape hone se bacha liye. Kaise bachaya padiye neecha kahani me-:
Self control bhai self control;-)
1 kam ker apni nunni kat ker phenk de fir ye nek kam roj hoga
hahaha………Don Bhai jab tumne us ladki ka rape hone se bachaya tab to wo Haqikat thhi, phir Aap kahani kyu likh rahe ho ????????
Aur wo kahani kaha likhi hai ??????
Abbe jay tu hamesha meaaow- meaaow karta rahega kya tum don ki baat nahi samje wo ladki ka rape karne wala tha to usne slf cntrl kar ke us ladki ka rape hone se us ladki ko bccha liya
nice joke
admin bro mera comment awaiting kiyo ata hai
Nice1..!:-}
In a class…
std:-Mam.!is paheli ka jawab btao…
Masal masal ke khada kiya…thuk laga ke ghusa diya..?
Mam:-maar khayega.!
Std:-sui me dhaaga mam…!Aap kya lauda smjhi…?:p
Nd @admin ab teri aankh ki kaisi haalt hai..!
Okay…. naah..!
yup feeling guud dear.. aap jaisi bhai logo ki dua sath hai to chinta na karo mujhe kuch nahi hoga
Maine jo tumko Lundlosan diya thha, Tumne wahi lagaya naaaaa ????????
nahi vo mene check akrvaya to vo bole ki ye kissi Gay ki gaand mein se nikla hai
Jay The Gay hehehe chinta na kar ek mast sa joke tere pe aa raha hai ek 2 din mein
Fadu hai yaar