Kheli Khayi Patni Ka Example
Views: 37,430 - Posted on 13 Mar 2012
"Kuch Log Pani Patni Pe Rob Dalne Ke Liye Bada Kuch Bol Dete Hai, Is Patni Ne Bhi Esa Karna Chaha, Par Patni Bhi Puri Kheli Khayi Thi, Pati Ke Hosh Hi Uda Diye."
Suhag Raat Ke Din Pati Apni Patni pe Rob Dalne Ke Liye Bola.
Pati: “Bolo Tume Chand Ki Sair Karvau Ya Taaron Ki?”
Patni Bhi Kheli Khayi Thi Sun Ke Boli
Patni: “Pahle Rocket To Dekh Loon Baad Mein Decide Karungi“
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- Aaj Mat Karo, Mera Upwas Hai.
Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera ..- Master Ho To Aisa
Kayi Bar Hum Kisi Cheez Se Tang Aakar Apne Teachers Ko Sabak Sikhane Ki Sochte Hai, Par Yaad Rakhe G ..- Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing
Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing Zor Lagaya Tab Bhi Na Anda ..- Jab Sajan Ne Kholi Angiya – Gusse Me
Dosto Bade Time Bad Pesh Hai Jab Sajan Ne Kholi Angiya Ka Ek New Part. Umeed Hai Ki Aapki Ummedo Pe ..- Why You Are Divorcing?
Judge: “You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon?” Wife: ..Hindi Version
सुहाग रात के दिन पति अपनी पत्नी पे रोब डालने के लिए बोला.
पति: "बोलो तुमे चाँद की सैर करवाऊ या तारों की?"
पत्नी भी खेली खायी थी सुन के बोली
पत्नी: "पहले रोकेट तो देख लूं बाद में फैसला करुँगी"
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hehehe..haan wo toh hai..tum kaisi ho?
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Abe bhonsdi ke mera sara system automatic on the fly generate hota hai. and i also want it to be generate automatically.
Khud Bata Why Should I always create two entries for one joke ;)…. ek text formatiing ke aur ek bina uske… I luv to compact my database :p
@ Iska matlab…Joke Ka Mobile Version Bhi Automatic Create Hota Hai? Hey Bhagwan! Admin Bro Kaise? Agar Aisa Intelligence System Develop Ho Paaye To Uff…! Aaj Time Nikal Ke Iss Pe Kaam Krna Shuru Karta Hoo. Tumhari Website Pe Aise Aise Ideas Milte Hain Mujhe Ki Bata Nahi Sakta. Le Puppy Bhai..UMmmmmmmh!
abe ye to bada simple function hai yaar… just think as a developer na
actually ialready created a database for the words.. Like Aisi = Ese, Bhagwan = Bagwan, Santa = Snta, Nahi = Nhi, Mein = Me
Bas automatic replace ka function use karke sare words replace ho jate hai ;) baki ke sare kaam IF ELSE conditional Tags se ho jata hai.
Aur Rahi Baat QR code ki to bhai qr code maximum 250 characters tak hi acurate hote hai… uske baad problem aa jati hai
aur mer ejoke bahut bade bade hote hai so that is why main SMS ka hi qr code use karta hun ;)
Ohhh..Yes.! Possible Hai. Thank You Bro.!
@del ji m bhi achi hu, del ji apki wife ko pta h ki aap yahan comments krte ho, hmmm
bilkul pta h…..jab accident hone k baad recovery kar raha tha to wo mere sath hi hoti thi….
hmm
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