Khoon Ka Asar To Hota Hi Hai
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Ek Tapori Ke Ghar Beta Hua Tha, Kuch Mahino Ke Baad Tapori Ki Patni Tapori Se Boli
Patni: “Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha”
Tapori: “Achha, Kya Bola?”
Patni: “Teri Maa Ki“
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एक टपोरी के घर बेटा हुआ था, कुछ महीनो के बाद टपोरी की पत्नी टपोरी से बोली
पत्नी: "सुनते हो जी, अपने बेटे ने आज पहली बार आधा वाक्य बोलना सिखा"
टपोरी: "अच्छा, क्या बोला?"
पत्नी: "तेरी माँ की"
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hehehe..gud joke..
deepak ji…m frm west bengal..sorry 4 late reply.
Thnx Varsha ji…
teri maa ki………..jai..!
ha ha ha ha.nice… inheritance ka lafda hai…!
Dhiraj Babay.. My Fav and All Time fav song….logo ke song time ke sath change ho jate hain..but mera aaj bhi wahi….
“Kahin Karti Hogi..Wo Mera Intejar..”
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dear users nd Admin kya aap mere pichhle cmnt ka rply nhi krenge. I m waiting yaar.
Kyon admin ke piche pada hai
tuze kya
Are wo koi ladki hai kya
i answered ur quetion…..i think u have not seen it…..plz check
Bt Deleted bhai apka rply show nhi ho rha q .
Admin 2700c per chalne wale sabse fast downloading browser ka link dena
Kaunse operator ki service use karte ho.? i mean sim card kis company ka hai?
Aircel
Iske liye koi antivirus ka bhi daal dena
Bhai..Java handset ke liye Antivirus nahi hote..aur Browser ki speed Service provider dwara provide kiye gaye internet speed pe depend karti hai..usually 2G connection ki max speed 374KBPS hoti hai….actual speed provide ki gayi speed ka aathava bhag hota hai..mean 374/8=? Kbps.. isliye 2G connection aksar utni badhiya speed nahi de pate…
aajkal cheap aur achhe handset market me aane lage hain…main vodafone 3G use karta hoo aur iski downloading speed mnimum 315KBPS hai..aur maximum 700KBPS hai…3G use karo..thoda mahanga padega but….kaam jaldi hoga…ek 30 Mb ki video main mushkil se 2 min ke andar download kar leta hoo…
@antivirus nokia 2700c ke liye nahi ho payega…opera aur uc do hi aise browser hain..jo java me kafi popular hain..
prince do como to sirf 75 kbps hi deda hai 3g me. aur vodaphone sahi me 300 kb.. above deta hai kya??
yes Aby..vodafone minimum 300KBPS ki downloading speed deta hai 3G me…agar aap UP me rahte ho to 375 rupye ke recharge pe aapko 1GB for one month milega… docomo ka nahi bata sakta because kabhi use nahi kiya hai…vodafone use karta hoo isliye bata raha hoo…
Isme uc ki max speed 10 kb per sec hai
Prince for ur kind information is month se 250Rs per Gb ho gaya hai sab companies mein ;) and kon kahta hai vodafon mein 300kbps aati hai speed i m getting 450+ :p
thanx for your information !!! but mai maha rashtra me rahta hu , to speed thodi kam hi aati hai!!!! and agar PC ko connect kiyo to kitne speed hot I hai??
Admin bro..maine minimum 300 bola. waise mujhe vodafone bahut pasand hai…
Aby Maharashtra me to aur badhiya honi chahiye….PC pe chalao to mobile ki apeksha kuhh farq aayega…
hiiii pyare dosto!! gud morning to all…
nice one!!!
Hi varsha , how r u . Tapori ka bachcha to bada achha lg rha aapko.
Pasand apni apni
alok ji..main thk hun..apko kisne kaha k mujhe tapori ka bacha acha lgta h???
jiske saye me sari duniyan palti hai,uska saya nazar nahi ata,
…unh to jholi sbki bhrti hai, par dene wala nazr nahi ata.
Nina ab aap v shayri krne lgi.
vry nyc lines..
mandir me padhe hum namaz,
muszid me utare aarti,
dil se nikle ek hi awaz….
…….JAI MAA BHARTI.
STOP COMMUNISM.
Bheegti Rutton Ka Ye Ajab Kamal Hai
Lakh Rok Lo Aansu Phir Bhi Bah Ke Rehte Hain..
nice lines
for nice you….
hii frndz gd pm
hii suhana…
Dosti na kbhi imtihan leti h,
na kbhi imtihan deti h,
dosti to wo h jo
barish me bhigte chehre pr bhi ,
Aansuo ko pehchan leti h,
very true deepak ji…waise apne mjhe thanks kyu kaha h??
Saala kya zmana aa gya hai. Thanx bolo to thanx q bola hai. Gaaliyan de bhai thanx mt bol.
welldone !
hum bhi j. akhtar type shyr hai,humri ankehe bhi unki trah neeli-2 si hai,
..bus anter itna hai,humre sabad sukhe hai aur,
….unki shyri kuch gili-2 si hai.
wah…wah…!
nina ji and prince ji ur shers are very gud…..
Ek Sitam Aur Meri Jaan, Abhi Jaan Baqi Hai..
Dil Mein Ab Tak Teri Ulfat Ka Nishaan Baqi Hai.
To Mohabbat Karne Ki Saza De Mujh Ko,
Kuch To Wafa Ka Sila De Mujh Ko..
Jism Se Rooh Ka Rishta Nahi Toota Hai Abhi..
Haath Se Sabar Ka Daaman Nahi Chhota Hai Abhi
Abhi Jalte Huye Khwabo Ka Dhuaan Baaqi Hai
Ek Sitam Aur Meri Jaan Abhi Jaan Baaqi Hai…
Meri Ankhoon Mein Chamakta Hai Teri Nigaho Se Chand..
Dil ki Tanhaai Ko Mil Gaya Hai Jab Se Sahara Tera…
dil todne k liye ab kaha zarurt hatho me patther ki
todne wale to bato se dil tod diya krte hai
ha ha ha ha.. is pe ek joke yaad aa gaya :P
TV Channel wale bahut pareshan the ke BIG B bhi bolte add ke time ” Kahin mat jaiyega hum hazir hote hain ek break ke baad ” par fir bhi log channel badal dete.
TV Channel walo ko ek Tapori ne idea diya ” abe ye kaho to koi bhi channel nahi badlega !”
TV Channel walo ne pucha : “Kya kaho? ”
Tapori bola : ” Ab break ayega, jisne bhi channel badla us ke maa ke bhosde me kutte ka lund ! Ab badlo saalo channel ” :P :D
Shayari mera shonk nai me ta dukh kadan nu krda haan,
Kadi himmat hundi nai dasa kina tere te marda haan,
Eh ishq badi cheez kamli jedi zind sahib di lai bethi,
Mera unu chdn da jee krda jado da veera keh bethi, :-P
hi everyone….