Khwaishein Chotte Bachho Ki
Teen Bache, Karib 12-12 Saal Ke, Ghar Ke Bahar Khel Rahe The,
Wahi 2 Gaadiyan Ek Lancer Aur Dusri Honda City Khadi Thi.
Pehle Bache Ki Khwaish Badi Thi, Bola: “Main Chahta Hoon Ki Mere Chandi Ke Baal Uge, Taaki Use Tod Kar Main Ye Lancer Kharid Sakun”
Dusra Kaafi Pahuncha Hua Tha, Bola: “Main Chahta Hoon Ki Mere Sone Ke Baal Uge, Taaki Use Tod Kar Main Ye Honda City Kharid Sakun”
Teesra Chup Tha, Dono Ne Vajah Puchhi: “Abe Tujhe Chandi Ke Baal Chahiye Ya Sone Ke?”
Teesra Bola: “Na Main Sone Ke Baal Chahta Hoon, Na Chandi Ke, Main Apni Body Ke Ek Khas Hisse Pe Baal Chahta Hoon, Wo Baal Meri Behan Ke Paas Hai Aur Ye Dono Gaadiya Usi Ki Hain“
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Mistakes Happen … Otherwise You Wouldn’t Be Born- Santa Aur Gadhe Wale Ka Tamasha
USA Mein Ek Tamasha Dikhane Wala Tamasha Kar Raha Tha Uske Pass Ek Gadha Thha, Tamashe Wale Ne Annou ..- Sabka Number Aayega
Ek Ladki Ko Kuch Daku Utha Ke Le Gaye Aur Usko Kamre Mein Band Karke Uska Gang Rape Karne Lag Gaye L ..- Waada Jaan Se Bhi Pyaara
Ladka Pados Ki Bhabhi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga, Jaise Hi Usne Salvar Utari To Usne Us Se Puchha Ladka: ..- Quurbani Kyu Du Tere Liye Sanam
Ek Ameer Ladka 5 Star Hotel Ke Bar Mein Baitha Hua Tha, Tabhi Usne Dekha Ki Samne Ki Table Par Ek Ba ..Hindi Version
तीन बचे, करीब 12 -12 साल के, घर के बाहर खेल रहे थे,
वही 2 गाड़ियाँ एक लांसर और दूसरी होंडा सिटी कड़ी थी
पहले बचे की ख्वाइश बड़ी थी, बोला: "मैं चाहता हूँ की मेरे चांदी के बाल उगे, ताकि उसे तोड़ कर मैं ये लांसर खरीद सकूँ"
दूसरा काफी पहुंचा हुआ था, बोला: "मैं चाहता हूँ की मेरे सोने के बाल उगे, ताकि उसे तोड़ कर मैं ये होंडा सिटी खरीद सकूँ"
तीसरा चुप था, दोनों ने वजह पूछी: "अबे तुझे चांदी के बाल चाहिए या सोने के?"
तीसरा बोला: "न मैं सोने के बाल चाहता हूँ, न चांदी के, मैं अपने जिस्म के एक खास हिस्से पे बाल चाहता हूँ, वो बाल मेरी बहन के पास है और ये दोनों गाडिया उसी की हैं"
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Kuchh khas nhi hai. Hi frnds
hahahahahahahahehehheheheh gud
Hahaha good joke are kahan gaye sabhi
hiii again………….
again ?????
kuch din se comment nhi ki thi so………agian hi kaha………
Hi SONAM cmnt karti rha kro yaar. I m ur new frnd. Wellcome to kar do mera kam se kam. Busy kyon thi aap?
Alok Gupta, Warning… idhar tera ladkiyo ke as pas mandrana jyada ho raha hai….. isko kam kar nahi to koi b comment aprove nahi hoga
Had ho gyi admin bhai ye to humlogo ke sath na-insafi ha. Mujhe lagta ha lagdkiyon se koi aur baat karee to tumhe jalan hoti ha. Sabhi Ladkiyan kya………. Chodo yaar tum bura maan jaaoge.
Himansu, vo idhar sirf ladkiyo ko hi hello bol raha hai aur uska koi idhar kam nahi.. ye kam karna hai to FB pe jake kar lo
Hi..Sonam ji…kya haal h ap k..?
Bht din baad site pr ayi ap…?
Busy thi….?
Bus kuch din se acha nhi feel kar rahi thi,isly kuch time akele rehne ka maan tha isly..aap sb log kaise he???????
Joke is Already posted on this site. Pesh ha ek shayri:
Ye JiNdGi baHuT “MANHOOS” HA YAARO
Is liye….
Is LiYE….
IS LIYE DOOB MARO NAHAR ME CHHALANG Lagakar.
Nop… not posted
hmmm suna h bt good..
@Panchhy kya sari bekar cheeje apko achchhi lagti hain. Apna real name nhi bataya abhi tak. Rply
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Hmm
Admin g kaise he aap????????
Gud afternoon frnds
dosto (priya admin del sonam deepak jay wanted naina rashi alok l-mangla panchhy anuj pyaremohan & dear all frnds) kaise hai ap log…..???
yaar mere to samjh me hi nahi aayaa ye joke,climax me ji lokhaa he iskaa kya matlab huaa,uske jism ke khaas hisse se uski bahan ka kya matlab he yaar,
ADMIN ye joke simple lnguage me samjhao samaj me nahi aaya
Means uski bahan callgirl thi aur uski C ke baalo ki bhai baat kar raha tha hehehehehehe
abe ye mujhe kya ho gaya hai……..pahli baar koi joke mujhe samajh nahi aaya…:(
koi samjha do yaaaro……………
Hadd ho gayi be. bade muh wale… bada dimag kidhar gaya tera ;)
hahaha kabhi kabhi tendulkar bhi zero pe out ho jata hai…….koi baat nahi…..hota hai aisa bhi ……….:(
Kuj ladkiya aisi hoti hai jinke khas hisse par bal nai hote aur wo bmw mein ghumti hai
hii sonam………can u tell me one thing