Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?

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119 Responses to "Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?"

  1. imran_snake says:

    hehehehe hahahaha muhahahahaha . oii cha gaya bande kya baat hai ajj zaroor tuney petrol piya hai bhai maan gaya .ajj tera din hai panga accha nahi .peace heheheheheh.

  2. shivam says:

    oye yaar admin kabhi toh comment ka reply kiya kar.mere pichle dukaandar waale joke ka ans toh de de.

  3. sanjeev says:

    fantastic joke

  4. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Nice one admin. Hey divya tumne bataya nahi ki kya tum bank me kaam karti ho? Agar haan to kis bank me, tell me everythng becoz i also work in bank. Hi panchi and rashi dear. H r u both? Come soon baby.

  5. maureenzoom says:

    ooooo goood hehehehehe kitna usne apne papa ky balls choosey.aur lund piya .omg..such a guy

  6. Panchhi says:

    Ooohh!! Ha ha ha ha ha achha hai pr thoda ganda v hai….

  7. Rashii says:

    Dirty joke……..!

  8. Anshul says:

    admin ji kya baat hai . ye jokes kaha se late ho. lagta sab patrol ki den hai.

  9. Anshul says:

    hi divya ji where are u.

  10. Mausam says:

    wow very nice answer, good joke.

  11. Shweta says:

    Hi every one m new here

  12. Anshul says:

    hii shweta kesi ho.

  13. Shweta says:

    Hi admin ji.how r u

  14. Shweta says:

    Muje koi rply q ni krta.admin why

  15. shallu says:

    anshul bhai manish ke papa ki tabiyat thik nahi thi unhone bataya nahi ki unke papa ki tabiyat kaise hai. Aap kaha rehte ho or kya karte ho.

  16. shallu says:

    joke ke baare mai kuch nahi kahunga jaisa maine expect kiya tha vaisa nahi nikla.sry….

  17. Shweta says:

    Nice joke admin brother

  18. anjali says:

    nice…joke……..

  19. anjali says:

    hye manish,kapil,panchii,varun,admin,spicy,rashii

    raavan…..nd all my frndssssss where r u???????

    i miss uuuuuuuuuuu allllllllll……..

  20. anjali says:

    hyeee manishhhhhhhh.

    ab tumhare daddy kaise h dear……….

  21. anjali says:

    ab koi mujhe yadd ni krta……….lgta h sb bhul gye ho mujhe……..

  22. anjali says:

    hyeeeeeeeeee Raavannnnnnnn kaha ho yarr lgta h lnkaaaa me vapisss chle gye ho………

  23. Vivek says:

    Another good joke.

  24. imran_snake says:

    oii mummy abey bhai ajj tumahara hi din hai petrol bhi lagta hai boosters wala piya hai ..panga na le bhai .peace..hehehehehe

  25. Vivek says:

    @Admin: I have read some comments on yesterday's jokes that are vulgar. And its a non veg joke site so Why do the comments require moderation?

  26. Raj Bindaas says:

    how dirty

  27. Shweta says:

    Admin mere comment show q ni ho rhe yar pls btao muje pls

  28. DAKSH says:

    gud joke yar..

    hey shalu, divya kaise ho ap sb..?

    love u all…

  29. Shweta says:

    Admin koi muje rply q ni krta pls tel me pls.atleast tum he rply krdo na

  30. divya says:

    srry my all frnds wo lua hai na aaj mera birththa na to mai aapne frnds ke saat birth day celebrate kar rahi thi issliye mera koi comments nhi aaya

  31. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Mera comment post karo admin bhai plz. Hi shweta welcome to the site

  32. Vivek says:

    Hi shweta. Happy bday divya

  33. Anshul says:

    oye yaaro koi to comments do bhai. yaha khamoshi acchi nahi lagti. oye irfan tune thinar pee liya kya . tumne bataya nahi. bhagwan tume tadp se mukti nahi de . or kahe ye le 2 ghut or peele thinar .phali baar kisi ko tadapte huye dekh raha hu. dont mind

  34. Anshul says:

    admin sir plz aap muje manish ka mobail nambar de dijuye muje usse baat karni hai.

  35. arush says:

    mazaa nahi aaya yaarrrr…..

  36. arush says:

    hii@sweta…welcome on this nonveg site…..

  37. Rashii says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY divya ji

  38. Rashii says:

    U r ryt Ratan ji aj meri presentation t or meri presentation jyda achi nhi gayi, isliye mood thoda sa off hai. Ap kaise ho?

  39. arush says:

    hii@rashii.. kahi vo watch tumhare haath to nahi lag gayi,,nazar naha aa rahi ho yaar

  40. aditya says:

    happy birthday divya

  41. simran says:

    kya joke hai yaar

  42. Rashii says:

    Hi shweta ji kaisi ho ap? Hru rajesh ji, Mausam ji, ratan ji n all

  43. Anshul says:

    thanks adimn ji muje pata nahi tha ki vo nambar uska hai. mane apne paas feed karliya hai. maiusse baat kar luga. thanks again .

  44. Rashii says:

    Hi anjali ji kaisi ho ap, kaha thi, koi cmt q nhi kiye aapne. Acha hua ap aa gayi

  45. Madhab says:

    kaisy ho Mis. divya kabhi kabhar apne old friends ko bhi yad kar liya karo.

  46. arush says:

    hii..fnds…arz kiya hai..

    milna bachharna sab kismat ka khel hai

    kahin nafrat to kahin dilo ka mail hai

    bik jata hai har rishta duniya me

    sirf dosti hi yahaa notfr sale hai….gn

  47. shallu says:

    hi shweta welcome frnd

    Hey frnds hru

    Divya ji many many happy retuns of the day. divya ji ye ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤(candy) apke liye kuch metha ho jaye.

  48. shallu says:

    hi daksh i m fine frnds' mera mann nahi kar raha is site se bye kehne ka.

  49. shallu says:

    adminji, ratanji, anjaliji, panchhiji, anshulji, divyaji, daksh ji, swetaji, arushji, imran n spicy ji gud night frnd's …kuchi kuchi kuchi kuchi frnd' bye swt dream.

  50. DAKSH says:

    o my shona, kbi ni rona..

    smjhi pagal panchhi…

    tu meri jaan hai pagal, tujhe kaise bhul jaunga..

    happy bday divay darling..May u live longer.

    May ur hapinez bcms a circle.

    May ur sorrows disapear,

    May God bless U wid love n care.

    Happy b'day…

  51. DAKSH says:

    hello shweta, welcum 2 bkrc*o*i adda…

    make frnds, hv fun n njoy..

    luv ya.

  52. DAKSH says:

    hello shweta, welcum 2 bkrc*o*i adda…

    make frnds, hv fun n njoy..

    luv ya..

    luv u all d chicks.

    namaste admin bhai..

  53. shallu says:

    admin ji ek joke submit kar raha hu plz admin ji isae jarur post karna

  54. sohal says:

    this joke very bad for all person ,because mom is mom .not like that you say .me from China .

  55. imran_snake says:

    hmmmmm belated happy birthday divya. many happy returns of the day.

  56. imran_snake says:

    good morning evrybody kaise ho yaaro including admin.

  57. imran_snake says:

    DIVYA BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.aur sara nahi khana sab ko dena . hehehhehe.

  58. imran_snake says:

    this 1 is for u all .Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.

  59. Shweta says:

    Hi anshul.m panipat m rehti hu.or b.com final m hu

  60. Shweta says:

    Hi anshul tum muje rply q ni krte yar

  61. Shweta says:

    Hi rashi m fyn nd u

  62. Shweta says:

    Koi muje ans q ni deta.m ja rai hu yha se.admin ap b ni krte rply

  63. DAKSH says:

    qa hua shweta madam, aise kaha chli ruth k..

    gm 2 evry1.
    helo shallu..
    gm panchhi..

    aj mere sbse close frnd ka bday hai, so aj party me jane wala hu..
    koi mera dance partnr bnna chahega, waise mai kafi acha dance kr leta hu, n i had also won several prizes in skul, colg & in district level..

  64. imran_snake says:

    shweta ab app rply karna . app kaisi hai . aur app bhi kou joke paot kar de jaldi sy zaroori nahi ki non veg ho veg bhi chalega. zayad nahi tou thoda dheere dheere chalega. hehehehhe.

  65. shallu says:

    hi anshul kya apne manish bhai ko phn. Kiya tha kya plz rply

  66. Pratap Singh says:

    Good Joke ADMIN"""…….chodudas ke dohe likh raha hu sab padkar maze lena………KAL CHODO SO AJ CHOD,AJ CHODE SO AB,BIBI TO CHUDTI RAHEGI,PADOSAN CHODEGA KAB,AISI LADKI CHODUYO LUND KA APA KHOYE,AURON SE CHUDI NA HOYE,BIBI WO HI HOYE,BADA HUA TO KYA HUA MERA LUND HUZUR,HUMNE BHI TO LADKIYON SE MAZE LIYE BHARPUR,KARAT KARAT CHUDAI SE LUND HOT BALWAN,CHUT ME AWAT JAAT SE LUND BAN JAVE MAHAN,KUNWARI KALI NA CHODIYE CHUD KE KARE GHAMAND,CHUDI-CHUDAI CHODIYE JO LAPAK KE LEVE LUND ……………..GIRL'S SAWDHAN TUMHARI LENE AB ME PURE MUD ME A GAYA HU…….hahahahahahahahaha

  67. Pankaj says:

    nice one admin

  68. shallu says:

    hi neelam i m fine where r u frm. Are u newer ?

  69. Pankaj says:

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    how r u frnds

  70. Amar Nagi says:

    Abey salo yeh suno

    ek to tum etrati bahoot ho,

    pyaar karey tumsay to

    sharmati bahoot hao,

    dil karta hai tere gand maar do,

    par suna hai tum chillati bahoot ho.

  71. shobhit sharma says:

    bahut maza aa gaya ye jokes sunkar dosto

    i am new in your zone,Please make me your friend

  72. ganesh says:

    kya tum abhi bhi chooste hoon