Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?

Ek Dost Ne Dusre Dost Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?

Dusra Dost: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga

Pahla Dost: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?

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1 Dost Ne Dusre Se Puchha: Oye Tune Kabi Kisi Aurat K Boobs Choose Hai? 2nd Dost: Nhi. 1st: To Fir Tu Apne Bap Ke Tatte Chus K Bada Hua Hai

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  119 Comments

  1. imran_snake says:

    hehehehe hahahaha muhahahahaha . oii cha gaya bande kya baat hai ajj zaroor tuney petrol piya hai bhai maan gaya .ajj tera din hai panga accha nahi .peace heheheheheh.

  2. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Nice one admin. Hey divya tumne bataya nahi ki kya tum bank me kaam karti ho? Agar haan to kis bank me, tell me everythng becoz i also work in bank. Hi panchi and rashi dear. H r u both? Come soon baby.

      1. Panchhi says:

        Hey ratan yaar mere point f vew se muje dirty laga so keh diya agar koi joke acha lgta hai to tarif v kr leti hu….

    1. Admin says:

      Anshul esi koi baat nahi hai yaar… tum logo ka pyar hai kahi na kahi se mill hi jaate hai yaar
      akhit tum logo ko hasaba bhi to hai

      1. Anshul says:

        yas shweta . ham sab friends hai. kya tum is site par new ho. yadi answer yas hai to walcome to ( by all friends)

  3. shallu says:

    anshul bhai manish ke papa ki tabiyat thik nahi thi unhone bataya nahi ki unke papa ki tabiyat kaise hai. Aap kaha rehte ho or kya karte ho.

  4. anjali says:

    hye manish,kapil,panchii,varun,admin,spicy,rashii

    raavan…..nd all my frndssssss where r u???????

    i miss uuuuuuuuuuu allllllllll……..

    1. Ratan says:

      Hi anjali hw r u.. Welcome back, u dont know me, but i use to read ur coments regularly.. But jabse mai aaya tum lapata thi.. Y so?

  5. imran_snake says:

    oii mummy abey bhai ajj tumahara hi din hai petrol bhi lagta hai boosters wala piya hai ..panga na le bhai .peace..hehehehehe

  6. Vivek says:

    @Admin: I have read some comments on yesterday's jokes that are vulgar. And its a non veg joke site so Why do the comments require moderation?

    1. Ratan says:

      Hey swetha tum divya , panchii, rashii ya anjali se dosti karlo.. U vl enjoy a lot, kya sense of humour hi inka.

  7. divya says:

    srry my all frnds wo lua hai na aaj mera birththa na to mai aapne frnds ke saat birth day celebrate kar rahi thi issliye mera koi comments nhi aaya

  8. Anshul says:

    oye yaaro koi to comments do bhai. yaha khamoshi acchi nahi lagti. oye irfan tune thinar pee liya kya . tumne bataya nahi. bhagwan tume tadp se mukti nahi de . or kahe ye le 2 ghut or peele thinar .phali baar kisi ko tadapte huye dekh raha hu. dont mind

  9. Rashii says:

    U r ryt Ratan ji aj meri presentation t or meri presentation jyda achi nhi gayi, isliye mood thoda sa off hai. Ap kaise ho?

  10. Anshul says:

    thanks adimn ji muje pata nahi tha ki vo nambar uska hai. mane apne paas feed karliya hai. maiusse baat kar luga. thanks again .

  11. arush says:

    hii..fnds…arz kiya hai..

    milna bachharna sab kismat ka khel hai

    kahin nafrat to kahin dilo ka mail hai

    bik jata hai har rishta duniya me

    sirf dosti hi yahaa notfr sale hai….gn

  12. shallu says:

    hi shweta welcome frnd

    Hey frnds hru

    Divya ji many many happy retuns of the day. divya ji ye ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤(candy) apke liye kuch metha ho jaye.

  13. shallu says:

    adminji, ratanji, anjaliji, panchhiji, anshulji, divyaji, daksh ji, swetaji, arushji, imran n spicy ji gud night frnd's …kuchi kuchi kuchi kuchi frnd' bye swt dream.

  14. DAKSH says:

    o my shona, kbi ni rona..

    smjhi pagal panchhi…

    tu meri jaan hai pagal, tujhe kaise bhul jaunga..

    happy bday divay darling..May u live longer.

    May ur hapinez bcms a circle.

    May ur sorrows disapear,

    May God bless U wid love n care.

    Happy b'day…

  15. DAKSH says:

    hello shweta, welcum 2 bkrc*o*i adda…

    make frnds, hv fun n njoy..

    luv ya..

    luv u all d chicks.

    namaste admin bhai..

  16. imran_snake says:

    DIVYA BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.aur sara nahi khana sab ko dena . hehehhehe.

  17. imran_snake says:

    this 1 is for u all .Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.

    1. Admin says:

      Shwwta ji main yakin nahi kar paa rha ki duniya itni choti hai. Hamare aas pass se bade sare log hai. I m from karnal. Happy to see u araound yar

  18. DAKSH says:

    qa hua shweta madam, aise kaha chli ruth k..

    gm 2 evry1.
    helo shallu..
    gm panchhi..

    aj mere sbse close frnd ka bday hai, so aj party me jane wala hu..
    koi mera dance partnr bnna chahega, waise mai kafi acha dance kr leta hu, n i had also won several prizes in skul, colg & in district level..

  19. imran_snake says:

    shweta ab app rply karna . app kaisi hai . aur app bhi kou joke paot kar de jaldi sy zaroori nahi ki non veg ho veg bhi chalega. zayad nahi tou thoda dheere dheere chalega. hehehehhe.

  20. Pratap Singh says:

    Good Joke ADMIN"""…….chodudas ke dohe likh raha hu sab padkar maze lena………KAL CHODO SO AJ CHOD,AJ CHODE SO AB,BIBI TO CHUDTI RAHEGI,PADOSAN CHODEGA KAB,AISI LADKI CHODUYO LUND KA APA KHOYE,AURON SE CHUDI NA HOYE,BIBI WO HI HOYE,BADA HUA TO KYA HUA MERA LUND HUZUR,HUMNE BHI TO LADKIYON SE MAZE LIYE BHARPUR,KARAT KARAT CHUDAI SE LUND HOT BALWAN,CHUT ME AWAT JAAT SE LUND BAN JAVE MAHAN,KUNWARI KALI NA CHODIYE CHUD KE KARE GHAMAND,CHUDI-CHUDAI CHODIYE JO LAPAK KE LEVE LUND ……………..GIRL'S SAWDHAN TUMHARI LENE AB ME PURE MUD ME A GAYA HU…….hahahahahahahahaha

  21. Amar Nagi says:

    Abey salo yeh suno

    ek to tum etrati bahoot ho,

    pyaar karey tumsay to

    sharmati bahoot hao,

    dil karta hai tere gand maar do,

    par suna hai tum chillati bahoot ho.