Kisi Ko Kuch Kahne Se Pahle Confirm Kar Lena Chahiye
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पत्नी: "आप उस आदमी की तरह इतनी जयादा देर तक क्यों नहीं करते ?"
पति: "पगली वो उसकी पत्नी नहीं है ना, तू अपनी बहन से पूछ के तो देख."
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He he he he
congratulation navya ji!! hehehe!!
Congrats kyu
heheheheh how r u navya???
………..TYPES OF GIRLS…………….
1.STRAIGHT extra sexual girls
2.straight sexual girls
3.straight asexual girls
4.straight half sexual girls
5.bisexual sexual girls
6.lesbo extra sexual girls
7.lesbo sexual girls
8.lesbo asexual girls
9.lesbo half sexual girls
10.bisexual half sexual girls
11.bisexual extrasexual girls
12.straight half asexual girls
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:) aap konsi category mein aati hain :)
……….paise ka jalwa…………
1.ladki bani randi
2.neta bana lootera
3.police bana chorr
4.dushman bana dost
5.katrina bani sheela, mallika bani jalebi bai
6.chutiya bana g***du
7.bollywood banae B grade more
8.news channel bana trp channel more
9.gadha dekhne laga ghode jaise shaan more
10.bole bhale logo ko mil gye nirmal baba jaise more
11.kalmadi ki niyat bigadi…pratibhashali balak chale america ki aur
:lol:
sahi hai …. h r u dear?????
@aby, aman,..i m fine dear!!..
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“zamane ne hume fursat naa di ki hum pyaar k nazdik pahunch sake”
“lekin ab zamana k liye fursat nhi ki hum zamaane tak pahunch sake”
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“iss zamaane ne hume pyaar krna nhi sikhaya…kyunki zamaane ne pyaar kia hi kab tha”
“jab dil ki duniya ki barbaadi dekh khuda se raha naa gaya..to usne pyaar krne walo ko nafrat k sailaab mein apni naaw bhej bachaya”
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“humne pyaar k aage ghutne teke hain…nafrat ki talwaar ki baat naa hi kro..kyunki usme tinke jitna bhi dum nhi”
“kab tak rokoge nafrat ki chaardeewari se…kyunki pyaar ki taqat bade bade zalzalo se bhi takatwar hoti hai”
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“tujhe paana hai..tujhe paakar rahenge…teri raahoon mein padne wale har kaanto ko phool samjhte rahenge”
“dooriyon ka hume gum nhi…kyunki inn dooriyon se hum pyaar k bagiche seenchenge”
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“har pal aata..har pal jaata…kucch umeede kucch aash jagata”
“tere pal mein har pal jeene ki..mujhme sapne k saugat de jaata”
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“yeh intezaar bhi kitna haseen hai….mulaqat ki ghadi k sapne hum dekhte nhi”
“kyunki woh pehli mulaqat..kalpana se pare ek khubsurat zannat hi nhi..woh khuda ki ek anmol den hai”
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“tere khwabo ka ghar banate banate hum apna ghar banana bhul gaye”
“koi baat nhi..tere khwabo k ghar mein bhi hum sakoon se jee lete hain”
____________________________________________________________________________Dhiraj :) :cool:
:idea: …………………….GOOD*********NIGHT……………………….. :idea:
hehehehehehehehe…
Very gud joke.
Hahaha good joke
@ dhiraj mere hasne se tere G me aag kyu lag jati hai mujhe aaj tak samjh nhi aaya :p
@anuj bhosdike,….kam se kam kiss tarha se Dhiraj se baat krni hai..woh to seekh le….mujhe tere hansne se taklif nhi…bus tujhe yaad krne ka mera tarika hai..wese to tu bolega nhi…hahahahahahahahhahahah!!! yeh sweetboy kanha hai….diabetis ho gyi kya usse…hahahahahaha!!…aainda sahi hisab se bolna….i m not jay m Dhiraj :P :lol:
hehehe tc!!!
@navya, congrats isliye ki tum samay se pehle sayani ho gyi ho :cool:
i m actually missing somebody…that is Dear Deepak!!! not jay..kyunki uski umra kaid ki saja najdik aane wali hai..hahahahahah!!! aur agr usne mujhe yaad kia..to usko fansi ki saja ho sakti hai..hahahahah…means uski hone wali jailor biwi :) ;) :lol:
Dear Aap ko koi b kaise bhool skta h…ap jaise dost to hame un duaon se mile h ..jo duayen hum ne apne rab se mangi thi…..
Bs thoda busy chal raha hu..so.,comnts nh k pa raha.,last 2 days me 800 km ka safar by car kr chuka hu..n..4 days k baad aj ghr louta hu…
Goodevening friends
hellloooooloooo. frndzzzzzz…!!!!
how are you allll…….!!!!!
viRaNiyA Dosto ne dil ka haal batana
chod diya,
Hamne bhi gaihriy me jana
chod diya,
Jab unhe hi hamari kami ka
ehshas nahi to, Hamne bhi ehshas dilana
chod diya, :( :’(
hello Dear…gud shayri..
deepak bro iam very mast hehe…. aap batao h r u???…
Mera 1 bhai h..Aby..jo hamesha mere liye dua krta h..n us jaise dost .. ki dua se 1dm mst hu…
bhai hum to karte hi hai …… aap bhi dua me yaad rakhna….:)
jhel ho gyi patni ki :-D
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Hey Friends Kaise ho Ap Sabhi(achhe hi hoge main jo nhi hun :-P)
Dhiraj ji apko kaise bhool sakti hun bus naam nhi likha iska matlab ye nhi Rashii Bhool gayi
Love You DHIRAJ ji :)
Alok Gupta ji OMG koi Rashii par Najar rkhta tha aur Rashii ko pta hi Nhi chala :O
Lalitmangla ji Rashii yahi hain ankho ko kholkar dekhiye 8-)
Deleted ji welcome Back kisliye Rashii aati rahti hain :D
Ab thoda padh liya jaye :)
Take Care Friends Good Night
Thnx Rashii ji, ap ko shayri pasand ayi…but…us tarif ka asli haqdaar to vo shayar h..jisne ise likha h…
sher k jazbaat ne mere dil ko choo liya..toh..mene vo shayri yaha post ki…..
Thnx dear..
TC
Swt Drmz…
hello rashhi ji …aap mujhe nahi pachanoge cz jab aap aate the tab mai nahi aata tha ….btw Maine aapke pichle comments padhe the your kinda sweet …hehehe** good night**
@Deepak bro GD nights. .
@Dhiraj dear kya lines likhe hai app khudne likhe hai???
@aby dear, yes puri lines meine khud likhi hain..no copy no cheating..pure original :) by me tc!!
@Deepak,.. :) thank u so much!!
@rashii di, :) u r awesome di :) tc!!.. u r my sweet friend before di,.. jise me kbhi nhi bhul sakta .. !!!! :)
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*****GOOD…….MORNING******* :P
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good morning friends
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nitesh tumhare jokes bahut aachee thee
priya ji aap kahan gayab h ….?
welcome back navya……
prity ji gud mrng…
anuj…tune bhu dhiraj se tabhi bat ki jab usne galiyan di tujhe……
piyush ji bsc kaisi chal rahi h…..
aby tumne non med liya h kya…..?
sher aache likhte ho……
sanjay 41 bhai tum to ek bar k baad gayab hi ho gye…..
hello del ji..good morning ..how r u ???
me bhi idhr hi hoon :D
Yup kal server pe kuch kaam chal raha tha maintenance ka isliye
gudmrng frnds! Im new on this!
where is todays joke??
kho gya ;p
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