Kismat Ka Maara Santa

Views: 5,723 - Posted on 23 Nov 2010

Kallu Dada Wale Kisse Ke Baad Santa Ne Us Ladki Ko Talak De Diya

Ab Bechara Pareshan Thha Ki Kya Karu, To Uske Chacha Ne Fir Se Gaanv Mein Se Ek Ladki Ka Rishta Beja

Santa Uske Pass Gaya Aur Ladki Se Pucha

Santa: “Tera Koi Kallu Dada Ke Sath Rishta To Nahi Thha”

Ladki: “Nahi Ji, Vo To Bada Badnam Hai Hum Un Jaiso Ke Saath Bol Chal Nahi Rakhte”

Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Us Ladki Se Shadi Kar Li

Shadi Ke Baad Santa Sochta Hai Ki Honeymoon Aur Suhagrat Goa Mein Hi Manaunga

Ladki Se Bola: “Darling Hum Honeymoon Ke Liye Goa Jayenge, Pahlti Raat Ko Hi”

Shadi Hote Hi Rat Ko Vo Sidha Goa Chale Jate Hai

Vahan Ache Se Hotel Mein Kamra Leke Biwi Ki 3 Din Tak Achi Tarha Se Chudayi Karta Hai

Jab Vapis Vo Ghar Aaye To Biwi Ne Pucha: “Apne Honymoon To Manaya Hi Nahi”

Santa: “Arrey Pagli 3 Raatein Tak Vohi To Karte Rahe Thhe”

Biwi Haske Boli: “Achha Isko Honeymoon Bolte Hai, Ye To Na Jane Mein Kitni Bar Ganv Mein Sarso Or Bazre Ke Khet Mein Mana Chuki Hu.“

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Some Veg Jokes :)

sagar ambala says:

November 24, 2010 at 7:10 pm

ek sms friends ma apse share karna chahta hu plz comnt.

O waqt bada changa c,

Jado main nikka baccha c..

Goliyan-tofian khanda c,

Chotiyan nikkran paonda c..

Odo sasta bada petrol c,par cycle mera kol c..

Na kudiyan da koi zikr c,

manu padai di bas fikr c..

Na facebook te status likhda c,

Ms word ta paint sikhda c..

jado yaar mere naal c,

odo waqt ne badli chal c,

school chad aaye colg vich,

kyuki zindgi da sawal c..

hun group ch rehna painda hai,

sorry,thank-u kehna painda hai,

par fer v yar mere puchde ne,

tu kalla-kalla kyu rehnda hai..

main jawab nahi de panda ha,

bus chup chap reh janda ha,

fir athru poonj k kehnda ha,

tusi sare jao mainaanda ha..

sab puchde wajah dil sakht de,

main keha yaad aagyi us waqt di,

jo waqt bada change c,

jado main nikka baccha c…….

akash says:

November 25, 2010 at 12:35 am

well said sagar

vicku says:

November 24, 2010 at 7:28 pm

ok thnaks

Dhiraj:TheBoysLove says:

November 24, 2010 at 9:22 pm

@prince..ek din ghode pe sawar hoke ana..apne piche baithakar ghane jungle mein le jana…sare jungle ki sair karana..sare najaare dikhana…ajgar saamp mat ban jana..nahi to itna dasunga ki swarg mein pahunch jaoge….so beaware of this dangerous n swarg locator python..hisssssss

sohal says:

November 24, 2010 at 10:21 pm

good job man .i read those joke on my mobile .am in China .thankyou

rahul says:

November 24, 2010 at 11:31 pm

ekdum bakwas….

Rishab says:

November 25, 2010 at 12:19 am

hiiiii