Kisne Tumhe Pregnant Kiya?
Views: 31,032 - Posted on 24 Jul 2012
Ladki Ko Pregnant Dekh Kar Baap Ne Gusse Se Puchha
Baap: “Kisne Tumhe Pregnant Kiya?”
Ladki Rote Hue: “Agar Aap 15 Kele Khao, To Kya Aap Bata Sakte Ho Ki Konse Kele Se Aapka Weight Bada?”
Kon Kahta Hai Ladke Dokhebaaj Hote Hai - Vo Sirf Apni Life Mein Ek Bar Hi Bar Mohabbat Karte HaiTo Kyu Badnam Hai Ladke?Or Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Paper Mein Pass Hone Ki Free Trick By Pappu
Exams Mein Nakal Maarne Ka Dar Rahta Hai, Koi Baat Nahi Apne Pappu Ne Ek Esa Idea Dhunda Hai Jis Se ..- Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai
Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Madam Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thi Madam: “Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Che ..- 3 Idiots Lab Scene But For Sex Education
Teacher: “What Is A Condom?” Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai Teacher: “Aap Itna ..- Tum Kitni Kaali Ho
Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha: “Tum Kitni Kaali Ho” Ladki: “Ismein Tumhare Baap ..- Kiss My Ass!
Two Sardars Got Into A Heated Argument. While Arguing, One Of Them Shouted “Kiss My Ass!” ..Hindi Version
लड़की को गर्बवती देख कर बाप ने गुस्से से पूछा
बाप: "किसने तुम्हे गर्बवती किया?"
लड़की रोते हुए: "अगर आप 15 केले खाओ, तो क्या आप बता सकते हो की कोनसे केले से आपका वजन बड़ा?"
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arebaap re baap aaj ki naari jo nahi kuwari hahaha
admin, bhai agle joke ka ttlw prh kar mujhe apne ek
dosr ki yaad a gayi. jis ne is idea ko school me istamaal
kiya tha.ese mamalo me uska ulta dimag bahut
chalta hai. Thank u bhai tumne vo purane din yaad dila die.
kya mast din the vo.
*GOOD EVENING FRIENDS*
jay
deepak
prince
aby
del
lalit
nitesh
anuj
aur baki ladke :( jo iss site pe aate kyun hai??? faltu cmnts dene k liye!!..yeh site admin ki hai…by the way :)….ex -rohit rajesh vijay….!! heartlyhurty boys!!
kyu bhai ji kya galti ho gyi hum se
good evening dhiraj dear!!
Jab se aapko jana hai,
Jab se aap sa dost paya hai,
Har dua me aap ka naam aaya hai,
Dil karata hai punchu us rab se ke,
Kya itna pyara dost sirf mere liye banaya
hai….
nice gift aby baby!!
mein apni diary mein note kr liya hai
:)
haan site suni si jrur lag rahi hai..
no jay no deepak!!
dear kya tumne mujhe kabhi yaha bakwas comnt karte dekha hai hmm :)
no anuj… :) tum bakwaas nhi krte… tum mauka milte kr daalte ho..hahahaha!!
kya ??comment aur kya samjhe the
:)
@dhirj mere shayri note Karen ke liye!!
@dhirj dear mere shayri note Karen ke liye!! thanx
Lagta h aaj sbhi frnds ladkiyo ko kele suply me lge h.
be boys frm heart nt frm body
be intelligent frm mind nt frm l*
be loveable frm heart nt frm knee
for every chutiya ladke n g* ladke!!
hello dhiraj dear aaj site suni suni lag rahi nai?
SaB kaha hai deepk bro , del Ji to nahi aayenge, nitesh bro, prince bro , nilesh bro, lalit ji, hps ji alok bro, anuj bro, rajesh bro jack bro, vijay bro, and Navya di ,priya ji , and how are you all?
kando pe tum ja rhe the aur hum bi
ful tum pr bras rhe the aur hum pr bi
farak bas itna sa tha teri dolli ja rhi aur hamri arthi ja rhi thi.
Log wha b the, log yha b, phool wha b the, phool yha b, wo saj k gai, hme sajaya gya, wo uth k gai, hme uthaya gya, fark bas itna tha, uski doli uthi aur hmari……
kya baat hai rajesh bro!! niceone
thank bhi ji
for girls
be girl frm heart nt frm body
be intelligent frm mind nt frm c*
be loveable frm heart nt frm knee
for every dirty mind girls n chutiya* girls!!
Good joke kya jawab diya ladki nai maja aa gaya
@ Aby Dost hm to yahi h aur theek v hain, @ dhiraj ji jb ap jai laazbab comnt karne wale hain to hm jarurat hi nhi hoti cmnt krne ki padhkr maza jo lete h.
@Hps,..agar yeh site ageless ho aur mein bhi ageless rahoon..aur mujhe pyaar krne wale bhi ageless rahein..to mere comnts bhi agless rahenge..kyunki cmnt krna meri weakness hai…jo meri comment krne ki mazbut iccha se paida ho ti hai..i love commenting…kucch thoughts discover krne k liye..aur kucch pyaar paane k liye aur dene k liye
:)
Hps
Hello, Frnds…
@ Del bro. Aap k dad ki tabiyat ab kaisi h…Dear bro hum sb ap k father k liye pray karnege…or muj se posibl hua toh main 1 din ka upwas karunga…bs aap jaldi se gud news dena…
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@ Thnx my lovely Dhiraj dear n ABY dear, Muje yaad krne k liye…Pata nh kyu..but pahle Admin bro k papa ji ki tabiyat or us k baad Del bro, k papa ji ki tabiyat ka sun kr dil udaas ho gaya..or cmnt krne k man hi nh hua…
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@ Admin bro, Aap k father ki tabiyat thk h na..? Wese muje ye kahne ki jarurat nh h but fir b…. Plz unki care krna…
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@Dear al frnds kaise h aap sb…?
@Deepak dear,..so sweet of u(kitne meethe ho tum)….tumhare baare mein kya khe..jo tumhre cmnt padh k pata laga..bus dil yeh khta hai..tum jiyo hazaaro saal aur saal k din ho bemisaal!!
bus aap mere dil mein humsha hain aur humesha rahenge!!
take care dear(apna khyal rakhna pyaare)
:) *
Thnx Dear…
deepak bro and Dhiraj dear kaash sap jaise dosto ke saath rahene milta!!!!!
thanx deepak…..i really need it ….
Dosto, Kal se pata nh kyu..dil bht udaas tha…bht si udaasi bhari news…or bura din…
But Aaj meri 1 frnd k msg ne muje sochne pr mjbur kr diya..or shayad kuch hd tk khush b kr diya…
Us ne msg ye kiya tha..
Udasiyo ki wajah to bahut hai
Zindgi mein..
:-(Par bewajah khush rehne ka maza hi kuch aur hai…. :-)
kitni sahi baat h…
Muje b kisi ese ì msg ki jarurat thi…
Gham na kar Zindagi bahut badi hai,
Chahat ki mehfil tere liye saji hai,
Bas ek baar muskura kar tho dekh,
Taqdeer khud tujhse milne bahar khadi
hai…
Always be happy bro!;)
Meri khamoshiyon ka raaz mujhe khud nahi maalum
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.
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..na jane kyon log mujhe magroor samjhte hai…
ohhooo kya baat hai hehehehe
@Deepak,.yeh bilkul acchi baat nhi…be be be be be hap hap happ happ happy happieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
:)
@aby…haha!!..apne dil mein basae rkhna…bus..ok!!
:)
hehehehe!!!
;)
dhiraj dear Tum ab edu lete ho ya job karte ho?
Woh Mujh Ko Mil Gayi Main Ussey Khojta
Raha
Uss Mein Hi Ussi Shaks Ko Dhoondta Raha
Dasht-E-Dil Mein Yaadon Ki Baarishein
Honey Say
Banjar Zameen Say Bhi Sabza Phoot-ta
Raha
Aawaazon Ka Ik Hujoom Aas Paas Tha
Magar
Sannata Mairey Wajood Mein Sada Bolta
Raha
Woh To Bicharr Ke Duniya Ki Bheerr Mein
Gum Ho Gayi
Aur Ye Main Hoon Ke Umer Bhar Ussey
Sochta Raha
Gar Mil Gaya Kabhi Woh To Poochoon Ga
Ye Sawal
Kyun Mohabbat Ikk Bharam Hai Jo Sada
Toot-ta Raha
Dil Mein Basaya Tha Jissey Mainey Woh
Dilruba
Ban Ke Rahzan Qadam Qadam Mujhi Ko
Loot-ta Raha….!!
grt lines..
Yeh apna ishq reh gaya dharey ka dhara,
Kiraye-daar achaanak makaan chorr gaya:!!!!:)
fact-
“Agar Rishte Sachhe Ho Toh Jyada Sambhalne Nahi Padte,
Aur Jin Rishto Ko Jyadaa Sambhalna Pade Woh kabhi Sachhe Hote Hi Nahi”
deepak bro! aaj apne dil ke bat kahi!!!
aap job karte ho??
nop bro, main business krta hu.,Marble & Granite…
hmmm business good !! to ab aap 30+ to honge hi to ab mai aap koJi kahu ya bro??
m 26 year old, or Aap ko ‘ ji ‘ bolne ki jarurat nh h…main 18 year ki.age se business me aa gaya tha n st me study b ki..b.com cmplt…pahle MBA krne ka mod tha but ab busness me well set hu toh..bs yahi kr raha hu…
okzz to deepak bro hee !!! :)
Taazi Hai Ab Bhi Us Mulaaqat Ki Khushbu,
Jazbaat Me Dube Hue Lamhat Ki Khushbu,
Jis Phul Ko Pal Bhar K Lye Thaam Liya Tha,
Muddat Se Haathon Me Hai Usi Gulaab Ki
Khushbu…
i love you kavita .
Hum Ne Chaaha Magar Padha Na Gaya…
Oska Chehra Kitaab Jaisa Tha………………!
Barishon K Mosum Mein ..
Unko Yaad Krnay Ki
Adatin Purani Hain..
Ab K Baar Socha Hai..
Aadtain Badal Daalian Phir
Khayal Aatay Hai..
Adtain Badlnay Say Barishain,
Nhi Ruktien..
Usne mere zakhmo ka khuch yun kya ilaaz
marham bhi lagaya to kanto ki nok se
Drd hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to ayaa
khali hi sahi mere hoton me jaam to ayaa
me hu bewafa sabko bataya usne
uhi sahi uske labo pe mera naam to aaya
Sehrm me mere haal pe roya nahi koi
gar phot k roye to mere payon k chale
Hie…
gud nyts @dhiraj jee nd @aby bro..!
Nd all hw r u..?
good night nitesh bro!!
@dhiraj dear and deepak bro good night!!
sweet dreams!!
Raastein Me Chup Chaap Bikhar Jata…
Main Umar Ke Rastein Me Chup Chaap Bikhar Jata…
Ek Din Bhi Agar Apni Tanhaaii Se Dar Jata…
Main Tark E Ta“alluq Par Zinda Huun So Mujrim Huun…
Kaash Uss Ke Liye Jiitaa…
Apne Liye Mar Jata…
Uss Raat Koi Khushbu Qurbat Mein Nahi Jaagi…
Main Varnaa Sanvar Jaataa…
Aur Wo Bhi Nikhar Jata…
Uss Jaan-E-Takallum Ko Tum Mujh Se Tu Milwate…
Taskheer Na Kar Paataa, Hairaan To Kar Jaataa…
Kal Saamne Manzil Thii, Peechhe Meri Aawaaze…
Chalta To Bichhad Jaataa, Ruktaa To Safar Jata…
Main Shaher Ki Rounak Me, Gum Ho Ke Bahot Khush Thaa…
Ik Shaam Bachaa Laitaa, Ik Roz To Ghhar Jata…
Mehroom Fazaaoun Me,Mayuus Nazaron Mein…
Tum AZM Naheen Tahre, Main Kaise Taher Jaata..!
nice lines bro!!
Ek aadmi raat 3 bje uttha, tahajud ki namaz aada ki, aur
Dua krne lga
“Mere maula sb so rhe hai aur
main teri ibadat kr rha hu”
Ye sun kr barabar wale ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kamine tu apni dua mang
hamari shikayat q kr rha hai” :-D :-)
Ajab si bekarari hai,
Ajab si bekarari hai,
Din bhi bhaari tha raat bhi bhaari hai,
Agar mera dil todna hai to shauq se todiye,
Kyon ki cheez ye hamari nahi tumhari hai.
Cutest Proposal:
Boy: Kya Main Aapka Address Jaan Sakta Hon?
Girl: Kyon?
Boy: Ek Din Baraat Jo Le Kar Aana Hai. :-)
जिन्दगी की उलझने शरारतों को कम कर देती हैं।
और लोग समझते हैं कि हम बडे हो गए॥
Goodmornig dosto mausam hai aashikana because it is raining
Gud mrng Prity ji…
Good Morning to all friends on this site. I am Vijay from Jaipur. I recently join this site. I hope I will get some good frnds here.
hahahahaha….
Gandi ladki :(