Kiss Kaise Kari Jaye?
Views: 85,183 - Posted on 18 Jul 2012
Boy Friend Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha
Ladka: “Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?”
Ladki: “Condom Laye Ho Kya?”
Ladke Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha
Ladka: “Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?”
Ladki: “Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?“
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बॉय फ्रेंड ने एक दिन अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को कहा
लड़का: "जानू, क्या मैं तुम्हे एक किस कर सकता हूँ?"
लड़की: "कंडोम लाये हो क्या?"
लड़के को समझ ना आया तो उसने पुछा
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लड़की: "अच्छा, शरीफ तो ऐसे बन रहे हो जैसे किस करने के बाद खड़े हथियार पे मेरी पेंटी टानगोगे?"
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Nice one
dufer n ful grl
hi navya!!!! how r u?
Gudmrng frnd
helo evryone hws u
hv a nic day
tc
Gud mrng Navya ji…
Dipakji n lalitji ap dono k real name b yai h
Good morning navya
Hi frdssssssssss how are you
good morning nvya di!!! aap kaha se hai??
Gudmrng NAVYA ji
i m f9 and u navya ji…???
Apka addmission hua eng me??
Train station par ruki.
1 aadmi khidki k pas baite Santa jee se bola :- Kaun sa station hai?
Santa bahar dekhkr bola :-
Lagtha hai RAILWAY STATION hai. ;-)
Good joke deepak
Good joke
gud one..!
Good morning everybody
good morning latit ji!!
@deleted jee @deepak bhai @Admin yaar tu to gaayaab hi rahta hai.!
@dhiraj jee
@jay bhai
@Aby bro…!
@lalit jee
@piyush bhai
Nd All gls aap sab kaise ho..?
A swt mrng to all of u..!
Now i m fin nitesji ap bihar me kahase h means kis area se us place city ya vilag nam
iam fine how are you bro??
Hum to badiya hain tum sunao kya ho raha hai life main
nitesh ji, m very f9 and u???
On their wedding night, the young bride to her husband:
“Since we’re married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I don’t want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not have sex & if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex.”
“Ok sweetheart,” the groom replied. “Just make sure, when I come home, I usually have a drink. If I have only 1 drink, that means I don’t want sex. If I have 2 drinks, I may or may not want sex.
But if I have 3 drinks,uske baad maa chudaae teri hairstyle..! :P
jiyo beta nitesh,,,,, very nice joke..
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Aby i m from bihar bt curent tim me mumbai,maharastra me h education k lie
ohhh abhi mai Mumbai me hi hu mere aunty ke yaha!!!! :D
wise app 12thme ho??
Mera real name yahi hai
Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi…..
santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell
bajai aur pucha : Dhakka lagadoge kya plz…..???
…
aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya..
par fir use guilty feel hua….usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to?
wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahie??
awaaz aayi :”haan”
thik hai par tum ho kahan????
santa : “YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR…”
hehehe nice !!!!
Yeh Dard Ke Tukre Hain, Ashaar Nahi
Saaghar
Hum Kaanch Ke Dhaage Mai Zakhmon Ko
Pirotey Hain..
`
Aao Kisi Shab Mujhe Toot Ke Bikharta
Dekho
Meri Ragon Mai Zehr Judaai Ka Utarta
Dekho
Kis Kis Adaa Se Tujhe Maanga Hai Khuda
Se
Aao Kabhi Mujhe Sajdon Mai Sisakta
Dekho..
So many straws in 1 milk shake glass
So many fights for thodi si pepsi
So many hands in 1 chips pack
So many friends on 1 bench
So much lafter on 1 stupid joke
So much In the memory of 90′s
When the most popular games were “chupan-chupai” , “pakdam-pakdai” ,
“oonch-neech”, “Ice-water”,”langri-tang”, “satoliya”,
when the many calls on B’day night..
So many hugs 4 1 little worry,
So many tears for 1 little fight,
‘FRIENDS’ are the best part of our small life..!!
So dont loose them at any cost..
best delights were “orange ki goli” “Melody” “Milky bar”"kismibar”,
when we were not allowed to watch late night movies on DD-1 but we managed it somehow,
when decision were made by”akkad bakkad bambey bow”
.
when while playing cricket, rules were :
“ghar me jana out, aur jo marega wahi lekar aayega”
.
When the best defensive dialogues were “jo kehta hai wahi hota hai”, “same 2 u, back 2 u”
.
childish but awesome uncountable memories..!! ♥ :)
Kya baat hai aby itni choti umer main itni badi baatein bahut naam kamaoge i wish
shukriya…….. lalit ji !!!
Laazabab joke
how are you hps ji? dikhai nahi dere ho!!!
Khuwab Kahon To Bikhar Jaoge!
Dil Kahon To Toot Jaoge!
Lo, Tumhara Naam Zindagi Rakh
Deti Hon..!
Maut Se Pehle Hamara Sath Na Chor
Paoge…!!
Shandaar
very nice joke
Due to Petrol Price Rise
ROADIES will be using
Horses instead of Bikes.
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And The show will be renamed to
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ROADIES ON GHODIES.
@lalit jee clg end hui hai bs apni ghar aaya hua hoon…!
@Navya jee bettiah..!
@aby main massttt hu..! Aur apni btao..?
aap jaise dosto ki duao se Sab mast chal raha hai!! :D
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already hai mangla ji….
Already usi pe kam kar raha hun, give me some time
Chemistry is Complicated …
2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom During Test ..
G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can’t Help During test
G1 : Please Dude … I Am Gonna FaiL
G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me?
G1 : Whats Abbreviation For
Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me …
G2 : NO !
G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats
Sodium ?
G2 : Na !
G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of
Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !
G1 : What’s Okay ?
G2 : Just K !
G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?
G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..
G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O
G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen
G1 : Damn Not Oxygen .. I Asked For
Potassium ?
G2 : K
G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus Question
Answer . Whats Element 166?
G2 : Uhh
G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH
G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly
G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Damn For God Sake Atleast Tell
me For URANIUM ?
G2 : Thats U !
G1 : I Know Thats Upto Me… But I Am
Asking Your Help
G2 : U !
G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium
G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR)
NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS
G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : Exactly !! :P :-D
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Hello all frds gd af noon
gud joke…
Hehehehehehe
dosto m real f9 and ap log kaise ho?????????
Nilesh aajkal kam dikhai dete ho sab khairiat hai
aisi girlfriend sabko mile….
Del bhai aajkal ek naya project mila hua hai office mein…uska raw design karke ek sample create karne me busy tha…abhi bhi hoo…it’s the reason.
Devloping mental sick waala kaam hai…programming karte karte dimmag is buri tarah kasa rahata hai ki aisi sites pe aana maja nai deta..isliye main yaha aata hi nahi…jab busy rahta hoo. i love this site but..jab main achha rahta hoo tabhi aata hoo..aise nahi.!
@Dhiraj baby..how are you..! you know your thoughts is always running in a corner of my mind. it’s really interesting and site pe aana kam karne ki kya jarurat hai…aate raho…
by the way…how are you..!?
missing sum1 too much….
@Dear and all time lovely Prince…u r truely a
prince…mujhe samjhne aur mere liye waqt dene k liye lots of thanx to u!!
really telling you ..jeete jee tumhe nhi bhulunga…like some other friends…ki ek aisa bhi koi ladka tha..jisne mujhe samjha..really u r so Good n lovely guy..i m fine Dear…aaunga but thoda km lekin jarur aaunga!!…tumse dubara mil k accha laga prince!!..apna khyal rakhna!!
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baki friends aap sab bhi apna khayal rakhiye!!..
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Dear all Boys..take care yourself!!!!!seriously
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Ye Alok kaha gayab ho gaye inki yaad me koi kitna tadap raha hai
jo inko dhund k layega use inam me
hamari taraf se pulice station pe 3rate 2din ki saza our khana pina bilkul free our pitai alag se
Hi navya
How r;y