Kiss Karne Se Bhi Koi Pregnant Ho Sakta Hai?
Kafi Time Se Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Setting Chal Rahi Thi, Par Aaj Tak Kuch Karne Ka Moka Nahi Mila Tha
Ek Din Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Class Mein Akela Dekh Kar Kaha
Ladka: “Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?”
Ladki: “Nahi Yaar, Agar Main Pregnant Ho Gayi To?”
Ladke Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Ud Gaye Aur Usne Pucha: “Kiss Se Pregnant? Wo Kaise?”
Ladki Use Aankh Marte Hue Boli: “Actually Main Ek Bar Shuru Ho Gayi Toh Fir Rukungi Nahi Na“
Kon Kahta Hai Ki Aaj Ke Time Mein Bhole Bhale Aur Shareef Ladke Nahi Milte - Khud Ye Joke Pad Ke Batao Ki Is Se Seedha Sadha Aur Bola Ladka Kahi Mil Sakta HaiOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Akbar Asal Mein Kon Thha? Aaj Pata Chala
Teacher Ne Pappu Se Puchha. Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Thha?” Pappu: “Ji Mam ..- Dost Par Ek Shayari
Duniya Mein Ek Dost Mere Liye Bana Hai Jise Maine Aapke Roop Mein Paya Hai Tu Mere Dil Mein Aisi Sam ..- Best Goal Keeper In The World?
Did You Know Who Is The Best Goal Keeper In The World? Answer: “Women” Because No Matter ..- Tight Chut Ka Maja Kaise Le?
Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chaht ..- Who Says Porn Movies Gives Negative Effects?
Who Says Porn Movies Gives Negative Effects Porn Films Are Actually Very Positive Movies.. No Bombin ..Hindi Version
काफी टाइम से लड़के और लड़की की सेटिंग चल रही थी, पर आज तक कुछ करने का मौका नहीं मिला था
एक दिन लड़के ने लड़की को क्लास में अकेला देख कर कहा
लड़का: "जानू, क्या मैं तुम्हे एक किस कर सकता हूँ?"
लड़की: "नहीं यार, अगर मैं प्रेग्नेंट हो गयी तो?"
लड़के के ये सुन के तोते उड़ गए और उसने पूछा: "किस से प्रेग्नेंट? वो कैसे?"
लड़की उसे आँख मारते हुए बोली: "वो क्या है के मैं एक बार शुरू हो गयी तो फिर रुकुंगी नहीं ना"
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hmmm…bakwaas joke :P :(
Priya ji apni Zindgi kitni pyari hogi…?
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Jab Aap honge
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Hum Honge
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aur Hamare
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chotey-chotey
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pyare-pyare
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khubsurat se
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Shararti se.
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“COMMENTS HONGE”.–!
yaa….sachiiiiiiiiiii me :D
ap to long cmnt dete h
muze aese hi joke to psand hain.
Alok bhai, koi chokri patayi…?
Ya kamandal lekar Haridwar jane ki tayari kr rahe ho..!!
Tumhe bakwas kyon laga
hehehe…. kul milakr baat ye h..ki..ladka bht sidha tha or ladki chalu thi..
Arz kiya h…
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“khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
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Gour farmaiyega..
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
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Fir raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha….
Good joke
hmmmm
yaar Anuj ye ldkiyon wali beemari mt lagao
i m not beatiful my Dream Boy*
even not my heart is beautiful my Dream Boy*
my heart is not full of love my Dream boy*
but my Dream Boy*..”keep patience ..wait 4 me. i promise.i will be your real pearl* an naa day will come ..aur tum kahogey Dear..yeh khuda hi tha jisne ab tak mujhe akela rakha kissi khass k intejar mein..aur woh intejar tum hi the!!..ab kisi intejaar ki mujhe talassh nhi…..
i wanna make yo my Dreamboy ..wanna keep u like Dream boy..wanna treat u like Dream boy..wanna chat u like dream boy..wanna meet u like dream boy..wanna be your Real love 4eve n i wanna you be my Dream boy forever!!
:)
Ku6 khatta . . Ku6 meetha . .
Ek aadmi ek aurat ka rape karne jaa raha tha . .
Lekin woh aadmi aurat k blause k hook/button nai tod saka
Tabhi back ground se aawaz hui k . . .
“Aap k maa/bahan/biwi/beti k izzat ka rakhwala
Gopal hook/button wala”
He he he kya baat hai seena ji ups sorry sinha ji
yaha koi aisi ldki hai kya….????
avrage joke
For activa wali
Kab tak apne hoto ko band rakhker apne dil ko jalogi,
kaise keh paogi jab tum itna sharmaogi,
kehna jo hai aaj hi keh do,
ye waqt nahi la paogi,
lo main kehta hu “i love u” ,
kya same to u keh paogi.
Ab activa wali kya rply b de paogi kiyuki
Zindagi ke jung mai agar koi apse ruthe to use turant mana lo.. kyu ki.. duriyo aur najdikiyo mai aksar Dooriyan jeet jaya karti hai..
Activa wali will u b my girlfrnd? U hv 3 option
(A) YES
(B) A
(C) B
answer jaldi dena kiyuki
aaj khamosh ho mere har
swal ke jwab pe…
jis din mai duniya chhod
gya…
tumhari khamoshi hi sab
ke liye swal ban jayegi..
frnds ye activa wali wo hai jisne mujhe fb pe apne activa ki photo tag ki thi.
Bacheler hame fansa de acchha hai tu bacheler hi rah tere liye yahi thik hai
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
kon activa wali?
Admin dolphin browser mein hindi fonts nahi h kya……hindi mein joke nahi dheekta….box bane aate h bas
hindi font browser ki problem nahi hoti adnroid ka update mar
update wali file missing h shuru se hi….
Hiii friends,kisi ko mein yaad bhi hu ya nahi…….hru all?????
Aaap sabh ko maine bohot miss kiya……..
tu vese thi kidhar :o
Accident ho gya tha recovery me kafi time lag gaya………Aapne to pakka mujhe miss nahi kya hoga…….????
Janu tu miss karne ki bat karti ho … :O mene to tumhare gum mein roti khana hi chhod diya tha, sirf paneeer, cake pastries, mithayi vagera hi khayi buhuhuhuh
Bohot achi bat he……Bye take care….
humne to socha Mr. kiya…..
Hai mr bhi kiya….
Yahan ki yaad kaise aa gayi ab to double ho gayi hogi
Double matlab??
clever girl :)
Nt bad