Accident Joke - Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?

Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?

Views: 6,644 - Posted on 30 Jul 2010

Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki Gaand Fatt Jaati Hai

Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai

Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: “Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?”

Santa: “Jitni Aapki Hai”

Nurse: “Fir To Aur Fadni Padegi”

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