Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?
Views: 6,598 - Posted on 30 Jul 2010
Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki Gaand Fatt Jaati Hai
Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai
Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: “Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?”
Santa: “Jitni Aapki Hai”
Nurse: “Fir To Aur Fadni Padegi”Similar Joke
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Hi. Yogesh. I miss u. Bt don't worry janu. Ab me aa gayi hu na. Apan kuch karenge. Ok. Love u darling.
lund ki pyasi, virya ki deewani tami darling tumhari chut ki silai ho gayee kya….
Tami, 30 july ko mujhse chut marwane se pahle tune comment likha tha. Itni jyada faad di thi kya jo comment bhi nahi likh pa rahi thi ya kahi or chudai karwa rahi thi. Jab chudai karwane se free ho jaye to reply karna.
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hi nagesh dear i like ur comments
thanx bro vikashot, almighty God tumhe chut ki nayee nasle pradan karien….
I love u abhi,tumhe main neha ki chut dila dungi
Are tum log 1 dusre ki gand me ungli dete rahte ho. Salo kya tumhari ungli me TATI nhi lagti kya. Salo aaj k baad sirf tum apni gand me hi hath ferna verna fir se tati lag jaegi..
Sale vikashoot teri yogesh ne hi mari he ki kisi or ne bi. Jise chupane k liye tu uska naam jap rha he..
Vo bhi kisi or ki
bhai DOODH aur GAND dono ke fatne ki awaj nahi aati hai.
Average joke! lagta hai nurse ko bhi silwane ki jarurat hai…. gaandu nurse
lalit teri ungli me tatti kab lagi
MS Jab me teri gand me ungli de rha tha.
VERY DIRTY JOKE
bahan ki lodii deepti tu male hai raand
sahi kaha lalit maine ek bar tujhse apni gaand dhulwayi thi
yaaro kisi ko apni tatti saf karani ho to lalit se contact kare he is an expert in it
ab jab gand phat gai hai to santa sans kanha se leta hoga aur padta kaise hoga
sunita mujhe bhi dil wa de kisi choot
Nhi jab me teri gand mar rha tha or tu to janta hi he ki sex karte time ladkiyo ki choot me or teri gand me ungli di jati he to isiliye. Or vaise b bhosdi k teri gand isiliye suji hui he na. Aab tu apni ijat bachane k liye kuch b kahe par sach to sach he na. Vaise aadha sach man ne k liye sukriya. Kam se kam itna to mana ki maine teri gand me ungli di thi, thodi aage jakar puri baat maan lega he naa. Ache bache.
plz koi mujhe plz batao jab lund ghusta hai pehli baar to kya bahot dard hota hai mera man to karta hai par darta hai
Deepti darne wali koi baat nhi he. Pehli bar halka sa dard hoga tumahre par baad me mja aaega tumhe. Or ye jab maine gf ki mari thi tab ka experience he.
Deepti ek baar apne niche finger kar le jitna dard ho uska double dard aur jitna mza aaye uska 10 guna mza…..aur agar samajh na aye to mujhe bula liyo..
Nurse ki gaand hai ya cinema hall hai..?
Hay koi mujse dosti kare mera naam simran hai.