Koi Pathar Se Na Mare, Is Deewane Ko
Views: 29,994 - Posted on 22 Mar 2012
Pappu Ne Ek Din Bazar Mein Ek Ladki Dekhi Aur Uske Piche Piche Jane Laga, Taki Dekh Sake Vo Kahan Rahti Hai
Kuch Dur Jane Ke Bad Ladki Ko Ehsas Ho Gaya Ki Pappu Uska Picha Kar Raha Hai To Vo Gusse Se Boli.
Ladki: “Sale, Mere Piche-Piche Ghumega To Patthar Fenk Ke Marungi”
Pappu Bhi Pura Harami Tha Bola: “Achha, Tu Sirf Patthar Uthane Ke Liye Jhuk To Sahi, Teri Gaand Hi Maar Dunga“
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पप्पू ने एक दिन बाज़ार में एक लड़की देखी और उसके पीछे पीछे जाने लगा, ताकि देख सके वो कहाँ रहती है
कुछ दूर जाने के बाद लड़की को एहसास हो गया की पप्पू उसका पीछा कर रहा है तो वो गुस्से से बोली.
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पप्पू भी पूरा हरामी था बोला: "अच्छा, तू सिर्फ पत्थर उठाने के लिए झुक तो सही, तेरी गांड ही मार दूंगा"
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hahahahahaha….. Ladki… Ab nhi maregi patthar..
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Que- Patiyala peg(drink) aur patiyala salwar me kya smantaye hai…??
Ans- ek chadti jaldi hai aur dusri utarti jaldi hai..
GUD joke Nilesh
Admin rss feed Mein jokes to jaldi as jate h cmts nahi…..
it is not possible bachha….. every 30 minutes comment refresh hote hai… so u have to wait for the 30 minutes
admin bro, pahle aisa nhi tha… Other user (jo autoaproval hai) jb comt dete the to turant show ho jata tha. But ab aisa nhi ho rha….
Yup Nilesh, server pe heavy load ki wajah se mujhe esa karna pada… so ab comments ki updation dekhni hai to every 30 minutes dekha karo example: 12:00 and 12:30
admin bro pahle jaisa ab nhi ho sakta kya…???
Plz agar ho sake to kr dijiye… Bro.
nop…. nahi ho sakta.. ho sakta hota to main khud kar deta…
@Devender…u dear baby..u cant understand why i use to write all those cmnt in diary..u babymind…tumhe iski samajh hoti to pucchte nhi..its all about giving value baby..u cant feel..it..real value gives happiness n satisfaction baby…
….god bless u n tc!! bestbye!!
..G0od AfteR noON
…!!!friends!!!…
*~<|:o)
good afternoon frndz…
Kaise hai ap sbhi log…???
Admin rss Mein cmts feed 2hrs purane dikhata h ….refresh button press karne par bhi ….11:44pm ke baad k cmts nahi update kar raha h …refresh interval 30 min kar rakha h phone Mein for bhi 2:00pm tak 11:44pm ke cmts hi updated thee ….
abe esa kaisi ho sakta hai… mere ko to abhi ke dikha raha hai… mene bhi to RSS add ki hi hai… apna fon utha ke bahar fenk de aur naya lele ;)
Pta nahi abhi bhi refresh karne par no new storey likha aata h …..5pm par 2pm wale cmts aa rahe h
Setting bhi check kar Li ….task killer ka koi role to nahi ….waise usme bhi exception Mein dala h ….
:(
:’(
ek kaam kar, directly is url ko browser mein visit kar aur bata ki konse comment aa rahe hai same ya fir new
http://nonvegjokes.com/comments/feed/
Tera 5:43 pm wala cmt 8:37 par update hua …meine 9:00pm par dekha….
Link ko browser Mein use karne par last feed 2:44pm par kisi asif ka tha …..new cmts nahi aa rahe…..
Samajh nahi aa rahi baat…..sala demag to engineer wala h mere pas…..fir bhi locha samajh nahi aa raha ….
Topi utar ke soch be hehehehehehehehehehehe
Aaj kisi bhi ladki ne cmt nahi KIA ????
Wanted, Himanshu, jay,….sab gayab h….
Nilesh tum kis chez ki padhai kar rahe Ho …..
abe yaar mujhe to kisi ladki ne aaj tal comment reply nahi kiya
lakin fir bhi mai apne short and sweet lund k saath khush hu
or tu h ki ek din mai hi dhukhi ho gaya
aadat daal le be hehehehehehe
Guru deva ji , I m married , aur aaj Kal Mein holidays par wife k sath hun ….isliye wo baat nahi h
Mere cmts Mein…..bachelors wali…..
Bas site ki aadat Ho gayi h …..addiction….
Good joke