Kon Puchta In Ladkiyo Ko?
Views: 28,250 - Posted on 20 Jan 2012
Ladkiya Agar Gori Na Hoti,
Ladkiya Agar Sohni Na Hoti,
Ladko Ke Dil Ki Chori Na Hoti,
Koi Na Puchta Unke Husn Ko Dekh Kar
Agar Unki Tango Ke Bich Mein Mori Na Hoti.
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लडकिय अगर सोहनी ना होती,
लडको के दिल की चोरी ना होती,
कोई न पूछता उनके हुसन को देख कर
अगर उनकी टांगो के बीच में मोरी न होती.
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ha ha ha!!
yar ye jock kisne arj kiya hai is pe
c mal khan saheb ka naam nahi hai
Saara maal to is mori me hi jata hata.
Hor acch ho sakati thi
tab b inki puch kam nhi hoti .are gay sex pasand karne walo ko to gand marne mil hi jati na .ha ha ha ha
admin g galat bat he apke jada tr jokes ldkito pe hi hote he………in ldko pe to koi joke publish kijiye……..
Sonam ji aapki baat thik hai par iske kayi reasons hai.
Ladkiya dokha de deti hai, ladke nahi
ladkiya bhul jati hai par ladke nahi
ladkiyo main mere se ek b nahi pat ti aur bahut se ladke mere dost hai
ab ya to koi ladki mere se set karvao taki mujhe unki feeling ka ehsas ho
admin g,jb tk aap,ye sochenge,ki koi ldki aapse pat jaye,to aisa kbi nhi hoga……..ldkiya patai nhi jati,wo to srf pyar krti he,kisi ko apna sb kuch smjh k…….aur aap b yeh achi trah jante he,ldkiya dhoka tbi deti he jb unhe dhoka milta he……..
Sonam ji apki bat thik hai. Par aajkal ki hawa hi esi hai na ladke kam hai na ladkiya
Aur hum b to aapke dost he kuch humara b khyal kiya kijiye……
Sonam ji aapka khayal hi khayal hai…. ese bol ke ap sharminda na kare hume
Socha tha ki hum tumhe
Toot kar chahengey….
Tumko chaha bhi bohot
Aur hum tootey bhi bohot.
Lahar kitni machli, kinaro se puchiye.
Rut kiti dhali, sitaro se puchiye.
kya batayegi dagar ,kya batayege barati,
dulhan kitni siski kaharo se puchiye…
Itni Himmat to nahi ke Kisi ko Haal_E_Dil Suna sake…
Bas Jiske liye Udaas hu … Wo Mehsoos kar le to Kaafi hai
bohot acha he….i lik dis
Sardar went to a mobile company for interview…but he was
immediately kicked out
after the 1st question..
the question was:
Which is the most famous network?
Sardar: Cartoon network….
Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ke Husn Ki Tareef Karte Hue Bola.
Pappu: “ Tumhari Aankhein Kitni Haseen Hai ”
Ladki: “ Janu, Chhodo Na ”
Pappu: “ Tumhare Baal Kitne Khubsoorat Hai ”
Ladki: “ Chhodo Na, Ye Sab ”
Pappu: “ Tumhare Gaal Kitne Gulabi Hai ”
Ladki: “ Ab Chhodo Bhi ”
Pappu: “ Aray, Itni Der Se Lambi-Lambi Chhod Hi To Raha hun “
delete ye mera hi joke hai… jo mene mastjokes pe publish kiya thha
Arsa_ e_ umer me kya kya na rutain aain
magar
Koi thehri na yahan dard k mousam ki tarhan
na saj sawara kar yun tu aayine ke samane
aa sanam…….
ki
ye aayina bhi sayad tujhe us pal buri nigah se dekhata hoga..
zakham ban jane ki ki aadat h use,
Rula k muskrane ki aadat h use,
Milegi kabhi to khub rulaunga,
Suna h rote hue lipat jane ki aadat h use.
khushbu si aa rahi hai aaj in rukhi rukhi hawao me…..
lagata hai sayad koi khidaki khuli hai uske makan ki.
lawarish na jaan tu in gamo ko…. ki inka iss dunia
me koi nahi….
kabhi aakar dekhna saam dhale mere ghar me…….
kaise aate hai thake haare bechare din bhar ke…
Jee to chahta hai usay muft me jaan de dain
Itne masoom kharedar se kya lena dena
@ admin good morning, kuch to publish kar dena….bahut mehnat ki h raat ko…..
sahi kaha dusre ki likhi chijo ko dhundne me b bohot mehnat lgti he,plz kuch to deleted g ka publish kr dena….
Mene sare kar diye hai ji. Beshak chori sahi par hai sab badiya :p hehehe
@ sonam ji, thanks aap ko kuch aacha laga …
@ admin tum ise chori kahte Ho Mein ise sharing kahta huň …Jo mujhe aacha lga meine aap sab k saath share kiya….
Ye Dhiraj kahan gayab Ho gya….bhut bhut to nahi le the usee .bahut horror stories sunata tha….