Koshish Karne Mein Kya Jaata Hai
18 Saal Ki Ek Ladki Ek Din Apni Maan Ke Paas Gayi Aur Tabiyat Kharab Aur Ji Machlane Ki Shikayat Karne Lagi.
Uski Maan Use Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Phunchi To Paya Ki Wo Garbhwati Hai, Roti, Pitati, Use Kosti Hui Ghar Lekar Aayi Aur Boli.
Maan: “Wo Kaun Hai Jiska Paap Tere Pet Mein Pal Raha Hai Jisne Ye Kukarm Kiya Hai Jaldi Se Use Yahan Bula Nahi To Tuje Jaan Se Maar Doongi”
Ladki Ne Rote-Rote Ek Phone Kiya Lagbhag Aadhe Ghante Baad Ek Shandaar Gadi Darwaje Par Aakar Ruki,
Usmein Se Ek Sundar Sa Jawaan Ladka Nikla Aur Andar Aakar Sofe Par Baith Gaya Aur Bola.
Ladka: “Main Hi Wahi Aadmi Hoon Jiski Wajah Se Aapko Pareshani Ho Rahi Hai, Main Aap Logo Ka Apradhi Hoon, Lekin Main Uska Dhand Bhugtne Ke Liye Tayaar Hoon”
Dekhiye, Main Aapki Beti Se Shaadi To Nahi Kar Sakta, Kyunki Uske Liye Mere Pitaji Bhi Raji Nahi Honge,
Par Main Aapki Madad Kar Sakta Hoon, Main Aapki Beti Ki Saari Zindagi Ki Jimmedaari Leta Hoon”
Agar Uske Ladki Hui To Main Uske Naam Paanch Crore Rupaye, Ek Bangla, Ek Gadhi Aur Ek Factory Lagwa Doonga,
Aur Agar Ladka Hua To Uske Naam Das Crore Rupaye, Mumbai Aur Delhi Dono Shehron Mein Ek-Ek Aalishaan Haweli Aur Ek Bahut Badi Factory Banva Doonga,
Aur Agar Badkismati Se Garbhpaat Ho Gaya To….. To Aap Hi Bataiye Mujhe Kya Karna Chahiye?
Ladki Ka Pita Jo Chupchap Uski Baatein Sun Raha Tha, Dheere Se Utha Aur Ladke Ka Hath Apne Hath Mein Lekar Pyaar Se Bola.
Pita: “Beta, Bhagwaan Na Kare Agar Aisa Ho Bhi Jaye To Tum Dubara Koshish Kar Ke Dekh Sakte Ho“
Ek Pakistani Ne Indian Se Puchha, Indian Aur Kutto Mein Kya Farq Hai? - Aayiye Pade Ki Indian Ne Kaisa Muh Tod Qarara Jawab Diya UseOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
Teacher Class Mein: “Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka, Ab Esa Ek Aur Sentence Banao” ..- Aurat Ke Doodh Par Ek Research
Baba Lunnacharya Ji Ki Aurat Ke Doodh Par Ek Research Aurat Ka Doodh Phat Nahi Sakta Lekin Latak Sak ..- Ye Hai Sache Aur Ache Dost
Asli Dosti Kya Hoti Hai, Wo Nahi Jo Meethe Bol Bole, Sachi Dosti Ke Liye Dil Mein Mithas Honi Chahiy ..- Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha. Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh ..- Tharki Aadmi Ki Tharki Khawahish
Ek Tharki Aadmi Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: “Baba Ji, Main Bahut Tharki Hun, Mujhe Nan ..Hindi Version
18 साल की एक लड़की एक दिन अपनी मां के पास गयी और तबियत ख़राब और जी मचलने की शिकायत करने लगी.
उसकी मां उसे लेकर डॉक्टर के पास पहुंची तो पाया की वो गर्भवती है, रोटी, पिटती, उसे कोसती हुई घर लेकर आई और बोली.
मां: "वो कौन है जिसका पाप तेरे पेट में पल रहा है जिसने ये कुकर्म किया है जल्दी से उसे यहाँ बुला नहीं तो तूजे जान से मार दूँगी"
लड़की ने रोते-रोते एक फ़ोन किया लगभग आधे घंटे बाद एक शानदार गाड़ी दरवाजे पर आकर रुकी,
उसमें से एक सुन्दर सा जवान लड़का निकला और अन्दर आकर सोफे पर बैठ गया और बोला.
लड़का: "मैं ही वही आदमी हूँ जिसकी वजह से आपको परेशानी हो रही है, मैं आप लोगो का अपराधी हूँ, लेकिन मैं उसका दंड भुगतने के लिए तैयार हूँ"
देखिये, मैं आपकी बेटी से शादी तो नहीं कर सकता, क्यूंकि उसके लिए मेरे पिताजी भी राजी नहीं होंगे,
पर मैं आपकी मदद कर सकता हूँ, मैं आपकी बेटी की सारी ज़िन्दगी की जिम्मेदारी लेता हूँ"
अगर उसके लड़की हुई तो मैं उसके नाम पांच करोड़ रुपये, एक बंगला, एक गाड़ी और एक फैक्ट्री लगवा दूंगा,
और अगर लड़का हुआ तो उसके नाम दस करोड़ रुपये, मुंबई और दिल्ली दोनों शहरों में एक-एक आलिशान हवेली और एक बहुत बड़ी फैक्ट्री बनवा दूंगा,
और अगर बदकिस्मती से गर्भपात हो गया तो..... तो आप ही बताइए मुझे क्या करना चाहिए?
लड़की का पिता जो चुपचाप उसकी बातें सुन रहा था, धीरे से उठा और लड़के का हाथ अपने हाथ में लेकर प्यार से बोला.
पिता: "बेटा, भगवान् ना करे अगर ऐसा हो भी जाये तो तुम दोबारा कोशिश कर के देख सकते हो"
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HAHAHAHA *BEST YEAR OF JOKE*….
Lalach buri bala hai
hi friends, first time commenting, but enjoying the jokes and comments for some days..
good jokes :)
welcome Laxmi…enjoy joke with comment..
Nic joke
Hi NAVYA how r u??? kafi din ke bad..!! kha chali gai thi???
admin bhai mazza a gya. bare sach hi kahite hai k sabar ka
fal mitha hota hai ajj sabat bi ho gaya sube se itzar kr rha tha
apke joke ka.
Dear Admin, der se hi sahi, nai soch ka naya joke. Padhkar achchha lga. Carry on….
Hehehehe….
@deleted jee ab aapke dad kaise hai..?
@thanx rohit 4 invitng… par abhi koi छोकरी Nahi hai..! :-)
Few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike..! :P :P
Pehli Mulakaat Thi…
Aur Hum Dono Hi Bebas The… Haayein..! <3
Wo Zulfain Na Sambhal Paye Aur Hum Dil Ko…
Ajj toh hum khoob rulainge us sangdil ko Aye mere dost..!
Suna hai use roote roote me lipat jaane ki aadat hai…! <3
Din intezaar me…raat karwaton me…guzari hai…!
Ye kaisi ham pe umar ishq ki khumari hai…!
Dard dil ka ye ham se aur sahan nahi hota…!
Subah pee thi sharab Raat ko peekar utari hai..!
Read With Hrt………..
Ek bar sari feelings ne decide kiya ki wo
log chupan chupai khelenge
Dard ne counting start ki aur baki
feelings chhup gaye
jhoot ped k peeche chupa aur pyar
gulab ki jhadiyon k peeche
Sab pakde gaye siwye pyar k
Yeh dekh jealousy ne dard ko bata diya
ki pyar kahan chupa hai
dard ne pyar ko khich k nikala to
kaanto ki wajah se pyar ki aankhe
kharab ho gayi aur wo andhaho gaya
yeh dekh bhagwan ne dard ko saja
sunai ki use jindagi bhar pyark sath
rehna padega.
Tab se pyar Andha hai aur jaha bhi jata
hai Dard deta hai!
Breakfast can be PAINFUL when
Wife orders: Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena..
& Servant asks:
Memsaab, Apka bhi Doodh nikalun?
Wife: Abhi nahin, Sahab ko jane Do..! ;-) :-D :-D :P :P
Gud Nyts….!
Goodnight friends
gd mrng frndz
HI Priya Good morning how r u?
Goodmorning friends
gud mrng lalit bhai..!
Goodmorning nitesh nveg p chhaye hue ho kya bat ji
Shayri bhi to post ki hai @Prity jee.!
Shayad aapne dhyaan nahi diya..!
Bdw…. lovely mrng…!
Agar Hum Ladai jhagda kar ke maar kha ke ghar
aate hai To apne parents ka Reaction :-
Dad : chal rehne de,ab us ladke k paas mat jaana
Mom : are mere bete ka kya haal kar diya
Sister : bhaiya dard ho raha hai kya………?.?
Lover : kutto ki tarah ladaai karke pit ke mere
samne kyo khade ho……..?.?
But finaly our friends say : Abe Gaadi nikaal chal uski maa ki… ### saale ko ghar me ghus k marenge…
Friends Always Rocks. :-D
nice1&thats true
A Cute Proposal From A Sweet Boy♥♥
Dear, Diana Penty
Marry Me.. I Can’t Give Much But
Atleast I Can Give You A Better
Surname..! :P :-D ;-)
Kya bat hai Boss D.K.
hmmm
whats a joke yaar
:-P:-P
hahahahahahahahahaha
:o ajeeb family :o
good joke :))
Aaj ka joke kahan hai
hello!! Deepak(singer) where r u n how r u???
i missed ur name n comment!!
@Del, tumne kucch bataya nhi tumhre dad ki latest news kya hai???
kucch friends gayab hope ki mujhe woh kisi dini miss na krein!!
.tum kbhi naa badloge..
.hum bhi wahi rahenge..
.duriyon mein bhi..dil mein tumhari sacchi tasweer saja kr rakhenge..
.ek lehar iss naam ko jarur mita degi ek din..
.lekin uss amar prem ka saagar.
.tujhe humesha pyaar k baadal tujh pe prem barsaega
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***GooD evening my dearest missing hearts jay n deepak***
nd dear friends!!
aaj mein ek chhote se shop pe gya tha..wanha ek cute sa baby boy n little baby girl thi…mein apne friends k saath gya tha..sab masti mein the..mein bhi bahut khush tha ..saare dost bhi masti mein the..woh dono little baby hum logo k saath ho chale humare tour pe ..woh jo chhota baby boy tha woh mujhe kaafi pasand krne laga mein bhi usse..hum dono ke beech khoob baatein aur masti chal rhi thi..woh mere dil mein bas gya..uski bholi aur masoom tasweer, totli baate sabkucch.bahut maza aa raha tha…aage kya hua
…ek pool tha jiske neeche nadi kaafi paani se bhari aur hilore maar rahi thi..uss pool ko saare dost ek line me katar bana k paar kr rahe the…woh dono baby mere piche piche masti se aa rhe the…achank jo chhoti baby little girl thhi..woh nadi ki aur teji se bhaagi..aur doobte hue ghre paani mein chali gyi…meine dekha turant uska bhai little baby boy uske peeche baga aur fishalte hue ghre paani mein chala gya…mujhse raha na gya meine turant nadi mein chhalang laga di..mujhe tairna acchi tarah se ata bhi nhi tha..phir bhi meine usse kisi tarah tairte hue bacha liya..aur woh chhoti baby girl humesha k liye ndi mein samaa gyi..aur mera sapna toot gya!!
Bhai aaj ka joke nahi daala kya..?
Laloo was Standing at a bus Stop,
Rakhi Sawant passes by & says :
Dhoop me Kyun Khada hai.?
Laloo: Kamaal hai,”Sasuri Dhoti ke
Andar bhi Dekh Leti hai… :P
Shikwa is baat ka nahi ke Wo Bewafa huye..
Aye Hum Dum
Bus Dukh is baat ka hai ke ek sirf Zindgi thi humare pass jate huye Use Bhi le gaye..!
The awkward moment when you’re answering a Test & the Answer is So Obvious that you Actually doubt it youself :P
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“To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.”
cute thought by -Brandi Snyder on love :)
and i m waiting 4 my world to come :)*
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*good morning* in advance
*LONDON OLYMPICS STARTS*
*BEST OF LUCK INDIA*
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AT LEAST 5 OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS!!
Nice joke
gm admin bhai aur all
admin bhai kya baat ho gye aajkal aap je joke kya aap se
naraj hai kya.
gd mrng frndz*
hw r u all..?
Del bro apke father ki health kaisi hai ab..???
wats going on??
ladka:hey bhagwaan tune mujhe manushya kyun banaya??
bhagwaan:kyun??
ladka:kyunki mein jab kutta tha to doggy doggy krne me maza ata tha..
bhagwaan:oh isliye tum doggy style nhi enjoy kr paa rahe ho manuya hote hue!!
ladka:jee bhagwaan
bhagwaan:le baccha abhi tujhe kutta banata hoon…ek kutiya bhi muft mein
doggy:bhow bhow bahu bahu baha baha aa bha bhabha aa ha ha bhow bhow!!
kutiya:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuu!!
admin bro….sab thik to hai na.?
there sss maybe thousand reasons to hate somebody…
cant we try to finda single reason to love somebody
by Dhiraj Patel
the narrow minded peolpe are responsible for giving birth to infinite number of hates
by simply Dhiraj
The only abnormility is not to love the person really!! and finding out the reasons 4 hatred!!
if the person u find really deserves hatred…than make him realise the cause behind the hatred…
by simply Dhiraj
old joke ki problem nahi h
per admin tu purane joke ka link bhi de sakta tha
lakin ye 2666 number ka joke banane ki kya jarurat thi
is se users ka lund bhi gumrah ho jayega or unki hi gand mai ghus jaye ga hehehehehehe
or purani comments bhi milti to or maza aata hehehe