Kuch Seekho Baba Ki Baat Se

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Ek Aadmi Ke Nau (9) Bachhe Thhe Wo Ghar Mein Bahut Shor Macha Rahe Thhe.

Baba Sexidas Dande Se Tak Tak Karte Hue Wahaan Se Ja Rahe The.

Tak Tak Ki Aawaz Sunkar Aadmi Ne Baba Se Kaha.

Aadmi: “Are Baba, Dande Pe Ruber Lagava Lo To Tak Tak Ki Aawaz Nahi Aayegi

Baba Sexidas Muskurate Hue: “Beta, Tune Bhi Agar Apne Lund Pe Rubber Lagaya Hota To Aaj Tere Ghar Se Bhi Itni Aawaz Nahi Aati

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Hindi Version

एक आदमी के नौ (९) बच्चे थे वो घर में बहुत शोर मचा रहे थे.

बाबा सेक्सिदास डंडे से टक टक करते हुए वहाँ से जा रहे थे.

टक टक की आवाज़ सुनकर आदमी ने बाबा से कहा.

आदमी: "अरे बाबा, डंडे पे रबर लगाव लो तो टक टक की आवाज़ नहीं आएगी"

बाबा सेक्सिदास मुस्कुराते हुए: "बेटा, तुने भी अगर अपने लंड पे रबर लगाया होता तो आज तेरे घर से भी इतनी आवाज़ नहीं आती"

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12 Responses to "Kuch Seekho Baba Ki Baat Se"

  1. Sujeet says:

    It’s right…..
    Baba mahan hai..”….’.’
    Agar baba ke bhakt log bhi rubber lagaya kare to india ki population ko control kiya ja sakta hai….

  2. amit says:

    good morning friends

  3. Asif says:

    Bahut badiya yar,
    I like baba sexidas joke.0
    Thanx

  4. Mausam says:

    hahaha sahee sandesh diyaa he baba ne ,
    very good

  5. devendr says:

    baba ji aaj kal B-Gap aayurvedic tablet chal gayi h
    6 month tak baccha hone se mukti. aap hi ne to banayi h bhul gaye kya?

    to kyu condom k bare mai bata rahe ho

    or exercise karo or apne pairo ko takatwar banao or bina aavaj k aaram se chalo hehehe

    apka param bhakt
    devendr
    hehehe

  6. anshul says:

    hehehehehe babaji kon se hai apne saxy das hehehehhehhehe sandesh to accha denge hi

  7. Hps says:

    ye joke to “janhit me jaari” lagta hai…

  8. deva says:

    sahi baat hahahaha

  9. Awadh kurmi says:

    Gooood hehehehehehehehehehehe…..

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