Kya Aap Logo Ko Bhi Chutti Chahiye?
Fauj Mein Ek Sainik Apne Commandar Ke Pass Aya Aur Bola
Sainik: “Sir, Mujhe Chhutti Chahiye”
Commander: “Kyun?”
Sainik: “Sir, Biwi Ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai, Sex Karne Ka Bada Mann Kar Raha Hai”
Commander: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Karo, Apni Pent Utaar Aur Jo Samne Diwaar Par Suraakh Hai Usmein Apna Lund Daalo Aur Andar Bahar Karo”
Sainik Ne Aisa Hi Kiya, Aur Use Bahut Maza Aaya. Sex Hone Ke Baad Commander Ne Pucha.
Commander: “Kyun Ab Chhutti Chahiye?”
Sainik Khush Hote Hue: “Nahi Sahab, Ab Maza Aa Gaya Ab Chhutti Nahi Chahiye”
Commander: “Shabash, Ab Pent Utaaro Aur Diwaar Ke Piche Ja Kar Jhuk Kar Khade Ho Jao, Kuch Aur Sainik Bhi Chutti Maang Rahe Hai“
Vese To Students Bhagwan Ko Kabhi Yad Nahi Karte Sivaye Exams Wale Dino Ke Alava - Par Is Student Ne To Exam Wale Din Hadd Hi Kar Di, Kya Pryer Kari HaiOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Nobody Helps You After Sex
Everyone Helps A Girl In Removing Her Dress During Before Sex. But Never Helps Her In Putting Her Dr ..- Khushi Door Se Hi Dikh Jaati Hai
Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Ha ..- Ye Kya Hai Daddy?
Ek Bar Baap Beta Medical Store Mein Gaye. Baap Ne Ek Condoms Ka Pack Liya Ladka: “Ye Kya Hai D ..- Rajdhani Mat Chalao, Aram Se Karo
Pati Patni Sex Kar Rahe Thhe, Pati Ko Kaafi Josh Chada Hua Thha, Patni: “Zara Dheere Karo Kyu ..- Aapki Aaj Ki Rashii
Apki Aaj Ki Rashii: Land Ki Pakad Dhili Rahegi, Chut Ke Darshan Nirasha Janak Honge, Muth Marne Ka Y ..Hindi Version
फ़ौज में एक सैनिक अपने कमांडर के पास आया और बोला
सैनिक: "सर, मुझे छुट्टी चाहिए"
कमांडर: "क्यूँ?"
सैनिक: "सर, बीवी की याद आ रही है, सेक्स करने का बड़ा मन कर रहा है"
कमांडर: "हम्म, एक काम करो, अपनी पेंट उतार और जो सामने दिवार पर सुराख है उसमें अपना लंड डालो और अन्दर बाहर करो"
सैनिक ने ऐसा ही किया, और उसे बहुत मज़ा आया. सेक्स होने के बाद कमांडर ने पूछा.
कमांडर: "क्यूँ अब छुट्टी चाहिए?"
सैनिक खुश होते हुए: "नहीं साहब, अब मज़ा आ गया अब छुट्टी नहीं चाहिए"
कमांडर: "शाबाश, अब पेंट उतारो और दिवार के पीछे जा कर झुक कर खड़े हो जाओ, कुछ और सैनिक भी छुट्टी मांग रहे है"
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Hehehehehe wah kamaal ki chutti! Pahle maro fir marwao
hahahaha….o my god…! maza aa gaya…
hahahahahaha…grt joke,..
Hahaha goodjoke
Admin nilesh priya sonam deleted himanshu priti deepak & other friends kaise hain aap sabhi or kya ho raha hai
hum thk h..Lalit ji…ap sunao…kya hl h ap k..?
Lalit bro hm to theek h ap sunao kaise h n fuddi kb se nhi mili..
Lady army to lady commender
lady army: mam mujhe chuttiyan chahiye kya ha na mera sex karne ko bada man kar raha ha bar bar ‘C’ me paani a raha ha
comander: hmmm aisa karo pant utaro aur panty utar kar us diwar par apni chut tika do. Lady army ne aisa hi kiya. After 10minut
lady comendr: ab chahiye chutiyan?
Army: nai mam ji
comandr: ab deewar ke piche dekho kya ho raha ha
army diwar ke piche dekhti ha. Waha ek aur lady army apni rifel us ched me daal kar rifel gisa gisa kar saaf kar rahi thi:-D
Admin ki aap biti ghatna h Yeh ……
A woman goes out shopping with her
husband and
spots a pair of boots she loves..
The husband says: ”No chance love, they’re way too expensive”
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip.
She turns to him and says. ”I don’t think so mate.
If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell aren’t riding it”
Hum to aagaaz-e-muhabbt me hi lut gye..,
Log to kahte hain anjaam bura hota h
maza a gaya .welldone mr.+min.mujhe bhi chhutti chahiye
matlab tumhe bhi :o
to uske liye chutti ki kya jarurat hai,,,,, tum bas haan kaho bahat taiyaar ho jayenge :p
Prity ji admin se kyon chutti mangti ho, chutti to hm dete h
Hi,friends,hru all……Deepak ji aapki tabyat kaisi he ab??
buhuhuhuh, tere ko idhar main nahi dikha……. mera haal kon aake puchegi. :’( meri saali )vese vo hai b ya nahi hehehehe)
Aapne bhi kaha pucha mere bare mein,isly maine bhi nahin pucha,waise kaise he aap,mein hu puchne ke liye to fir saali ki kya jarurat he…buuhhhuuuhhhuh…..
sonam hayeee maara dala…… teri ada ne yaar…. acha agar aapki ijajat ho to kya main aapko Facebook pe add kar lu.. fir roj baatein kiya karenge <3 pyari pyari
Nhi admin ji,mera wo original id he…isly mein nhi chahti fb pe add hona..
abe to mera bi original ID hoga na personal ;) Non Veg wali ID se add thode karunga :p
Tnx Sonam ji…
Kl se behtar h…n…shayad kl se feactory ja paunga..
hmmm admin, shandar…
ab mere jokes kal se publish krna suru ho chuka…
Thums-up, attitude.
:D
Regards,
:p
@Monica Sharma mere jokes matlab???????
kya ye joke tumne khud likha hai, apne dimag se :p
dimag….huh..! hahahahahahahaha.
:O hahahahahahahahehehehehhehheeheehehhe
Frnds jb se mai yaha hu…mene yaha itni ronak frst tym dekhi h..or sach me bht maza a raha h..joke padh kr or khas kr ap sb k cmnts padh kr…..meri sari takleef or dard gayab ho gaya h…n..bht behtar feel kr raha hu..or is ki vajah ap sb ho…jinhe bs sb ko hasana ata h…
Thnx a lot frnds,..
Dosto…kya ap sb muje…ap ki Birth date..batayenge…
Jaha tk mai sochta hu hum sb ka 1 dusre pr itna huq to he hi..ki hum sb yaha sb ko birth day wish kr sake.,or apni khushi yaha baant paye…agar ap sb ko etraz na ho…
Hmm meri hai 30th Oct 1985 and Still Single And Virgin (from back) hehehehe
hehehhe kyu jhooth bol rha he admin,roz to maraataa he to to Backside se Vergin kaise ho saktaa he be tu hehehehehhe
but joke was very nice hehe
Tnx bro. N…. mera…. 31 Dec….or ise saari duniya manati h…1 or baat…mere bhai ki birth date b 31 dec hi h but year chang h…
Are wah admin. Fir to tu chikna londa hua. Mujhe virgin boy bahut pasand ha. Bol 1night ke kitne lega? Chalo ek kaam karo ye lo khaali check jitne ank bhar sakte ho bharo [CHECK]
Deepak bhai 30 june ko hai mera birthday
Thnx..Bachelor bro….wese ap k nam se lagta h..ap abhi bchlor ho….
Haan deepak bhai abhi bachelor hu ek ladki mili thi lekin usne b mujhe kisi baat ke liye jhutha samja aur mujhe chhood ke chali gayi us din se maine apni name plate pe mr. Bachelor likh diya waise yaha ke sabhi user mujhe HEARTBEAT ke naam se jante haio
Deepak bro asli maja to apne liya hi nhi ek bar bt baba SEXIDAS se kr loge to karne ka asli maja aa jayega
20/12/1990 it’s my birthday…
hahahahahahahahaha…
Hw r u all frndz.,.???
chutti wo bhi itni dardnak oh
Galat baat army kr bare me ye joke thik nahi
means Sardaro, pathano par thik hai… good
aglle joke me isi ka naam daal bro…
Admin ji baat j hai k joke chahe kisi par bi jo vo chalega par jo aadmi apne parivar ko chhor kar sarhadd pr meri,
Apki aur sabi ki hifajjat k liye 24 baitha hai uske bare me aap to samajhdar ho
kyu…?Army wale gaand nahi maarte kya….? uneh sirf apni mrane ki aadt hai….?
Nd ye joke hai mere bhai…… koi true stry nahi jo ise padh ke aapko etni glat or sahi ki smjh ho rhi hai…!
lyf ko chill kro maze lo nd jb aise jokes naa pasand ho to faltu comments aa ke naa do…..!:p
Nd @admin nice joke dude…..!:-)
Ok bhai aap sab right ho. Are yaar mrer pe joke banana hai
to jarur banao me pure punjabi ha punjabi kisi baat ka bura nahi
manta chae us par bure se bura joke kyu na ban jae. Agar mere par jokba.akar aap
ko khusi milti hai to me sochuga k mera punjabi hona sarthak
ho gaya. Thik hai na frdz
Rajesh paaji eh hoyi na fer punjabiya wali gall… chinta na kar main b punjabi hi haan te SIKH ha….. fer v joke likhda haan santa te..
Boy-nice dress
Girl-thanx
B-nice lipstick
G-thanx
B-makeup bhi kafi achha kiyahai
G-thnk u BHAIYA
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B-kamaal h fir b achhi nahi lag rahi ho.
@ admin bro KOYAL nhi dikhayi di aaj…
good joke
BOY- I lov u..
i can’t lyv widout u..
mar jaunga..
mit jaunga..
tere pyr mai fanna ho jaunga..
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GIRL- hmmmm.. dekh terko jaisa theek lage..:p:-P:-P :-P:-P:-P:-P
tchr:-Achaa…!santa ye btao….?jb bhains se uski dudh nikali jati hai wo etna udaas nd ukhdi-ukhdi kyu..?? rahti hai..?Aanhh…?
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Santa:-Mam!achha pahle aap ye btao jb koi aapki chuchhi 20min. tk dabaye nd bina chode chale jaye to aapko kaisa lagega….!:p
Boys difficulty..-
Dear Facebook
Every time I Add A Girl U Ask Me
… “Do U Know Her”?
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Abayyy Teri Behn Lagti Hai Kya :o :o :o -.- ?? :p :p :p
My birthdate is 27 dec 1982
@Admin meri jo reply thi wo rajesh ko thi tu use approvd kyu…? nahi kar rha hai…??Aanhh….:-(
rajesh…army wale sab faltu hote h….kisi kaam k nahi h 1999 mein kargil mein maar kha kar pta chal gya…bina bandook chlae hi retire ho jate h….
aadmi jab army mein jata h to uska dimag rakh lete h aur bandook pakda dete h…
jab retire ho jata h to bandook bhi rakh lete h….
hehehe
Mere dada ji army me the. Unko to kabhi bi mene koi faltu kam ja
bat karte nabi dekha tha. Bus frds ab ye sari bate band kar do
Admin ji sorry age se me kisi bi joke ko dil se nahi dimag se hi read
Karuga ok bhai.
Rajesh ye hui na baat…. ab dekho joke pad ke kitna hasa karoge.
sirf ek army ki feeling wali wajah se tumne vo joke miss kiya jise pad ke users kitni der tak hase the :)
@Deleted says: Bhai aisa mat bolo, indian Army ke baare me,,,,onhe bali ke bakre ki tarah rakhha jata hai,,samay aane pe Desh ke liye halal hote hai ye,,,,
& Admin bhai kam se kam apne Army waalo pe to aisa joke mat mat maaro, ye chhuti wala joke kisi private company wale employee pe v maar sakte the,,,ek to pakistan ki joke site wale humare Army walo pe joke marte hai aour ab tum v inki G***D maarne lage,,,,
Sudhir Ji… aapki baat sahi hai par main koi army walo ki beizti nahi kar raha.. i know unki wajah se hi hum aaj chain ki saand le rahe hai
aur rahi baat pakistaniyo ki to bhai unke bare mein bahas na kar.. vese to vo sare bahan ke lnd hai.. par fir bhi unsmein se kuch bahut ache b hai
jiski wajah se main un logo se pyar b karta hun, aur sach bat ye b hai ki hum indian b kam nahi hai
So score is 50% 50%
and rahi bat jokes ki to dear.. dil pe mat lo.. hum b utni hi ijjat karte hai jitni tum karte ho par mera motive hai hasana aur hasane ke liye main kuch nahi dekhta…. jo dil mein aaye aankh kan band karke likh deta hun
@ Admin:- challo koi na,,, waise v main tumhara support he karta hoon & maine tumhaare support me kayi baar comment v kiye hai,,but Army pe likha ganda joke achha ni lagta,,,,,,
waise tumhara joke AWESOME hota hai,,,
kuch Sada hua chhor ke,,,,hehehe