Kya Aapko Bhi Aisi Infection Hui Hai?

Views: 35,879 - Posted on 23 May 2012

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Hindi Version

एक लड़के की नुन्नी पे इन्फेक्शन हो गयी तो वो एक शहर के बहुत बड़े डॉक्टर के पास गया

डॉक्टर ने उसका चेकअप किया और रिपोर्ट को देखते हुए उसको समझाते हुए बोला

डॉक्टर: "गर्लफ्रेंड को बोलो लिपस्टिक का ब्रांड चेंज करे, तुम्हे लेक्मे से अलेर्जी है"

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27 Responses to "Kya Aapko Bhi Aisi Infection Hui Hai?"

  1. NAsheDi says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:19 am

    nice joke dot

    hello to all users dot

    Reply
  2. Niteshsomesay says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Hehehehehe……. :-}
    Lakme…!

    Reply
  3. Niteshsomesay says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Ek grls hostl ke watchman ka naam raamlal tha..! wo character se bhot chutiya type tha..!
    Jb raat hoti to wo daru pe ke aata aur nashe me jor se chilla ke bolta:-Mera naam ramlaal kiski ch#t me kitna baal..! :-)
    Ye sun sb ldkiya pareshaa sa ho jati nd kaise bhi kr ke apni raat guzarti..!
    Aftr few months…
    Chinky ka bhi admsn us hostl me hua..!
    jb chinky ko iska pta chla to wo raamlal ko sbak sikhane ka ek kamaal ka plan bnati hai..!
    Nxt nyt…
    Apni aadto se majboor phr wo pee ke aata hai nd zor zor se chilane lagta hai..
    Mera naam raamlal kiski ch#t me kitna baal..! :-)
    Chinky:-Meri ch#t me etna baal kee fas jayega raamlal..!
    Hahaha…. :)
    Ye sun ke to raamlal ke jaise tote udd gaye..! us raat se wo bda bechain sa rhne lga nd edhdr chinky use zyda hi ungli krne lagi….!
    Bechara raamlal apni samasyaa se pareshaa hoke apne baba sexidas ke paas pahuch jata hai baba sb sunne ke baad ek mantra us dete hai..!
    Agli raat phr raamlal ne zor se chilla ke bola..:-Mera naam raamlal kiski ch#t me kitna baal..?
    Chinky:-Meri ch#t me etna baal ke fas jayega raamlal..! hehehe
    Raamlal:-Goli chalegi dhaanyee.. se ch#t fat jayegi baanye se…
    Jal jaynge sare baal…
    Bch niklega raamlal.. raamlal..!
    Jai ho baba ki…!
    Hehehehe Hahahaha…! :-)

    Reply
  4. Lalitmangla says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:23 am

    Oye mujhe koi alergy nahi hai

    Reply
  5. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:29 am

    infection..,
    hehehehehe.,.,
    dosto ap log bach ke rhna.

    Reply
  6. Anuj says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:35 am

    gud 1

    Reply
  7. Priya says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:49 am

    :))

    Reply
  8. deepak says:
    May 23, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Ladkiya paraya dhan h,

    to ladke kya?.

    nhi pta kya?………

    Ek No. ke CHOR,…

    Jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti h…..

    Reply
    • Admin says:
      May 23, 2012 at 12:44 pm

      bhai tera kya matlab hai ab vo apni ma bahan ko chede :o

      praya dhan hota hi chedne ke liye hai heheheh apne dhan ko to sab bacha ke rakhte hai ;)

      Reply
  9. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:
    May 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Girl apne Boyfriend se:
    Main Maa Ban ne wali hun.
    Boy: nahi..
    Girl: Oye Pagal…
    Tere Baap ne Mujhe Propose kiya
    hai..
    Main teri maa ban ne wali hun!

    Reply
  10. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:
    May 23, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    gud afternoon frndzzz…

    Reply
  11. Himanshu.the.DON says:
    May 23, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    **PESH HA EK AISA QUESTION JO GAND KE BARE ME SOCHNE PAR MAJBUR KAR DEGA**
    QUA. sab log apni apni gand ka price btaayo? Jiski gand ka sabse jyada price hoga vo nveg ke sare users ki gand marega. Agar kisi ne price btane me gadbadi ki to vo mera L chusega. Gand ka price check karne ke liye maine apne android par BARCOD GAND SCANNER downlad kiya ha.

    Reply
  12. Mr. Bachelor says:
    May 23, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Santa ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya, .
    Teacher- Ye kya kiya ?
    Santa- Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo Aa raha ho wahi Exam Sheet par karna..

    Reply
  13. salman faruki says:
    May 23, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    bhai admin mera aajka joke bhi factory me chala gaya kya

    Reply
  14. Alok Gupta says:
    May 23, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    Mera to gf se breakup ho gaya hai. So no 10sn

    Reply
  15. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:
    May 23, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    Kis kis ko hua infection dosto..

    Reply

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