Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?

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Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?

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Hindi Version

क्या आपने कभी मुह में लिया है?

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नहीं.... ? ? ? ?

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65 Responses to "Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?"

  1. deva says:

    bakwas h

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hehehehe….
    Kitne logo ne muh me liya hai… Ap log nhi samjhe…???
    Are wahi …..
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    BHUTTAA…..

  3. Anuj says:

    hmmmmm Admin aap khate hai bhutta???????

  4. Sujeet says:

    Wah wah wah wah……..

  5. Lalitmangla says:

    Good

  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Admin nilesh jay wanted deleted priya naina & all friends kaise hain aap sabhi or kya ker rahe ho

  7. deepak says:

    Thnx Nilesh ji…
    Apko pata h aj k tym me sb se mushkil kaam kya h…?
    Kisi k face pr 1 pyari si smile lana…n..apna mazak bana kr hi sahi.. Agar mai kisi ko 1 muskan de pau to mere liye is khushi ki baat or kya hogi…
    N hum sb ko….is baat k liye apne admin bro. Ko thnx bolna chahiye…ki..kuch pal k liye hi sahi..vo hum sb ko hasate he…

  8. kapil the cute boy says:

    hello frnds kese ho sab ke sab….
    waah gud joke…..
    ADMIN u r all time great in making such a wonderful jokes….

  9. devendr says:

    dosto kya aap ne kabhi gaand mai liya h

    ek lamba sa

    jiske top part se liquid nikalta h hehehehe





    abe INJECTION by doctor hehehehe

  10. Priya says:

    Bakwas joke..

  11. Priya says:

    meggi..hii
    &
    my dear sisters aaj sab kaha chali gayi?mujhe akeli chhor ke..:’(

  12. deleted says:

    Priya ji kaisi h
    Nilesh aaj mujhe yaad nahi KIA……deepak k saath khub jokes chale aaj…

    • Priya says:

      Theek hu,ap kaise ho?

    • Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Are DELETED JI ap kaisi bate kr rhe hai.. Hum bhala aapko kaise bhul sakte hai.. Ap bataiye kaise hai…?? Aur ab apka pair kaisa hai….??
      Humre liye to sabhi dost ek saman hai…. Kyo dosto…!!

  13. naina says:

    hey priya m aa gyi dear… tu to meri pyaari wali behna h.. joke to mjhe kuch khaas nhi lga ,,
    areyy deleted jii aap kese ho? aur apki wife ko naina ki taraf se pranam bolna aur chotu ko ek kiss krna , ok
    dhiraj yr where? missing u
    deepak hellow and my name is naina not nayna :P

  14. Py@re moh@n says:

    nice joke

  15. Lalitmangla says:

    Hello everyone kahan hain sabhi

  16. devEndR says:

    per sirf bhutte ko lene ki itni si choti si baat ko lekar joke kyu banaya

    hehehehe

    jarur bhutte ki jagha kuch or lene ki baat h

    or vo liye jane wali secret cheez h






    LUND hehehehehe

    kya aapne vo liya h hehehehehehe

  17. deleted says:

    iss bedardi dunia or dunia walo se achhi h

    tanhayi

    isq e mahobbat ki raaho me jo bhi log gire hai,

    aakar sine se laga leti h use apne..

  18. deleted says:

    rota hun tanhayi me issi liye kahi dil ko thoda sakun mil jaaye,

    kulhadi maine khud mari hai apne pao pe..sayad ask-e-dar meri dawa ban jaaye..

  19. meggi says:

    Inshan ki zindgi me kuch cheeze
    aisi hoti hki jab pas ho to kadar
    nhi hoti agar kho jaye to dubara nhi milti..
    1. MAA BAAP
    2.MOHOBBAT
    3.DOST
    4.YAKIN
    5.WAKT..

  20. deleted says:

    Priya ji aaj Mein aur wife movie deekh kar aaye….so cmts ka time nahi lga….

  21. deleted says:

    Meri mohabat hai wo koi majboori to nahi

    wo mujhe chahe ya mil jaye zaruri to nahi

    ye kuch kam hai ke basa hai meri sanso me

    wo samne ho meri ankho ke zaruri to nahi…

  22. deleted says:

    Admin mast jokes check karlena…..shayad kuch mil jaye….

    • Admin says:

      haan teri GF ka number mila heheheh with some nude pics ;)…. par tu bhi syana hai sale.. uski C pe TOPI rakh ke pics khinchi :’( buhuhuhuhu

  23. meggi says:

    @HELLO del ji..
    @hii nilesh..
    @kese ho honey..?
    @hello priya kaha gai ap..?
    @helllooo to all fnds..
    @hiii admin..
    @nainaji kaha h ap.. kashish ap..msc(chemestry) se..nice..

  24. deleted says:

    Kyu chupke se wo log utar jate hai dil me

    Jinse kabhi kismat ke sitare nahi milte

    pyar ke bhawar me ye keh ke chhod diya ki

    kabhi nadiyo ke dono kinare nahi milte…..

  25. kashish says:

    aaj to bht gussa aa rha h……bahot mud off h so no cmnts…….!!
    gud nyt to all frnz

  26. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto (Admin bro, Deleted ji, Deepak ji, Jay ji, Anuj ji, L-mangla ji, Wanted ji, Pyaremohan ji, Priya ji, Kashish ji, Naina ji, Rashi ji & dear all frndz) kaise hai ap sub…???
    Ap log to bahut busy chal rhe hai, kya baat hai…..???

  27. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    PRIYA JI ap humse gussa hai, kya….???
    Kuch bol nhi rhi hai..humse….!!!

  28. Priya says:

    Meggi ji,yahi hum mai bhi..how r u?
    Kashish kya hua kispe gussa??

  29. meggi says:

    i f9 priya..
    hiii nileshji…

  30. sonam says:

    hi frnds…………

  31. deepak says:

    Jo Gehri NiND Me Sote HaiWo Mohabbt Kar Hi Nahi Sakte.

    *ae dosto*

    Sukoon Itna Kaha Haasil Hota Hai Ishq Karne Waalo Ko….

    Gud mrng frnds….hv a grt sunday…

  32. deleted says:

    Deepak GUD sher….
    Admin ….C… Se tera matlab chehre se h na…..baki sab to same hi hota h …….
    Nilesh tum Priya se raat ko chat kar rahe the …yahi kaam wanted and Rashi ne KIA tha ab admin for tum ko bhi bhga dega…..be careful….waise Priya ji tumhari senior h wo M.Sc kar rahi h aur tum B.Sc……kahi online tuition to nahi chal rahi……
    I was just kidding Nilesh and Priya ji …plz mind mat karna….pahle hi kam log rah gye h site par…..

  33. Lalitmangla says:

    Gf na hone ke kayi fayde v nuksan fayde acchi nind paise or vakt ki bachat style or fasion ki koi chinta nahi raat ko n koi call na misscall ek din main 2 baar richarge karane ke jhanjhat se mukti maa baap ki dant ka bhi koi dar nahi kisi bhi hotal main baith ker khana kha sakte hain her ladki ko jee bharker dekh sakte hain jaanu darling jaise msg likhne ke jhanjhat se mukti or acchi lambi jindgi nuksaan aap har samay gf banane ke baare main sochte hain or uper batai gayi baaton ka fayda nahi utha paate

  34. vinod says:

    hru good morning aap kiss se barraaaz ho

  35. vrush says:

    Good morning to all..
    .

  36. nazia says:

    wat is bhutta

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