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  66 Comments

  1. @PSYCHOLOGY@Luc says:

    Hahahahahahaha………. !

    wah re santa tu v naa……

    aise bolta hai k jaise teri bibi sara kam dham chor k tera **nd apne muh me dale rehta hai !

    @ kya metrix bhai aap baba se kyu panga lete ho ?

    @baba ki najar aisi hai agr puri najar dekh le to fir shamjho paooo vari !

  2. Rashii says:

    Nice hehehe

    very nice joke

    hru admin ji kya hua, ab kya ker diya matrix ji ne?

    Matrix ji ap ladke b ajib hai koi ladki fans jaye to wo ladki hai agar use fansa nhi paye to use lesbian bol dete ho

    admin ji mujhe apki dil jeetne wali baat achi lgi, ap such me dil k bahut ache ho

    kya btana chahte ho ap Mr r** b****s

    raavan ji apki hasi nhi sunayi di

    kapil ji new company khol he lo ap

    hi Wanted ji apka que?

    Hru my lovely sis

    kaha ho sb?

    1. Admin says:

      Rashii ji thanks dear..

      matrix ki baat ka bura mat mano.. kutte hamesha kar ke piche bhagte hai jante hai ki drive nahi kar sakte.. isliye khundak mein uske tyre pe hamesha susu kar ke bhadas nikalte hai

      And main sach mein dil ka acha par juban ka kala hun :( badi bakwas karta hun main hehhehe hai na… chal chhod isn baato ko tens na le jokes pad aur bindass rah..

      1. Matrix says:

        Sun be admin maine kabhi rashi ko ya kisi ko bhi teri tarah is site mein patane ki koshis nahi ki. Kyunki aap jise aaj tak dekhe hi na ho use kaise line mar sakte ho. Ab chahe tu ye comment delete kar ya badal de mujhe kuch farak nahi parta kyunki tu jisko (Matrix) ko bolega wo mera naam hai hi nahi.

        Ha….ha…ha…

        Aur ek ladki ke liye tune dosti ki achii gaand maari. Maan gaye sameer bhai >>>

      2. Admin says:

        Beta matrix.. mene ladki ke liye kisi ki gaand nahi mari… na hi kisi ko patane ki koshish ki aur mene jo rashii ko bola vo majak thha

        tune usko serious samjha to gaand mara.. mere gante pe thand nahi hai.. aur itna to main bhi janta hu ki tu koi esa user hai jiske mene comment ko modify kiya thha jo mujhe ya users ko galiya de raha thha

        Par anyway keep it up.. mujhe is se koi farak nahi padta bhai.. aish karo maje lo par kisi ko galat na bolo

  3. Mausam says:

    hahahhaa achchha he ye joke bhi nice yaar,

    @ Matrix bhai kaise ho yaar aapke liye ek sher arz he:-

    Laga rahe dil kinaare se Kabhi to lahar aayegi,

    kismat me likhe ho Launde to lahar kya maa chudaayegi,

    hahahaaa

    @ Ravan Bahi kaise ho?

    @ Rashi ji main kaheen Gayab nhi hua hoon.

    @ Hi panchhi ji aapne way2 heart par aana kyu band kar diya?

    @ And all friends how are you all.

    1. Matrix says:

      Mausam tere liye bhi ek sher arz hai:

      Phool mujhate acche nahi lagte,

      Aap lund khujlate acche nahi lagte,

      Koi to patalo ladki mere dost,

      Roz Roz bathroom mein hilate aap acche nahi lagte.

      he……he…..he…..

    1. Mausam says:

      Dear Rashi ji,

      ab main kya kahoon aapko,aapne ye kah kar mera dil ko jo thes pahunchhayee he,

      hum kitne dino se baat kar rahe hain par aapko mere upar jara sa bhi vishwaas nahi hai.

      aaj aapne mujhe jhootha karaar de diya.

      okk ab apki marzi mere upar believe karo ya na karo waise ek baat jarur kahunga ki ,main kabhi jhooth nhi bolta.ye baat kuchh users achchhi tarah se jaante hain.

      aur haan maine aapse kuchh poochha tha,fir se sawaal dohra raha hoon;-

      dehradoon k paas me 1 picnic spot he uska naam kya he,main wahaan par gayaa hoon lekin mujhe yaad nhi aarahaa he.haridwaar se masoori jaate samay dehradoon se right me jaana padtaa he aur dehradoon se kareeb 4 ya 7 km hoga shayad.bataana jarur pl.

      ek Sher arz hai;-

      Har ishq ka matlab gam nahi hota,

      Dooriyaan badhne se pyar kam nahi hota,

      Waqt bewaqt ho jati hai ye aankhen nam,

      Kyunki in yaadon ka koi Mausam nahi hota.

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    waah yaar mast joke hai…lagta hai ab condom banane ki factory kholni padegi…….

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    @PUNCHI my sweet darlimg……wese wo mene tumare size ke hi bheje the…wo doll wale nhi the mene jaanbhuj ke special order me tumare liye banwaye the…..chalo fir b suggestion thene ke liye thanx….me ab condom banane ki company shuru karta hu….

    aur haan ek baat samjh nhi aayi ki tumne ye kyu kaha ki muje condom kharidne ki zarurat nhi padegi….my dear jaanu…condom use karne ka abhi tak mauka muje naseeb nhi hua hai…wese mene to kabhi dekha b nhi ki condom hota kesa hai….

    1. Admin says:

      kapil bhai condom vo hota ha jo ek din mene hehe teri mar ke tujhe dikhaya thah.. aur tune kaha thha ye to balloon se bada hai kya hai ye hehehe

    2. Matrix says:

      Kapil bhai condom wo chiz hai jise hum mard apne laude mien lagakar protection lete hain. Par yeh tere liye nahi hai. Kyunki lulli waalon ke liye condom uplabdh nahi hai :P

      he….he….he….

    1. Mausam says:

      Dhanwad Harsh Bhai,

      aapne itnee taareef ki hai to yaar hamaara bhi dhanyawaad ada karne ka to farz banta hi hai na,heheheee

      Log poochhte hain hum se,

      ki e Mausam tu kyu badlta rahta he,

      humne kahaa ki ye to chahne walo ki chahat he,

      koi garmi,koi sardi to koi baarish ki dua karta he.

  6. arush says:

    @rashii……..G hru???aap to famous ho gayi,har kisi ke comemt me apka hi naam hota hai…lagta hai ab apse baat karne ke liye appointment lena padega…hehehe 1sher arz hai apke liye murjha gaye phool par khushboo vahi hai dur hai par pyaar vahi hai, ye sach hai ki mil naii sakte par in ankhon me intezar vahi hai…. @anshul,s
    http://nonvegjokes.com

    1. Mausam says:

      Arush pyare,

      Appointment lene ki soch rahe ho hehheheee,

      pahle line to dekho yaar sabse pahle Sameer(Admin)laga hua he abhi to usii ki entry nhi ho pa rhi he hehheee

      bechaara Sameer abhi tak No. tak bhi nhi pahunch paaya he,arey yaar mobile no. nnahi to kam se kam PAN no. hi de diya hota hehehee

      vaise dekh lo appointment leke tum bhi (kabhi to lahar aayegi………)hahahhahahaha

  7. arush says:

    @anshul,shallu,sam,dev,rahul,panchii,anjali,shrutikaha ho sab ???kam se kam holi wish karne to aa jao…bty I Wish "HAPPY HOLI"2 allz here on this nonveg site…..

  8. $unn¥ Fåm& says:

    hahaha…….abbe baba ji ek baat muje hamesha se pareshan karti rahi hai vo hai ki agar aap ka koi bhakt aap se naraj ho jaaye or usi gusse me bhadk k kuch keh de to aap kabhi chup nahi rehte……badle me uski gaan maar hi dete ho….chahe vo kitna b bada bhakt ho esa kyu……??

    1. Admin says:

      Sunny bachha.. yaad rakhna jispe jitna yada gussa karunga utna hi pyara hota hai mujhe vo..

      Note kar liyo naye bande ko warning ya damki dunga par jo mera apna hoga uski maar lunga

  9. @PSYCHOLOGY@Luc says:

    @ Hey sexy rina tumne yadi "big boobs" ki jagah pe "big v*g*n*" rkhi hoti, nd aaj ye santa ka "cycle ka tiyub wala **nd" hota to mazaa aa jata !

  10. kapil the cute boy says:

    ADMIN bhai dekh le aage ki story to tune batayi hi nhi…kyuki tuje pata hai ki me condom use nhi karta aur mene teri…..chal chod jane de subeh subeh gandi baat karne ka dil nhi kar rha…….

    HELLO FRNDES GUD MORNING

  11. Raj Bindaas says:

    Hi frnds, abhi thora busy rahunga finacial yr ending hai na bt i promise time nikalkar ek ya dus comt to jarur dunga,

    ajeeb dost mile hai, kisi ko meri koi parwah hi nahi, koi mujhse puchta hi nahi ki baat kya hai kyon me itna khush hu……..jo v ho raj apna dukh me kisi ko yaad kare na kare bt khushi me apne doston ko kabhi nahi bhulta………

    GUD NEWS ye hai ki mere papa ki narajgi mujhse khatm ho gayi hai aur mere papa ne mujhe ghar wapas bulaye hai aur papa bata rahe the ki colony k sare log jo mujhse preshan raha karte the wo v beshabri se mere aane ka wait kar rahe hai,mujhe believe hi nahi ho raha hai jo log mujhse itna nafrat karte the jo kehta the ki ye raj mare to sabka bhala ho wo log mera wait kar rahe hai me to khushi k mare aaj hi chala jata bt papa ka kahna hai ki kaam kabhi adhure nahi chhode jate so i had to stay , me next week apna ghar jaa raha hu ye sochkar mujhe neend hi nai aa rahi hai…wo colony,wo purane dost dher sari masti, bt ek baat se thoda worry hu…. he he ki sale mere dost log mujhe bahut marenge kyonki sale log abhi haal me hi 3 idiots jo dekha hai

    @Rosy – jaldi aa jao sabhi aa chuke hai agar tum nahi aayi to log sochenge he he u r fall in love wo v raj k pyar me………..ab soch lo kya tum ye badnami tolerate kar sakogi

    @*****, me to khushi k mare bhul hi gaya tha me aapse katti hu waise thanx a lot aapne meri request manjur kar li mera naam naa likhkar aur aapse umeed karta hu future me v mera naam nai likhiyega

    @Panchhi – hey shinchain tera comt to pehle se aur acha ho gaya hai ekdum jhakkas bole to apun k mafik ek dum bindaas…….aur tune kya expect kiya tha ki mene shadi kar li hai aur wo v ulti karne wali biwi se ha ha ha kya mujhe dahej me bachcha lane ka shok hai, teri is majak se mene apni shadi 3 yrs postponed kar di hai, uda lo majak jitna udana hai bt teri majak v bahut pyari lagti hai…….such me

    aur ha tune kya kaha tha 'oh god real life me mujhe aisa dost na dena' tumhare is sentence se me bahut hurt hua hu, koi naya user aisa kehta to baat samajh aati,me ladkiyo k piche nahi jata me tumhe bahut sare example de sakta hu bt isse kai log v hurt ho sakte hai, ha ek ko me like karta hu bt wo v engage hai, waise me kabhi safai nai deta hu bt tumhe ye sab isliye suna raha hu ki me tumhe is site me sabse jyada manta hu aur shayad manta rahunga, mene kaha tha me kisi ko aise hi nahi manta bt ek baar jab maan liya to marte dam tak nibhata hu,

    1. Rosy says:

      @bindaas, ok aapne yaad kiya aur hum aa gaye:) :-P aur bht bht cngrts, basket, bucket, sack, briefcase, suitcase sab varkar cngrts. Hehe waha hoti toh jarur treat maangti… Really happy 4 u.. N ab to koi nai sochega na ki i love u… N u bank me ho kya? 2mhara night shift v hota h kya jo cmpltly gayab ho jate ho? Hehe kaafi lamba cmnt likh liya, isse zyada likhu to kahi heart attack na aa jaye;) tc buddy

      1. Raj Bindaas says:

        @Rosy, tq n u r toooooo good ekdum same uski tarah ho ………, sach batau to tumhara comt padhkar aaj bahut bahut hasa hu :D heartattack he he don't worry nahi hoga jab tumhare paas heart hoga tab naa…..

        @*****ji – aap bahut achi hai aur sath me aap ek bahut achi dost v hai bt abhi v me aapse katti hu he he n Thank u ab ye na kahiyega no sry no tq ye movie me sab galat kehte hai mera dil aap sabko dher sara tq kehna chahraha hai

        @Panchii – tumbin meri khushi adhuri lag rahi…..hmmm kahin ravan ne kidnap to nahi kar liya, raaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvaaaaaaan kutte me tera khoon pi jaunga

        @Simmi – aapko kya kahu kisi anjaan ko itna pyar dekar mera jivan to safal kar diya aapne, aap bahut achi hai, bt me aapke layak nai hu agar sach kahu to aisa lagta hai aap jitna mujhe samajh sakti hai utna to me v apne ko nai samajh paunga, i wish aapko aapse v acha husband mile jo aapko samjh sake

      2. Rosy says:

        @utv bindaas, kiski tarah? N hasna toh achi baat h. N hasana usse v zyada. Chalo koi toh gud work kia humne… Hehe.. Yup u r rite, main heartless he abhi tak alive hoon. Imagine jab ye baat sabko pata chal gaya toh? Wow mera naam toh guiness book me aa jayega.. Waiting waiting

      3. Raj Bindaas says:

        @Rosy me jo tumhe sikhana chahta tha wo tum khud wa khud sikh gayi mere batane ki jarurat hi nai padi, tumne bilkul sach kaha hasna se jyada bada kaam hai kisiko hasana, isliye me pet bhar bhar k yaha jokes likhta tha taki log use padhe aur khush ho teri tarah nai kehta me bahut lazy hu….. n tum bilkul uski tarah ho hmmm chhodo nahi bataunga, n tumme kafi changes aa gaye hai bolo to proof kar du, aur haa ek aur baat mene tumhe heartless isliye kaha tha ki tumhara heart to tumhare paas hai nahi wo to tumhare bfrnd k paas hoga naa, n tum bahut khush lag rahi ho kya purana wala bfrnd ne divorce de diya kya aur naya bfrnd mil gaya kya he he

      4. Rosy says:

        @bindaas, ab lazy hoon toh hoon. I was just tlng u d truth. N kiski tarah? Last time puch rahi hoon. N 2m toh lazy ni ho na, mere type. So prove it! Well, muje pata hai i v changed a lot.. Fingers crossed.. Hope they r +ve ones. N yup m heartless these days. Purana koi ni tha ths is just d 1 4 me;) tc

      5. Raj Bindaas says:

        @ tum bahut ziddi ho aur sath me adiyal v… kabhi to bolo raj me apne self ko improve karne ki koshis karungi, bt nahi direct bolti ho….. me lazy hu to hu, me pathar dil hu to hu, he he bt mujhe tumhari yahi ada bahut pyari lagti hai dusro k liye kabhi apne aap ko change mat karna, mene ek movie me suni thi jo tumhe badal kar pyar kare wo pyar nai soda kare……….waise ek achi baat batata hu ab tum lazy nai rahi N kiski tarah…….areey baba galti se exitement me muh se nikal gaya tha,.me bata nai sakta kyonki me jhut bolna chahta nahi aur is baar sach bolne ki himmat nai hai so leave it this matter, N ye tum bar2 mujhe dhamkati kyo rahti ho ………..raj last time puch rahi hu ye kya hai hehehehehe mere se sawal puch kar mujhpar meharbai kar rahi ho kya, aur yaar achanak se tumne raj kehna kyo chhod diya sirf bindas devi ji batane ka kasht kare.tcctctcttc

      6. Rosy says:

        @bindaas, well i cal u jst bnds coz main lazy hoon na typng me.. N i tell u last time coz tum kuch batate he ni ho, i keep askng fir v ni. Sorry if u felt bad, did nt mean anythng like that.. N thnx 4 likng me as i m, i dnt hav 2 prove myself 2 any1, except d workplace lol

      7. Raj Bindaas says:

        @Rosy – jhut bol rahi ho tum raj name chhota hai compare than bindaas iski koi aur wajah hai, n i never feel bad y u think so, jis din mujhe kisi ki baat buri lagegi us din me nahi mera comt bolega and yup madam u r right we have 2 proove in work place bt ek place aur v hai jaha hum sab ko proove karna padta hai wo place hai – wedding night :P
        don't mind m jst kidding

      8. Rosy says:

        @bindaas, i dnt call u raj kyunki site pe ek aur raj hai na! N i dnt hav 2 prove myself there, u better start preparing. Lol;)

      9. Raj Bindaas says:

        hahahahahaahaha tum ladkiyo ka IQ to kabhi 0 hota hai to kabhi 100 tumlogo se panga lena bekar hai tumse nahi jeet sakta me, chalo thik hai bindaas hi thik hai sochta hu shadi k baad sabhi wife apne husband ko unke sure name se pukarne lage to kaise lagega ha ha jst like Dabang movie…..pandey ji n how can i start preparing alone…..who will tested and justify seal……. y dont u not give me company hw will ???

      10. Rosy says:

        @raj bindaas, kya likhte ho samj me ni aya.. Dabang k baad ka kch samj ni aya. Na yes i dnt knw abt othr gals bt my IQ is arnd 50. Doesnt fluctuate.

      11. Raj Bindaas says:

        @ Hi rosy – ek baat batana chahta hu tumne pucha nahi fir v batata hu mera sabse fav. song hai – khoya khoya chand rahta hai asman k paas khoye khoye hum v rahte hai is jahan k paas ,me roj sunta hu did u heard dis song? this is album song, from alka yagnik n babul suprio kamal ka song hai kabhi try karna….. m fully confident dat u'll like

      12. Raj Bindaas says:

        @rosy, mera passions khatm ho raha h……bahut ho gaya me tumhe samjha samjhakar thak gaya, mene tumhe kitni bar kaha hai tum sirf ek ya do line me apna comt nai diya karo, mann nai bharta hai fir v tum me koi changes nai aaya mene tumhe apne aap ko nai badalne ko kaha tha iska matlab ye nai kisi ki khushi ki koi value nai, me tumse saaf saaf puch raha hu agar tumhe mujhse baat karne me koi interest nai hai to saaf mana kar do par aise tadpao mat,

        tum ek baar kaho to sahi raj mar jayega par dubara tumhe aur preshan nai karega

      13. Rosy says:

        @raj bindaas, ab jab likhne k liye kuch stuff h he nai, toh kya font bada kar k bada cmnt likhu? Waise wo optn v isnt avlbl here. N i value othrs happiness. N y should i ask u 2 die when i can nt give life 2 any1? Ye marne warne ki baatein na kia karo. Happy holi

      14. Raj Bindaas says:

        @ Rosy, problem ye nai hai ki likhne liye kuch stuff nai hai, prob ye hai ki tumhe mujhse baat karne ka mann nai hai, apna apna najariya hai………………

        Jaise glass me half bhara hua pani rakha hai , koi use kehta hai ki ye glass aadhi bhari huyi hai, to koi kehta hai ki ye glass aadhi khali hai, kabhi meri nazaro se dekho mujhe to tumse baat karne k liye koi topic ki jarurat nai hai, sari raat bina ruke baat kar sakta hu……………..bt tum ladkiyon ki yehi problem hai sab samajhkar v anjaan banne ka dhong karna, he he N Happy holi 2 u aur happy holi pehle kyon nai wish kiya agr pehle wish karti to mere sath itna bada incident to nai hota na abhi abhi me doc k yaha se aa raha hu…………

        HEHEHE EK GYAN KI BAATEIN BATATA HU

        EK LADKI NE GOD SE PUCHA,

        WHAT IS LOVE? GOD NE KAHA ,

        JAO BAAG MAI SE EK PHOOL LE KAR AAYO.

        WO LADKI PHOOL LENE GAYEE, USE EK PHOOL PASAND AAYA,PAR WO JYADA SUNDER PHOOL CHAHTI THI, WO AAGE CHALI GAYE,PAR

        USE KOI BHI PHOOL NAHI MILA.

        WO LADKI WAPAS AAYE,PEHLE WALA PHOOL LENE K LIYE..PAR USE PEHLE WALA PHOLL BHI NAHI MILA,TAB WO BAHUT PACHTAEE.,WO

        GOD KE PAAS DUBARA GAYEE.OR GOD SE PUCHNE LAGI.

        TAB GOD NE BOLA, THIS IS LOVE. JAB PYAR HAMARE PAAS HOTA HAI,TO HUM USKI KADAR NAHI KARTE,OR JAB WO HAMSE DOOR HO JATA HAI,TO USKI KAMI KA EHSAAS HOTA HAI.

        ………………………………..THIS IS LOVE …………………………..

      15. Rosy says:

        @raj bindaas, i dnt knw abt other gals bt main dhong ni karti.. B clear abt that.. Haha u cn talk non-stop, nah! N aaj i heard that khoya khoya sng, it was gud. N i value my love a lot. M nt as bad as u thnk me 2 b. N kya hua 2mko? Doc k pass? Any serious prblm? Tc buddy.

      16. Raj Bindaas says:

        @Rosy, mujhe tumse kuch nai chahiye yaar bs tum khush raho mere liye itna kafi hai, aur meri wish hai ki tumhe real life me bahut pyar karne wala handsome husband mile jst like admin ki tarah he he aur thanx tumne wo song suna bt kaise wo to kafi purana song hai approx 2008 me release hui thi

        aur haa ek aur baat…. bahut serious injury hai direct dil par chot lagi hai, iska koi ilaj ho to batana

      17. Rosy says:

        @raj bindaas, lol whn did i say u want smthng? M happy. He is really vry nice. Thnx 4 ur wish. N i dwnlded tat sng. N treatment hai na, lady doc k pass chale jao :-P

      18. Raj Bindaas says:

        @Rosy , jab sochta hu me tumhe Completely sudhar dunga tab me tumhe preshan karna band kar dunga aur kisi dusre ko pakdunga bt tum sudharne ka naam hi nahi leti fir se LOL likhne lagi arey baba lol ki jagah hahahahah likho to kya prob hai, aur mene tumhe wish kiya tum mujhe wish nhi karogi bad manners, aur mujhe lagta hai tumhara IQ 50 nahi 98 hoga thik se check karana, mene tumhe janbujhkar ye nhi bataya tha ki tum is song ko dwld kar sakti ho, me dekhna chahta tha tum meri baaton ko kitna serious leti ho, ha ek baat aur tumne kabhi bataya nhi tum doctor ho ……..hahahahahaha

      19. Rosy says:

        @raj bnds, thik h hahahahahahahahaha happy? Well lol is a naughty laugh 4 me.. N dwnld kar sakte h ye kise ni pata? N yup main doc banne wali hu, 8 yrs lagenge hehe. Btw u ko hua kya? Lastly, lage raho raj bhai, sayad sudhar jaau ;)

  12. atankwadi says:

    admin bhai rashi ko bhul jao. ek mard hone ke nate ma tumhari tadat samaj raha hu. pehle mere sath bi aisa hota tha. ek ladki thi vo jo bi mangti ma chahe kuch bi karna pade le a kar deta tha. par jab meri bari aayi tab apna ullu seedha karke chalti bani. R. RASHI Bi upar wali meri gf jaisi hogi. RASHI Tum ADMIN frnd frnd kEHTI HO. Admin ne tumse tumhari jaan to nahi maangi sirf nomber hi manga ha aur tum 100 nakhre kar rai ho. Friendship me to jaan bi deke yaar harsh karte ha. Daad deni padegi aisi dosti ki. Kam se kam tum dosti ka nam to mat badnam karo. It is my requast

    1. Admin says:

      Antakwadi bhai :( tune to aaj mere dil ko toch kara hai re… vakiye ladkiya esi hoti hai.. aaj ke baad main kabhi rashii se baat nahi karunga

      Thanks meri aankhein kholne ke liye

      1. @PSYCHOLOGY@Luc says:

        Thandi hawa ke jhoke chalte hai halke – halke ….!

        Aise me dil na toro , wada karoo na kal ke ……!

        Wo v chalne lage hai hamse , tebar badl – badl ke…!

        Jinko sikhaya hamne chalna samval – samval ke….!

        @ bhai yaha pr hr koi to yahi keh raha hai;-

        tune meri maar li …..

        tune meri maar li …..

      2. RV says:

        These women are like virus of internet.
        First they enter men’s lives.
        Then they scan their mind and transfer all his:
        happiness , freedom and bank balance in their names.
        In return what did they download in men’s account.- What?
        Tension. Restlessness. Suffocation. Bickering and children.
        And they delete the smile from men’s faces…
        And leave after hanging their systems.
        And once a man is hanged
        ..he isn’t worthy of female or email.
        That’s why I tell you, as far as possible..
        …stay away from this virus.

  13. @PSYCHOLOGY@Luc says:

    Tere vut ki paida maaru…..!

    yahaa to sb k sb jhagrte hee rehte hai….

    @ admin bhai aise me es site ka naam emotional site padega !

    @ sayad main v ye bkbaas padte padte bor hu !

    @ kuch panktiya aap log ke samne aa rahe hai, pasnd aaye to tahiyaa jarur farmaiyega ……!

  14. Rajendra says:

    Really enjoyable.Real example for unrealistic answers.Thank you

    From Rajendra,Bhubaneswar,odisha

  15. lulu says:

    hallo Rosy !, I am eagerly awaiting what you now want to say for Raj Bindaas ?

    Comments of both of you for each other is very fascinating for me. Thank you both. Thanks to god.

  16. lulu says:

    hallo Rosy !, I am eagerly awaiting what you now want to say for Raj Bindaas ? women are not like virus of internet. Please prove it now. I got to read your comments today on sep 05, 2011.Comments of both of you for each other is very fascinating for me. Thank you both. Thanks to god.

  17. dev singh says:

    karat karat abhyas te jadmati hot sujan rassi aavat jat te sil par padat nishan aapne ye bi kahavat suni hogi esliye bar bar 1 kam ko karne se effect to padta ha bhai patla nahi hoga to mota to ho hi jayega