Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye

Posted on 13 Aug 2009

Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: “Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?”

Johnny: “Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulb”

Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: “Bulb Kyu???”

Johnny: “Bcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai, Main Muh Mein Nahi Loongi“

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14 Responses to "Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye"

  1. bijendra says:
    June 25, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    very nice joke…….

    Reply
  2. murari kumar says:
    June 26, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    NICE ON JISNE BHI LIKHA USE THANKS

    Reply
  3. Chhetri dun says:
    June 27, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    Aajkal ke bache bade sayane

    Reply
  4. Anonymous says:
    July 1, 2010 at 12:46 am

    awesome

    Reply
  5. rahul says:
    July 1, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    maa ka ladla bigad gaya……………….

    Reply
  6. radhe says:
    July 8, 2010 at 5:44 am

    it is a sci & friction technology action have a opposite reaction between heat & electric heat

    Reply
  7. nishi says:
    July 10, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    gd joke…

    Reply
  8. alishba says:
    July 12, 2010 at 4:20 am

    rahul kis ke bare me kaha

    Reply
  9. ms says:
    July 12, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    nishi tum v bulb bujha k he mu me lena

    Reply
  10. Ksingh says:
    July 27, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    Teacher ne b rat ko bulb band kar diya hoga..,

    Reply
  11. yuvi says:
    August 10, 2010 at 11:05 am

    nice one!!

    Reply
  12. VICKY says:
    August 13, 2010 at 6:34 am

    purana ho gya

    Reply
  13. MAMPY says:
    August 19, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    NICE

    Reply
  14. NIL says:
    August 29, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    kitna bhola ladka tha.

    Reply

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