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Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye

Views: 7,417 - Posted on 13 Aug 2009

Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: “Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?”

Johnny: “Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulb”

Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: “Bulb Kyu???”

Johnny: “Bcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai, Main Muh Mein Nahi Loongi“

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