Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: “Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?

Johnny: “Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulb

Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: “Bulb Kyu???”

Johnny: “Bcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai, Main Muh Mein Nahi Loongi

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14 Responses to "Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye"

  1. bijendra says:

    very nice joke…….

  2. murari kumar says:

    NICE ON JISNE BHI LIKHA USE THANKS

  3. Chhetri dun says:

    Aajkal ke bache bade sayane

  4. Anonymous says:

    awesome

  5. rahul says:

    maa ka ladla bigad gaya……………….

  6. radhe says:

    it is a sci & friction technology action have a opposite reaction between heat & electric heat

  7. nishi says:

    gd joke…

  8. alishba says:

    rahul kis ke bare me kaha

  9. ms says:

    nishi tum v bulb bujha k he mu me lena

  10. Ksingh says:

    Teacher ne b rat ko bulb band kar diya hoga..,

  11. yuvi says:

    nice one!!

  12. VICKY says:

    purana ho gya

  13. NIL says:

    kitna bhola ladka tha.

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