Kya Security System Hai
Views: 61,518 - Posted on 29 Apr 2011
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Indian kudio ki gand me vi security system lagi honi chaye fer santa jyse log gand me ungli karne se phale sochenge ki gand me dalu yea chut me(joke aacha hi…kya gaand baja hi…
@ yaar zara dhang se baat kiya kr , tu v india me hee rehta hai !
comment krne ka ye mtlb nahi hota kuch v bol do !
aage teri marzi !!!!!!!!
ekdam sach hein mamu…
Abe he..he… waise uski baat mien dum hai :P
Soory SAKTIMAN }(¤¥¤){
gud boy……….hehehehehe
teh sistem tum ladko me bhi laga hai
hahahahahahah
Ye systen ladki k liye hi sahi kiyo k aunka rape nahi ho sakega
Boring joke koi naya dijiye na,hi divya where r u?
mai to yahi pe hu
Hi divya,I LOVE U
Divya dekh tujhe sachaa aasique mil hi gaya :P ha…ha….
hello matrix…………….. apko fir se muskrana padega,q.k. divya ke diwano ki list hum v hai………… Q divya dear…..heheheheh
Matrix bhai waise front line pe to main hu yaar q divya
hehehehe santa sudharne wala nahi hai…….hehehe
Ek bar snata ek Apradh ke karan adalat me pesh kiya gaya aur uski sunwayi chal rahi thhi.
Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Huyi Thi ?
Santa : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein :P
jay apne ye kyu bala tha ki mujhe kuch samjh mai nhi aata :-(
@ mujhe to bolna nahi chahiye , bt kehna par raha hai !
aree yaar aapko to yaha pyar krne wale v mil gaye !
@ yaar dekhana kahi bandr ke haant me nariyal na par jaye !
@ jay dost apni radha se kb mila rahe ho ?
Santa itne gandi harkath krega to papu ki sadi ka kya hoga., agar ye harkat indian girl ke saath hote to santa 6 inch chota ho jata…ha ha ha….
santa 6 inch chota ho jata
isska kya matlab hua
he….he…..Divya tu ab jyada mat dimaag laga. Is baar usne normally baat ki hai :P
Haha divya k dimag me to 6 inch ki rod ghoomti rahti
Divya…ager santa ko upar se 6 inch chota kar diya jaay to kya hoga..?¿
hi Divya dear…….. santa ke 6' chota hone ki wajh hai Aap jaisi lakion ki bahadari(agar esi harkt apke sath hoti to).
Hey Dosto USA ka visit karte samay usi Shopping Mall me Santa ko apne INDIA ka ek Sardar Dost mil gaya…
Santa : Oye paa ji kya kharidari – woridari ho rahi hai ?
Sardar Santa say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Santa: Apna Lun dey do.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Santa: Far mera Lun dey dey:P
matrix ji namaste, bander wale joke main aapki shanka ko dur karne ke liye kuch likha hai.jarur dekhen.
pyare mohan ji me chiting to krti hu par thodi jyada nai….vese ap v thik ho apni jagah..chalo chhodo aur bataiye kaise hai ap?
i am fine panchhi ji,
dhanywad
Ladki ka aisa konsa part hai jisme ungli dalne pe paani nikalta hai ? Reply frnds
choot…….isme ungli daalne par hi paani niklta hai….
Hey Jessica darling, "Aankh" me ungali pad jaye to pani nikalne lagata hai.
Wase Ch#t me bhi ungali dalne par pani nikalen lagata hai………hehehe
Nose… Kyunki ldkiyan saaf ni krti h dhang se… Chiii….
hi Dear Jessica…………..Tum bh na Yaar…………………… Are ladki ke kisi v part mein ungli dalo 2 paani he niklega (only depend upon U) …….. Samjhe..
He..he…he…
Tune sahi kaha Naresh yaar, sabhi ke comment mien se tera jawaab bilkul sahi tha. Agar kisi ne ye nahi likha hota to ye chiz mien hi likhta. Wo kehte hai na "jaisa sawaal waisa jawaab" :P
thnxs matrix……………….
lgta hai bacha abhi kacha hai..heheheheh
yaar kya chez hai plz. jarur batana
hello Jay……………..Yaar-bst frn. Kyar yaar itna bh nahi jante.??????????????
@ dekh jassica yaha bade bade hathiyar wale ghumte milege so jara soch samjh ke question kiya karo !
@ aage tum samjhdar to jarur hee hogi jo es site pe aayi ho !
@ baby jb teri izzat pe ungli uthenge na to khud he tere aankh se paani aa jayenge !
Depends aap kon se pani nikal wana chahate ho !!!!!!
Anyhow below mentioned are the various parts…
C#00T
Nose
Eyes
My to savi pats se bina ungli dale he pani nekal sakta hu….
bahut achhe,baat 2 thik hai…………………… par kahi galti se naak se paani mat nakelne ki koshish mat karna ,by using mounth. So tk care.???????????????
hehehehehehe…………..nice joke hello frns…….sab kaise ho???????????????????????????
hi………..
ladki:Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo
Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho Larka :Kamini Zaleel I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat
Hey swthrts..m new..wanna be frnd wid all of u..rply me plz..luv u all..mind it..m virgin..hehehe..
@sherlyn: if u r a virgin to online hi ch**t maar le kya tumhari????
hehehe….
@Sherlyn ji aapko ye batane ki jarurat nhi thi yaar ki aap virgin ho (bura laga to sorry)
hi divya ji,kaise hai aap.?????? Somy ko batayen Admin bhai ke bare mein,kyonki vo hamare big B hain.Unhe bura laga hoga.heheheheheh…………………
Divya
Aap single ho ya married
sherlyn yaar address v de deti sath me in sbko ….
Tu address ki baat kar rahi hai aur admin to kab ka khoj mien nikal gaya hai :P ha…ha…ha….
haan abtk to usne khoj v liya hoga usee…
pacnhii mains ari ladkiyo ko khoj sakta hun sivaye tere..
Na tera ko Thikana na tera koi ghar..
mere ate hi tu kyu ho jati hai furrr
o admin ji mera to ghar v hai aur thikana v haii par apka ghar thikana kabhi pata ni chalta yaar!! chalo chhodo ji akhir ho to ap v ek kauva i mean panchhi prajati ke na…
haan panchii ab jaldi se koi Baaz ya cheel dekh ke shadi karva le mere se aur ek ghonsdla banate hai pyar ka
hie,m also new joke aur insabke cmts roj padta hu.maza ata hai.
@ mere samjh se santa ki ungli jitni v andr gayi hogi , utni dur tk to just tym sr jani chahiye thee !
@ tb jake sale ki aadat sudhar jati !
@ hi dost kaise ho aap sb ?
dekh raha hu yaha pr bahut sare naye ya fir naam badal ke chunnu – munnu aaye huye hai !
hi Sherlyn..Hw r u.????????????????? Yahan per sab Frns hi hai. waise tum gl ho ya fir L#n.
@jessica: are ab tum to clr kar do ki tumhare kaun-2 se part me ungli krvane se paani nikalta h….????
:):):):):):)
Sherlyn na sahi par hu gal hi……naam kuch bhi ho…..online krne ki dam hai to kar lo…;-):-P
kya baat hai,bare gusse mein ho….. kya bf se lad kar aa rahi ho ya usne chhorr dia hai.???????? hehehehehehe(kaha se ho)………….
Na..bf se bore ho gyi hu..yahan kafi asha lekar ayi hu…naresh ji me indore se hu..aap?
hello dear sherlyn……….jankr achha laga(indore), Mein 'Punjab'-Sangrur se hoon…………. waise tum bf se bor kyo ho.???????????????????? or jis asha ko tum apne sath lye ho wo mujhe dedo, waise bh tum site pe bor nahi hogi yaha pe sb frns hai, tum dil,gurde,fefre khol full enjoy karo. or main hoom naa.???????
Naresh ji..bilkul aap ho…aur yahan to sbhi ekdam bindas hain…aur baki frnz ko bhi hye..sweet wala..
Oh naresh ihnu keh ungli phda bah assi aape phad leni aa
hi sherlyn……… Boy: can I take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children
how their mom looked in her younger age. so always smile on ur face,ok……………..
@oye raavan sharab buri chij hai yaar…aese to tuje v santa ke jaise din dekhne ki noubat aa jayegi….aur koi bat nahi jaanii jb tie mile tb cment de diyoo,ok.
@hiiii rajesh(p.o) me mast hu yar ap kaise ho??aur kaha the itne din?????
@shubham yes me clg me hu..
@jay pappu se sambhalkr tum hi raha kro kyuki mene suna hai wo gay haii aur uski najar tere par padi hui hai ajkl..baki me to apna khayal khud h rakh sakti hu…
Aur me kya keh ri hu……koi mujhe btayega ye admin.bhai kaun hain..purane jokes me cmnts dekhe..
Somy Shrivastava urf Sherlyn.. dekh mujhe bhai na bula…. baki sab thik hai
sherlyn admin is site ke pita-maha hai…
Ok admin darling……darling to chalega na?
Dal Ling… oye tujhe sharam nahi aati ye kahte hue
Kis baat ki sharm admin ji….suna hai aapke dwar se koi ladki khali haath ni jati..
Haan main unko ek whisper ka packet and condom ka pack de deta hun bechariyo ke kaam hi aa ajta hai
Admin ji..condom dene k liye ni..use krne k liye hota hai..
thanks batane ke liye yaar.
par vo ab kisi ko khali haath bhejna nahi chahta isliye de deta hun.. ab hum thahre shareef bachhe..
O me kya admin ji..kahin aap totle to ni ho..jo darling ko dal ling keh rhe ho..
jo marji kah le par tum gaar hamari site ke purane user hote to pata chalta iska kya matlab hai
Admin ji majak kr ri thi..ab aa gyi hu to taur tareeke bhi smjh jaungi.
O admin ji..sorry ji..me pehchni ni aapko ji..big b ho aap yahan ke……..o ji sorry ji…
To Abhi Darling ka matlab pata chalgaya
O haanji kumar ji..chal gya menu pata darling matlb..aap kahin explain to ni krne wale they?
Sherlyn yaar darling ka matlab janna chahti ho to isi site pe ek joke hai "meaning of darling " search karo or read karo pta lag jaye ga dal ling ka matlab ha ha ha
Arey heartbeat jaan..mujhe darling ka means pta hai…wo to admin ji ki rocking personality dekhkr darling keh diya unhe..
tune mujhe kab dekha :( aur tu hai kon yaar pata to chale
O me kya adminji..dekha ni h to ki ho gya si..mera to sixth sense hi gajab hai..percieve kr liya aapko..
Balle Balle…. kamal di hai tuhadi 6th sense…
sherlyn Dear…….lagta puri tyari ke aaye ho.???????????????????????????????????????? shuru se hi tyar ho(darling=Dal+l#ng)…………….
Ab taiyar to rehna hi padta hai ji..
Haan haan sherlyn sirf chalega hi nahi dorega aur urega bhi he….he…he.. Admin kya yaar larki bhi pata li aur bataya bhi nai :P Aur Rashi ji to phone no. tak hi atke reh gayi :P
Hye matrix ji.
@jay shayad admin ne sbke cment ka replay dene ka kam tume sonpa haii heheh tbhi itna pta haii…chalo koi bat nhi..
2@savita ji dikhayi ni de rahi ajkl?
@hiii psyco mene bhi tume yad kiya..
@hllo kartik ji…namasteyy..
Sala apunch ta to time hi kharab chal rela hai apunch ko koi b yaad nahi kar rela
arre heartbeat ji apko yad karne ki jarurat hi ni padti kyu ki ap to hm sb ke dil me baste hamari dhadkan ban kar…fir aese udaas na raha karo..
hi Dear Panchhi……….kaise ho, ma v hoon yaha pe,kabhi hame v yaad kar lia karo.????????????? apni “Girl friend”ko “mein ”
kese “samjhaon
“Faraz”
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“K “Mohabbat “miss “karne “se “Nhi “Kiss “KARNE’ “se “Barhti “hy
kaun kaun kyakua bol raha hai
Panchii yaar kabhi meri ki daali par bhi aakar baitho. Mien aapke pankh nai nochoonga. Admin ki tarah :P
naresh ji em fine,apni sunao?
@matrix me nahi aaungi teri daali par….usme patte hi nahi hai..
Dear Panchhi…….. agr aap ana chahe to meri daal per aaa skti hai, Pate to kya yahan pe sab kuchh milega, coz main hoon na…………
@ haa rashhi g bs aapne hi yaad kiya !
hie frnz m also new here.tum logo k cmts roj padta hu.maza ata hai
Hello…………..
joke mastiful hai.
good luck to all of u.
piche se de deta
HI frns,kya apko pata hai………………………….. What is the similarity between Dinosaur & An Innocent Girl?
Interesting right?
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Think.
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Dono Ab is Dunya mai Nahi hain heheheheheheh…………….
Kya bat h yar kya practicle bat boli..
HI Friends…
Do u know Why Delhi is a Male City (Maha Nagar) and Mumbai a femnale city ( Maya Nagri) ??
hi Big G admin ji……………………. mere kuch cmts pass nhi ho rahe, plz reply??????????
Naresh ji aapke jo comment pass nahi ho rahe vo mene… jokes sambhal ke rakh liye hai
aur tu punjab se hai.. chal fir to hamara padosi hua yaar
sab ke sab divya ke hi piche pad gaye ho koi aage to pado
thnxs adminji…………….. fir v agr galt likha ho 2 bata dena,reply must.??????????????
HelloooooOOO
My dear all frnds kaise h aap sb yaar kya kisi ne v mujhe miss nhi kiya
Thanx admin bhai for approving my comments.may i knw ur name.
Sb sherlyn k chakar me pade hai wo ladka dosto jo bawakuf bana raha hai
Yes kartik tumne thik kaha. Ek awasiyak suchana jo namard girl bankar iss sait par cammant karte hi my unki m+a(MARNE AA RAHA) hu
janhit me jari….
Kartik ji..me sherlyn hu..aur jahan tak mujge pta h h me ladki hi hu..aap q mera sex change krna chahte ho?
abe he he vo sex change nahi karna chahta.. sex karna chahta hai.. aur ye baat kah ke vo confirm kar raha hai ki tum ladki ho ya ladka
To admin ji apko or sbko bta du..ki me sex ke liye partner dhoondne ni aayi hu is site par..so keep ur invitation 4 urslf kartik.
Sherlyn Ji, sorry agar aapko bat ka bura laga ho to… par yaha ke jo naye users hai na vo site ko non veg jokes ki samajh ke yahi sochte hai ki yaha esi baatein hoti hogi ya kuch esa..
Chalo koi baat nhi ji… agar aap yaha dosti ke liye aaye hai to sabko apna dost samjhna (khaskar Mujhe) heehe.. par meri ek problem hai main mobile numberbada mangta hun
vo kya hai na hath kahi aur busy hote hai so fon pe aram se baat ho jati hai isliye mangta hun hehe
Thnx admin ji…..so frnds nw..no.bhi de dungi..jaan to lu sbko pehle..
Sherlyn plss auro ki jaan le lena par meri nahii.. meri jaan lelogi to fir joke kon dalega hehe
To aap ho non veg ke devta..pranam guru ji..
Hey dear Sherlyn don't mind yaar, Mazak ko aap bura maan gayi. Aapne jish Bindash Andaz se comments diya. yaar mai v confused ho gaya ki Koi New ladki es andaz me comments de hi nahi sakti hai, Apna hi koi old user/frnd apna naam badalkar comments de raha hai, aur aisa kuch frnd karte v hai…….
So yaar plz. gussa mat karo…..
Admin bhai aapne kaha hai k sabki jaan le lo, mere jaan le logi to comments koun dalega…..
wah – wah!!!! aapka accha idea nikala hai, jab koi nahi rahega to Sherlyn ji dengi aur aap dalna (comments):P
Sherlyn ji me aap ka sex change nahi kar raha hoo aur na hi aap se sex karna chahata hoo admin bhai ne jo kaha wo sabe jhuth hai bas thora majak kiya tha kyo ki ladke ladki bankar aur ladki ladke ban kar baat karte hai
Chalo koi ni..its ok kartik..
Hey Admin(sameer)… Pahchana ki nhi. I missed you all friends… Sameer bhai aaliya chocobabe aati hai ab ya nhi. I hope i will find new friends here again…
Acky bhai tu thha kidhar… b ade time baad dikha.. sab alright to hai na
aur nahi vo b nahi dikhi bade time se :(
hahahaha
achchha joke tha yaar padh kar mazaa agyaa
@ sherlyn ji aapki hand writing to kuchh jaani pahchaani see lagtee he.
welcome on this site.
Thanx mausam…par me nayi hu is site par….
Achcha hua Santa ne Gaand nahi mari
hello sabko mera pranam
veny nice
Hi I m sweety nd I m new here.
yaro mujhe bhi kuch sikha do yaar mai in site par naya hu isse usge karna mu7jhe bhi bata do
Ye ekdam chutiye jaisa joke tha…! Zara bhi hansi nahin aayee
to mat hass.. koi bola tujhe hasne ko..