Kyu Hota Hai Ye Bar Bar
Views: 12,643 - Posted on 27 Jan 2012
Life Milti Hai Ek Baar,
Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar,
Pyar Hota Hai Ek Baar,
Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar,
Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
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To Lauda Kyu Khada Hota Hai Baar-Baar.Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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Do You Know Why Girls Don’t Keep Their Cellphones In Shirt Pocket? Because Mobiles Can’t ..- Chalak Ladki Ka Rape Se Bachne Ka Tarika
Ladki Apne Saheli Se Boli: “Agar Main Chalak Na Hoti To Ab Tak Mera 50-60 Bar Rape Ho Chuka Ho ..- Mera Bahut Lamba Hai
Ladka Ladki Se Bolta Hai: “Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo, Mera Bahut Lamba Hai” Ladki Hairani Se: ..- Laughing Ka Opposite Kya Hota Hai?
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bulaya Aur Boli Teacher: “Tumhara Dimag Aajkal Kuch Jyada Hi Sh ..Hindi Version
ज़िन्दगी मिलती है एक बार,
मौत आती है एक बार,
प्यार होता है एक बार,
दिल टूटता है एक बार,
जब सब कुछ होता है एक बार,
.तो लौड़ा क्यों खड़ा होता है बार-बार.
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I DON’T KNOW
Ayesha ji, you know ki louda bar-2 kyu khda hota hai but ap btana nhi chahti.hihihihihi…..
Hahahahahaha. . .hehehehe. . .jab louda khada hota hai baar-baar tab chut v to chudati hai baar-baar :-P
Pyaar Ek Baar Hi Nahi Hota,
Isliye To Lauda Khada Hota Hai Baar-Baar………hehehehe:)
GIRL- Agar me tumhe kuch du to tum mujhse kya mangna chahoge?
BOY- Koshish karna ke mere aankh se nikle hue Aansu ki wajah kabhi tum na bano . Bas aur kuch nhi..
hehehehehehehe baba ye to sochne wali baat hai
@Dear All, Gud ni8 !!
Aaj na jane mujhe Q aisa lag raha hai ki yaha pe mere bahut se karibi dost mujhse door hote ja rahe hai, we ab mujhse baat tak karna pasand nahi kar rahe hai. Mai es time bahut hi tens me hu aur soch raha hu kee mere me koun si aisi khamiya hai jo mujhse mere lovely frnds mujhse door ho rahe hai aur baat v nahi kar rahe hai. Dosto pls. Help me….
Kankad patthar mar do, lekin chup mat raho nahi toh . . . . Aap logo ki khamoshi se DAR Lag raha hai.
santii baate mt kijiye :(
@dear ragini,..aasha krta hun aap acche se hongi..mein aapka cmnt apni friends diary mein note kr raha hoon..aur sirf ek jay ka..sirf do cmnts iss month:)..
gud night friends..
aapke liye kucch..
kucch naa kaho..
kucch bhi naa kaho..
kya kahna hai,
kya sunna hai,
humpko pata hai,
kya??are gudnight khna tha..haha:)
jay jay jay..gudnight!!
Sayad mohalle me 1 hi ladki hogi…
good night frnds
Kitni Be-Kaif Si Reh Jaati Hai Dil Ki Basti
Jab Chup Chap Chhor Jate Hain Toot Kar Chahne Wale
For Rashi ji
her rat me bhi apke pas ujala ho
her koi apko chahnewala ho
waqt gujar jaye uski yado k sahare
koi apko itna pyar karne wala ho
so sweet deleted ji :)
Honton Ki Hansi Ko Na Samajh Haqeeqat-e-
Zindagi….
Mere Dil Mein Uttar key
Dekh Mein Kitna Udaas Hoon..
Ruth kar mujhse..judai ki aag me khub rulaya hai tune mujhe…..
Ae jaan
Bs ek baar zindgi ruthne de meri, Fir dekhta hu, kuon tuje hasane aata hai.
Do you know that…,
1. The pleasure of making
love in the Dark,
is 10 times stronger than
when the lights is
“ON”.
2. Taking Bath 2gether with your partner increases your love by 20 times..
“Promoted By: Ministry Of Electricity & Water Supply Of India..”
“Save Water & Electricity…
Mohabbat ki aazmais, de-2
kar thak gaya hoon
main,
Ae mere khuda
Kismat me koi aisa likh de jo maut tak sath de
Unke dil me humare liye thodi chahat ka hona lazmi tha,
Warna yaad to hume dushman bhi rozana kiya karte hai….
AhahahahahahahahahahahÌHIHIHOhohohohohohohoho …..ab aur naI HAS SAKTA