Ladiyo Ke Liye Sujhav, Baba Saxidas Ji Ka
Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Kahna Hai Ki Ladkiyo Ko Apni Shave Regular Karte Rahna Chahiye
Ab Aap Ladkiya Soch Rahi Hongi Ki Kyu?
Isliye Ki Agar Baal Jyada Badd Jayenge To Unmein Jue Pad Sakti Hai
Ab Agar Jue Padengi To Unka Dil Udhar Khujli Karne Ka Bhi Karega
Khujli To Hath Se Karni Padegi, Aur Jab Udhar Hath Lagega To Maja Bhi Aayega
Aur Jab Maja Aayega To Fir Aur Maja Lene Ka Dil Karega.
Hath Se Jab Dil Bhar Jayega To Fir Koi Boy Friend Banane Ka Dil Karega.
Aur Aage To Aap Ladkiya Sayani Hi Ho.
Isliye Agar Pyaar Vyaar Ke Chakkar Se Bachna Hai To Regular Shave Karti Raha Karo.
Note: Jin Jin Ladkiyo Ne Taazi Shave Kari Hai, Vo Ek Bar Mujhe Check Karne Ka Moka De, Taki Main Bata Saku Ki Sahi Se Ki Hai Ya Nahi :p
Aaj Ke Time Mein Logo Ko Vakeelo Ki Jarurat Padti Rahti Hai, Par Agar Aap Ko Kabhi Pade To Sirf Isi Vakeel Ko Contact Karna - Aisa Vakeel Kahi Nahi MilegaOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Jatt To Jatt Hai, Kabhi Moka Nahi Chhodta
Teen Bahut Najdiki Dost The – Ek Pandit, Ek Baniya Aur Ek Jatt. Teenon Ka Sab Kuch Saath-Saath ..- Sometimes Breakfast Is A Big Pain
Breakfast Is A Big Pain When The Wife Orders The Cook: “Sahab Ke Ande Ubaal Dena” & ..- What’s The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Wife?
Q: What’s The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Wife? A: About 45 Pounds!- Zindagi Ki Do Sabse Kharab Situations
Zindagi Ki Do Sabse Kharab Situation Kaun Si Hai? Garam Beer Aur… Thandi Aurat.- Girlfriend Ke Pyare Haatho Ki Tariff Kaisi Kare?
Pappu Apni Girl Friend Ke Hath Ko Apne Hath Mein Pakad Ke Bolta Hai. Pappu: “Tumhari Soft Ungl ..Hindi Version
बाबा सेक्सिदास जी का कहना है की लडकियों को अपनी शेव रेगुलर करते रहना चाहिए
अब आप लडकिया सोच रही होंगी की क्यों?
इसलिए की अगर बाल ज्यादा बड जायेंगे तो उनमें जुएँ पड़ सकती है
अब अगर जुएँ पड़ेंगी तो उनका दिल उधर खुजली करने का भी करेगा
खुजली तो हाथ से करनी पड़ेगी, और जब उधर हाथ लगेगा तो मजा भी आएगा
और जब मजा आएगा तो फिर और मजा लेने का दिल करेगा.
हाथ से जब दिल भर जायेगा तो फिर कोई बॉय फ्रेंड बनाने का दिल करेगा.
और आगे तो आप लडकिया सायानी ही हो.
इसलिए अगर प्यार व्यार के चक्कर से बचना है तो रेगुलर सेहव करती रहा करो.
नोट: जिन जिन लडकियों ने ताज़ी शेव करी है, वो एक बार मुझे चेक करने का मोका दे, ताकि मैं बता सकू की सही से की है या नहीं
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ye sukar tote udd jayenge ladko ke …….. Lolz
Good one
kitna bakwas sa he jo bhi likha he……very bad………
hehehehe… achha :p buhuhu mene badi mehnat kari aur tumne bakwas likh diya…
aur lagta hai tu ab ye joke pad ke mujhe number hi nahi degi buhuhuhu
hehehehehe… koi na yaara.. tu nai aur sahi..aur nai aur sahi…
Mujhe lagta ha admin bhai sonam ji ne taazi-2 shave kari hogi aur tumara shave check karana kahna use bura laga hoga is liye usne bakwas likh diya. BUT nirash na ho yaar joke is ok
Mr himanshu,yaha faltu ki bate mere naam k 7 add krke mat bolna,nxt tim galti se bhi mujh koi comment mt krna got it……..
Keon Sonam Madam itni chrged up keo hai? Kya kar lengi aap. ZTV ka Hitler Didi jaisi dikhti hai? Shave aur shave n akarne wali baat to aaj kal ek dam sahi hi hai. Ladkiya sabhi karib karib 80-90% to shave karti hi hai, chahe oye Haath ke Pao ke ya pubic hairs niklae. Nahi nikalne se to Jue hoto hi hai, aur usse Khujli bhi hogi. Ye Hum Mardo k bhi hota hai, iss liye hum usse shave karte hai. Waise bhi Ladkiya chahti hai ki Guys shave kare taki BJ ke wakht naak ke andar ghuskar Cheenk naa aaye Ye mere personal experience se keh raha hoon.
baap re baap….baba ji hum sharifo ka kya hoga?
Hallo Deepak…I’m fine. h r u? Dahi bhi to banti hai dudh se..hehehehe..chahe jaise bane…lolz
:o
Kya kahani likhi h …..joke to definately nahi h ….admin ki raat ko tadap jagi to usne kahani likh Di
hahahahahaha…raato ki tadap…hehehehehe
Tu kya tharak sunna chahta tha ……
shukar kar abhi mene aadmi ke topi ka jaruri hona ke upe rkahani nahi likhi. BTW (Bin Topi Wala)
hehehehehehe
hehehehehe…BTW ke sath BJCL(badi juban chhoti lulli).. hehehehe.
hehehehe abe tu bula nahi mere dialogs :p
baba ji ke dialogs bhulne layak hain bi nahi….
Chalta Rahney Do , Silsila Dildari Ka….
Ishq Deen Nahi Ki Mukammal Ho Jaye..
I Know That They R Fine But I Txt & Ask
‘Kia Haal Hai?’:-)
I Know That They Can’t Forget Me But I Say
‘Yar! Bhool Gyay Ho Mujhay’:-(
I Know That They Can’t Finish All Stuff Without Me But I Say
‘Beta Akaelay Akaelay’ :-P
I Know That They’ll Share Everything With Me But I Say
‘Aray Mujhay Bhe Batao Na Yar’:-(
I Know That They R With Me In Every Problem But I Say
‘Any Time Pay Dafa Na Ho Jana’:-P
&
I Know Its Impossible To Live Without Them,But I Say
‘Ayaenda Baat Mat Karna’:-(
Dedicated To All Wonderful Friends Who Make My Life Beautiful:)
Nilesh nahi aaya aaj ??
Admin aaj Kal jay nahi h to tu mujhe jay samjhte raha h kya???
@deleted are agar purane dost ni aye toh kay new friends toh hai na
I Know That They R Fine But I Txt & Ask
‘Kia Haal Hai?’:-)
I Know That They Can’t Forget Me But I Say
‘Yar! Bhool Gyay Ho Mujhay’:-(
I Know That They Can’t Finish All Stuff Without Me But I Say
‘Beta Akaelay Akaelay’ :-P
I Know That They’ll Share Everything With Me But I Say
‘Aray Mujhay Bhe Batao Na Yar’:-(
I Know That They R With Me In Every Problem But I Say
‘Any Time Pay Dafa Na Ho Jana’:-P
&
I Know Its Impossible To Live Without Them,But I Say
‘Ayaenda Baat Mat Karna’:-(
Dedicated To All Wonderful Friends Who Make My Life Beautiful:)