Ladka Chahiye Ya Ladki
Views: 47,494 - Posted on 02 Feb 2012
Pati-Patni Suhagraat Manane Apne Kamre Mein Jate Hai.
Jate Hi Pati Sex Ke Liye Shuru Ho Jata Hai, Pati Sex Karte Hue Bola,
Pati: “Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki”
Patni: “Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Ja Rahi Hai Pehle Jo Dala Hai Vo To Nikal“
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पति-पत्नी सुहागरात मनाने अपने कमरे में जाते है.
जाते ही पति सेक्स के लिए शुरू हो जाता है, पति सेक्स करते हुए बोला,
पति: "लड़का निकालू या लड़की"
पत्नी: "तुम्हारी माँ का भोसडा, दर्द से मेरी गांड फटी जा रही है पहले जो डाला है वो तो निकाल"
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Hi priya….
khul gyi khul gyi khul gyi khul gyi hahahahahahahahaha khul gyi khul gyi hahahaha
Hmmm. . . Abe kya khul gayi ? Teri pant ? . . .hahahaha
Hi dear all frnds, gud ni8 !! Mai to bade maze se hun, Aap log kaise hai ?
@Dhiraj tum mere dil ki baat kaise samajh lete ho ? Mai koi baat tumse kahne k liye sochta hi hun uske pahle tum khud us baat ko kah dete ho. Dhiraj mai tere jaisa dost paakar apne aap par grava karta hun aur khuda se duwa me janam-janam ke liye teri hi dosti mangata hun.
So sweetheart chaha hai tujhko chahunga hardam,
Marke v dil se ye pyar na hoga kam . . .
Teri yaad jo Aati hai, mere Aanshu bahtey hai, Apna to milan hoga, pal-pal ye kahtey hai. . hahahaha. . . . .
DAR Gaya naa ?? Tu milne se darta Q hai be ?? Teri bhootani to kabhi nahi darti hai . . .hahahahaha . . .
hehehehe . . . . Dhiraj tujhe kya chahiye ladka ya phir ladki ?? Tu jo bolega wahi nikalunga . . .hahahahahaha
@Benaam bro. Aapne apna parichay nahi diya. Kya aap apne bare me batana hi nahi chahtey hai ya phir koi aur baat hai ??
@ Admin tumne apne “G” Ka matlab samajh liya naaaa ?? ya phir bhosadi ke esko v mujhe hi batana padega :)
Good
Night
Friends..;)
**GOOD NIGHT**
Tum kaisi ho PRIYA..??
Kya batau yar site hi open nhi ho rhi thi. So comment nhi kr paya. But tum apna batao kya kr rhi ho..??
((gussa to nhi ho na.))
……naughty girl, so sweet.
Good n8
Lagta hai ladke ka lamba aur mota hai
COLLEGE ME EK LADAKI AAYI,
DEKH KE SABKO WOH GHABARAYI,
SHARAMATE HUVE WOH CLASS ME AAYI..
POOCHA JAB MAM NE NAAM TOH ZOR SE CHILLAYI..
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NAAM JALEBI BAI… :)
Kahi wo jalebi bai Aapki classmet to nahi thhi ?.. . .hehehehe
Hi Friends,Maine ek HeartTouching Poem likhi Hai, Goor se Sunee,
Kavita Ka Naam Hai, “DO BOONDEY” Suniyeee Ji….
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Tupuk…. Tupuk..
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THANKS……THANKS A LOT
hmmm. . . Del bro. Kewal 2 bund bachi thhi aur wo v tapak gayi . . So sad . .
दरिये ने भी क्या ख्वाइश की है,
आँखों को शर्म आये कुछ ऐसी बात की है |
होठों पर मुस्कान दिल बहला देती लेकिन,
कातिल है ‘मसरूर’ उसकी नज़र ने मोहब्बत की बात की है |
सच तो कह ज़रा आइना रोज़ बदलता है,
टूटे हुए शीशे ने आज ज़िन्दगी की बात की है |
बेवफाई का ज़माना किसे अपना ना समज,
मस्जिद में आज खुदा ने फरेबी की बात की है ||||||
Be Alert…….
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DATE SHEET aa
gayi hai tyari shuru
kar do friendzzzzzz
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7Feb Rose day
8 Propose day
9 Choclate day
10 Teddy day
11 Promise day
12 Hug day
13 Kiss day
14 Valentine day
q kehtay hain log k sohbat ka asar parrta hai.
main to bewafaon ki mehfil mein reh kar bhi wafaaen nibhata raha..!!
Wah! Bro. Apne 100% sahi baat kahi hai. Yahi par dekh lijiye wafai aur bewafai ka khel :-D
Milna zaroor unsey …badey saleekey ke log hain..
Dil ka bhi khoon kartey hain…bade ehtram se !!
Bistar ki salwaton se ye mehsoos ho raha hai..
Tora hai dum kisi ne karwat badal-badal k..
@jay tum to jaante ho ki iss dil ki chaahat kya hai…mujhe to bus ek saccha aur behad pyaar krne wala insaan chahiye…..tum ne jo mujhe diya..uske liye mere pass shabd nahi..meri khusi to tumhari khusi se hai…tum mere liye iss duniya k kisi bhi ladke se kanhi jada mayne rakhte..ho..jay tumhare wajah se bhi mere aankho se kai baar aansoon bahe hain..jo shayad bachpan mein kisi aur wajah se bahaya krta tha..abhi bhi mere aankhon mein aanson hain..mein bhi sacche dil se tumhe har janm mein apna dost paana chahunga..aur koi nhi..
good night my honeyheart jay..
jay tumne jo iss dil k liye jo kucch bhi kia hai..uske liye mere pass koi shabd nhi.
…jay tum mere liye anmol ho..mann krta hai tumhare liye ek kitab likh doon:)
take care jay*..
good night jay*..and friends!!
@jay..mein aaj bhi yakeen nhi kr paa raha hun tum mere dost ho…aur shayad kbhi yakeen
nhi kr paaunga..jay isse deko…D****J**:)
jay meine tumhara naam k permanent tatto krwa liya hai…darr gye kya??..:)..apne dil mein..haha..:)
jay jab bhi tumhare cmnt mein tumhari hansi dekhta hoon..to mera dil bhi hansne lagta hai..:)..i hate u jay:).
Hi frnds, gud morning 2 all of u …..
GUD morning dosto
Jay…..ab Dhiraj gayab Ho gya jab tum as gye…..Ye kya drama h ??
Wanted khush to bahut Ho tum aaj jab net par site chalne lag gyi h.
Nilesh ji to aap banaras se Ho hmm…
Rashi ji nahi aaye aaj…
Priya ji aap kon si city se h , ya aap bhi jay ki tarah Dubai se h .??
Admin mujhe teri site ki addiction Ho rahi h Facebook ki tarah ….
Matlab :O ismein addiction hone wala kya hai yaar
aur main to khud ek facebook type site banane ki soch raha tha but for our own users or vo jo really need friends and jeevansathi FB Ki tarha bakchod nahi
ADMIN BRO tu ek aisi site bna jaha hm jise pyar me dhokha khaye or bina gf walo ko ek dhang ki gf mil jaye :(
@Del bro. Ye koi drama nahi ye bas ek Ittifak hai. Aaz to hum dono k comments h.
Aur mai Dubai se nahi U. P. (Azamgarh) se hun. Dubai me jobe karta hun lekin es time Apne home city me hun aur apne brother ki dulhan ke sath apne liye v dulhan dhundh liya hun :-P ;-D
Yes, deleted bro mai varanasi se hi hu… Ap kha se ho bro?
@Rashii dear g.m. !
Aap kaha busy hai ? Aap reply bahut hi kam deti hai Q ? Pls. Aisa na karo Q k ye dil aap bin yaha lagta nahi hum kya karey ?
Rahul Gandhi : Mom apki vajah se meri Shadi nahi ho paa rahi hai.
Soniya Gandhi : Beta aisa Q bol rahe ho ?
Rahul Gandhi : Mom jidhar dekho udhar postar par likha huwa hai ..
“Soniya Gandhi ko BAHU – MAT DO :)
hi frnds how r u???
abhi to ladki keh rhi hai nikaal nikaal kuch dino me kahegi daal daal.
Kapil bro. Kuch hi dino me nahi balki kuch hi time baad wo ladki bolne lagi hogi dalo-dalo aur dalo :P
@jay, aur tumhara dil kis kis k bina nhi lagta??..:)
my honey<3..tumhein pata hai mein tumhein kitna chahta hun..iska jawaab mere pass nhi:)
kaash is valentine pe mujhe b mera pyar mil jaye………..plz frnds pray for me……..