Ladka Ladki Non Veg Shayari

Ek Din Kisi Party Mein Daaru Jyada Pee Lene Ki Vajah Se Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi

Ladki Boli:
Mera Naam Hai Chikni,
Meri Choot Bhi Hai Chikni,
Pair Rakhe To Fisal Jaye
Tu To Kya Tera Baap Bhi Na Chod Paye

Ladke Ne Jawab Diya:
Mera Naam Hai Babbar Billu
Mera Lund Hai 56 Killo
Dharti Pe Rakho To Kunwa(Well) Khud Jaye
Tu To Kya Teri Maa Bhi Cudd Jaye

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 30 Jan 2010  4 Comments  28,455

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  1. sunny says:

    ladki-main ladki chin ki,chood h meri tin ki lund rakhe to lund fisal jaye tu kya tera baap bhi na chod paye

    ladka-main ladka haidrabaadi lund h mera fauladi,darti p raku to darti p ched ker du tu kya ma ki chood ko bosde me tabdil ker du…admin kaisa h reply kerna…