Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki?
Views: 49,236 - Posted on 31 May 2012
Pati Ne Suhagrat Pe Patni Se Sex Shuru Kiya Aur Enjoy Karte Hue Bola
Pati: “Darling Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki?”
Patni: “Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Bhenchod Pehle Jo Dala Hai Wo Nikal, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Jaa Rahi Hai“
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पति ने सुहागरात पे पत्नी से सेक्स शुरू किया और एन्जॉय करते हुए बोला
पति: "डार्लिंग लड़का निकालू या लड़की?"
पत्नी: "तुम्हारी मां का भोसदा, भेन्चोद पहले जो डाला है वो निकाल, दर्द से मेरी गांड फटी जा रही है"
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Abe yaaro aaj sirf bharat band ha nonveg site nahi. Coment karo jum kar.
bharat kahe ko band hai :O
buhuhuhu mere pas cable nahi hai sali yahi problem hai ki kaha kya chal raha hai kuch pata nahi chal paata
sahi hai bhai…..
..hansi to aa rahi hai iss joke pe..par agr yeh reality..hai kisi ghar ki…to bhagwaan bhi koi madad nhi kr sakta…
……..ek ladki aati thi issi site pe jiska character iss joke ki patni ki tarah tha…jo bahut ghinauni kism ki ladki thi..uska naam ab tak yaad hai mujhe…woh ladko ko ek tarah se kutte ki tarah treat krti thi…par jab uski mulaqat mujhse hui tab woh sudhar gyi…thi pandit..
…………..ladkio se yehi mera khna hai…ki ladke jaise bhi ho.agar sahi nhi to neglect kro yaa kucch aur raasta dundho..par gaali dena,pitwaana,marwa dena,beizzat krna..kanha tak sahi hai…aur ladko ko bho meri naseehat hai ki iss tarah ki ladkio se door rahein to accha hoga..tum ladke jitna bhaaw doge..saari nhi kucch ladkia saatwe aasmaan pe chale jaaengi…par sabhi ladkia aise nhi hoti…ek aur jaruri baat pyaar krne k liye duniya mein samay nhi..nafrat krne k liye samay log kanha se nikal lete hain….
….inn mahaan ladki aur ladko k liye meri tarf se..jay ho!!
..pati:suhag raat pe pati apni ***** k sath sex krte hue.darling cricket team nikalu yaa batminton team.
..*****:abe benchod chutiye..meine pehle hi bol rakhha hai..mujhe puri ki puri IPL team chahiye..
pati:darling ab kya krun
*****:abe ghode ki aulad nikal jaldi..cooker ki 6 seetiya aa chuki hain..gas band kr aati hun tab ghudsawaari kr dena
…….ohh my god!!
hehehhehehehehehheheheheh
heeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahahahahaha… Gud joke.
Wanted bro welcome back..
Del ji hum apna name self show kiye hai. N socha ki sabhi dost apna real name bta hi chuke hai to hum b bta hi de..
Bhai humane kuch galt to nhi kiya na..
Dipak ji hw r u..??
And dear all frndz.. Kaise hai ap log…??
Admin bro…kya baat h..!!… 1 k baad 1 dhasu joke diye
ja rahe ho…
Bro. Ap se 1 request he…aj 1 mst wala joke..
mehngaai, brastachaar or india ki aam janta k bure haal pr likho….
Ye b apna 1 khas tarika hoga..desh me chal rahi
prblms or in prblms ko peda krne wale neta or afsaro k virodh ka…
I hope ki ap is rqust ko pura krne ki koshish karenge…or dil se karenge….
Ab to hum sb ko mil kr bolna hoga….
‘CHAK DE INDIA..’
jarur… par thoda time do.. agar mast sa banana hai to dimag lagana padega buhuhuhuh
Joke purana n isi site ka hai. Hi frnds. How r u all?
Pta nhi log kaise bhool jate hai teri khudai ko aye khuda..
Mjhse to tera banaya hua ek sakhs bhula nhi jata..
vry nyc…
Kya baat kya baat
Wanted bhai aaisi shayari karke kyo mere dil ke jhakhmo ko khured rahe ho
Hahaha
Lagta hai ladki pahli baar chud rahi thi…….hehehe….
…………GIRLFRIEND KA PYAAR…………..
boyfriend:darling tum kaho to tumhare pyaar k liye chaand taare tod lao…
girlfriend:huh!! agar mujhse itna hi pyaar krte ho to…iss chhat se kood k dikhao tab janu..
boyfriend:darling mein tumhare liye yeh bhi kr sakta hoon..
boyfriend(5vi manjil ki chaat pe chaad k kood jaata hai..aur neeche kood jata hai..)aaaaahhhh!!
girlfriend:(chhat se neeche dekhti hai ,jo khoon se sana hua hota hai)aur khti hai):hahahaha!!hahahaha!!meine isse bada isse bada chutiya ladka apni zindagi mein nhi dekha..pehle wale to isse thode km chutiye the..jinse meine sex ka maza bhi loota aur paise bhi ..hahahahaha!!
98% gf aesi hi hoti hain. Navya kahan ho ?
Tarikh hazaron saal mein bas itni si badli hai,
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.Tab dour tha patthar ka ab log hai patthar ke…
Sahi hai bidu
Thnx baawa….
Great lines
old
hello del ji
Priya hi hello
how r u ???
nic
old joke
repost kiya hai joke yaar
Joke old kahan se h….,nyc joke
Good but old