Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Shayri, Lajawabi

Views: 3,417 - Posted on 12 Jun 2010

Girl 2 Boy..
Hamein To Apno Ne Loota
Ghairoon Mein Kahaan Dum Tha,
Meri Kashti (Boat) Waha Dubi
Jahaan Paani Kam Tha,

Boy 2 Girl…
Tum To Thi Hi Gaandu
Teri Fuddi Mei Kahaan Dam Thaa,
Wahaan Kiyaa Maa Chudaaney Gayi Thi
Jahaan Paani Kam Thaa…

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