Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Shayri, Lajawabi

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Girl 2 Boy..
Hamein To Apno Ne Loota
Ghairoon Mein Kahaan Dum Tha,
Meri Kashti (Boat) Waha Dubi
Jahaan Paani Kam Tha,

Boy 2 Girl…
Tum To Thi Hi Gaandu
Teri Fuddi Mei Kahaan Dam Thaa,
Wahaan Kiyaa Maa Chudaaney Gayi Thi
Jahaan Paani Kam Thaa…

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18 Responses to "Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Shayri, Lajawabi"

1. Rahman says:

   June 15, 2010 at 10:47 pm

   very good comedy

   Reply
2. veer says:

   June 26, 2010 at 9:49 pm

   badhiya yaar

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3. nishi says:

   June 27, 2010 at 5:30 am

   pata nhi rahman tmhe ye joke kaise achi lgi…mujhe to kafi bekaar lgi.

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   • Vicky says:

     September 13, 2010 at 3:37 am

     Hi nishi

     Reply
4. fateh says:

   July 3, 2010 at 5:26 am

   hahahahaha so cool comedy.. sali ladki pani kam tha to lund lene gyi thi…

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5. anuj says:

   July 6, 2010 at 10:52 pm

   nishi apna no. do main tumhe ache joke dunga

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6. Anonymous says:

   July 7, 2010 at 8:06 pm

   harami ke

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7. Chhetri dun says:

   July 9, 2010 at 1:07 pm

   Thik thak tha

   Reply
8. Monty says:

   July 12, 2010 at 10:05 pm

   sab nishi ke piche kyon hoon

   main to aage rahonga

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9. Rohit says:

   July 17, 2010 at 6:57 pm

   Mujhe kuch nahi pata main to uski ma chod raha tha

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10. ankit singh says:

    July 25, 2010 at 12:52 am

    nishi ko achha isleye nahi laga kyoki jahan pani kam tha wahan nishi thai.

    Reply
11. Nagesh says:

    August 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    nishi ko choda ki uski chut me dam tha,

    Oh per ye kya uski chut me pani kam tha.

    Reply
12. Gaurav says:

    August 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Wah.
    Wah

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13. gaurav bansal says:

    September 2, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    wah gandu ladki….!!!

    Reply
14. love is loveable says:

    September 17, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Monti,

    aesha na kar bachche,

    log peeche khada hoke gaar marte hai, aur aage khada hoke marwate hai.

    he!he!he!he!he! (Just Joking)

    Reply
15. madan mohan says:

    September 17, 2011 at 1:10 am

    nishi se mujhe ishq mohabbat ho gayi

    Reply
    • madan mohan says:

      September 17, 2011 at 1:11 am

      nishi tum bhi kuchh bolo na

      Reply
16. haddya says:

    November 8, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    nishi ye log kya kah rahe hai,
    kya ye sach hai,
    mai nahi maanta,

    Reply