Ladki Aur Daulat Ki Lakeer

Views: 3,206 - Posted on 07 May 2010

Ek Ladki Gareebi Ki Halat Se Tang Aa Kar Ek Jyotish Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Ladki: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Naseeb Mein Daulat Ki Lakeer Hai?”

Baba: “Haan Kyu Nahi, Tumhare Pass Dault Ki Do Lakeeries Hai Ek Aage Ek Peeche Jiss Se Chahe Marji Daulat Kamao“

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19 Responses to "Ladki Aur Daulat Ki Lakeer"

  1. 9711344474 says:
    May 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    GOOD JOKE

    Reply
  2. Sukhi says:
    June 1, 2010 at 3:31 am

    acchha hai.

    Reply
  3. Raj Kumar says:
    June 4, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    maassssssssssst hai

    Reply
  4. Ferozepuriya says:
    June 5, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Theek aa 22

    Reply
  5. BAAP says:
    June 12, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    GANDA AADMI, ATLEAST TERE PASS TO EK HAI… TU BHI MIDDLE CLASS TYPE DAULAT KAMAAAA

    Reply
  6. Mögämb&osl says:
    June 21, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Daläl baba

    Reply
  7. nishi says:
    June 24, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    saala… baba ek nmbr ka kamina hai…

    Reply
  8. dick says:
    June 26, 2010 at 1:46 am

    bakwass

    Reply
  9. lenni says:
    July 2, 2010 at 3:12 am

    babaji ki jaiho…..sala khud ke pass toh ek hi hole hai vo bhi kisi kaam ka nahi!!!shameless!!!

    Reply
  10. Monty says:
    July 12, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    leeni tere pass kitne hai

    Reply
  11. sting says:
    July 14, 2010 at 12:48 am

    monty ke pass bhi do hain

    Reply
  12. sandeep says:
    July 14, 2010 at 4:51 am

    ha lenni tere wo bhi h ya nahi

    Reply
  13. rahul says:
    July 15, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    aisa karna tum sare kal hole check karwane aana mere pas….thik hai!

    Reply
  14. Tanveer says:
    July 19, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Nishi kya tumhari lakiren dikhti hain

    Reply
  15. Nitesh says:
    July 22, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Nishi baba thik kah raha h

    Reply
  16. Nagesh says:
    August 2, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    nishi ke pas tisri lakeer hai upar muh me, chauthi boobs me, panchawi aur chhati hatheli me

    Reply
  17. sanjay g says:
    August 20, 2010 at 7:33 am

    nishi tum sayad rich ho tumhe paise ki kami nahi h…likin knowlege hamesha fayde k liye hota h ..kabhi tumhri kisi frd ko paise ki jarrurt ho to usse a tarika bata dena…

    Reply
  18. sunny says:
    August 20, 2010 at 7:35 am

    lenni k pas 2 lakir nahi 2 kuaa h..

    Reply
  19. Mohit says:
    August 28, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    girls on site, uss jyotish ki baat maano aur kamai chalu karo, bohni mujhse karwa lo

    Reply

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