Ladki Aur Doodh Mein Kya Faraq Hai?

Dosto Aaj Se Ek New Character Ab Regular Hamare Jokes Mein Aaya Karega Aur Vo Hai Santa Ki Beti Chinki..

Apni Chinki, Puri Tez Tarar, Intelligent, Masti Wali, Khub Hasne Hasane Wali Hai,

Aap Logo Ki Masti Ke Liye Aaj Se Vo Hamare Jokes Mein Aya Karegi Aur Khub Non Veg Baatein Kiya Karegi.

Par Iska Ye Matlab Na Nikal Lena Ki Vo Chalu Item Hai.. Puri Bat Joke Ke End Mein Samjhaunga..

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College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,

Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.

Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.

Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai

Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai

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Aap Dosto Se Aur Readers Se Yahi Kahna Chahunga Ki Agar Koi Ladki Non Veg Jokes Padti Hai Ya Gandi Baatein Maje Leke Sunti Hai To Vo Galat Nahi Hai.

Bahut Si Ladkiyo Se Mene Personally Pucha Hai, Aur Sab Kahti Hai: They Like Non Veg Jokes Aur Non Veggy Baatein Karna, But It Doesnt Mean Ki Aap Log Hume Call Girls Samjho Ya Esi Ki Jo Sex Ke Liye Tyar Bethi Hai.

Mera Man Na Hai Ki Is Duniya Mein Har Kisi Ko Haq Hai Khub Maje Lene Ka Masti Karne Ka, So Guys In Cheezo Ke Liye Ladkiyo Ko Nicha Mat Samjha Karo.

Aage Aap Bhai Logo Ki Marji..

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  117 Comments

  1. RAKHI says:

    hello ye chinki to badi chaallu nikali aakhir ladkiya kisi se kam nahi hoti hai kisi bhi maamle mai chaahe wo non veg jokes ho ya aur kuch.

    1. Jay says:

      Rakhi ji Aisha mat kahiye kyuki ek cheez hum ladke kar letey hai Aap ladkiya nahi kar sakti hai.

      Jameen par Khada hokar Deewar par Pessab:P

      1. Admin says:

        abe zameen pe khada hoke peshab fir bhi kar sakti hai par hehehe peshab ki dhar se apna naam likhna namumkin hai hehehehe

      2. Admin says:

        par man ladke to ladki ke ander ungli dal ke unhe bhi nacha sakte hai

        kabhi dekha jab kisi ldki ke ander ungli ho aur ladka hila raha hao to ladki kaisi dance karti hai

      3. pankaj says:

        rakhi….jo ladke ladkiyo ki ungliyo pe nache…..wo ladke nahi ch***tiya hote hai……kyuki jitni zrurat ldko ko ldkiyo ki hai usse zyaada zrurt ladkiyo ko ladko ki hai…..yakin nahi to apne dil-do se puuch lo….hehe

      4. Admin says:

        hehehehe ye tu kah raha hai be…. salo sanjna wala case bhul gaye lagte ho tum heheheheheehe jisne tum sabka ek din mein chutiya kaata hahahhahaah

      5. Jay says:

        Wah !!!!!! Admin bhai tera to koi jawab hi nahi…..Kya jabardast jawab mara hai….hehehe….maza aa gaya.

      6. Admin says:

        hehehehehe aisa hi hai …. kyunki ek ladki se isi bat pe 1000 rs ki sharat jeeti thhi ;)

        boli ki esa koi kam hai jo ladke kar sake hum na kar sake.. mene kaha ek simple sa roj marra ka ek kam hai jo tum nahi kar sakti.. to mene bola khade hoke peshab

        par sali boli ki hum kar sakti hai kya hua jyada se jyada tange geeli ho jayengi na…… tab mene usko ye jawab diya tha aur hehehehehe boli ki vakiye hi ye nahi kiya ja sakta…

      7. N.khan says:

        hehehe rakhi mat lo admin se panga wese admin mene dekha h ladki ke andar ungli dalte huwe dekhne me itnaaa maza ata h to ungli dalne me kitna maza ata hoga kya dance karti h ladkiya sexy.hehehe

      8. Raj Bindaas says:

        abe bhosdi k admin tum ye ungaliyo ki baate na kiya kar mera mann pura imagination karne lagta hai, aur tujhe kya h be sale khud k paas to bahut sare contact hai kisi ko ungali kar k kaam chala lega kabhi hum garibo k bare me socha h, kaha jau ungali karne………… bewajah mera malayi nikal dia

        sabse maje ki baat ye hai ki hehehe hum sb to thik hai kahin se apna kaam chala lenge bt socho agar jay ko ungali karne ka moka milega to kise karega ab btane ki jarurat nai kise karega is site k sabhi users use jante hai bt soch jab jay ungali karega to us time kya situation hoga :)

      9. Jay says:

        Abe Salo bhosari ke tum dono ko nahi maloom hai ki Jay Tum dono ki Gand me Jab Ungali karta hai to kaisha lagta hai. Aur tum sab Kaise uchaltey ho aur mai kitana khush hota hun………..hehehe

      10. Raj Bindaas says:

        admin jay ki baat bura na manna soch agr jay na hota to hum dono ka kya hota, is that clear yaar hum dono hi to hai smart,handsome,honhar, aur hehehe gaandu ki aatma ko shanti dene wala mujhe to sochkar hi mujhe to jay ki absence se darr lagta hai…. apni khariyat chahiye to jay ko thanx bolo…………………. mujhe meri izzat bahut pyari hai me to chala thanx bolne

        Jay bhaiya – thank u so much yaar! hamari ijjat luteri dhiraj se bachane k liye

      1. pankaj says:

        kyuki aapne admin ko I L U hai commnt me….dekho admin bada shrmila ladka hai….usse aisi baate sabke saamne nahi kiya karo……hehehe phone pe kiya karo……hahahahaha

    2. Pintu says:

      Chinki is just like u Rakhi,

      Suna hai k tum Dubai jane wali ho, to suno…

      Santa-dost, Dubai mai sab kuch free hai, shoping, taxi, aur sex bhi free hai.

      Banta- yaar, lekin ye to bata, tu Dubai kab jake aaya?

      Santa- mai nai dost, meri biwi Dubai gayi thi, usi ne bataya,

      So be careful, ok

      1. RAKHI says:

        thank u pintu ji fr ur info bt dubai is very secure place fr gals bas ek prob hai wahaan paani bahot garm aata hai to nahaane se pehle dus baar sochna padta hai , chaai banaane k liye paani garm karne ki bhi jarurat nai hoti bas yahi ek bado prob hai baaki itis good country bye

  2. N.khan says:

    Nice joke.hehehe admin kya baat ki h aaj tune maza agya but ladki ke bina ladko ki jindagi(life)aduri h.

  3. Jay says:

    Hehehehe ..Wah ! rey Chinki tera v jawab nahi……teri Akalmandi ki to DAAD deni hi apdegai……..tera jawab sunkar to maza aa gaya.

  4. pankaj says:

    abe saalo . m 2 din ke baahr kyaa chala gaya……tumne mujhe aids karwa diyaaaa hehehe
    yaaaar 23rd july ko mera bhi birthday tha….. isiliye 2 din nahi aa saka……aur mere jaate hi saale admin tune meri pole kholni shuru kar di……..abe ye nahi bataaya wo ladki kon thi……..hehehe sanjna…………..yaaarooooooo sex ke maamle me kisi per bharosa nahi karta…..ch***t kyaa….m g**nd bhi condom se maarta hu…..hehehe

      1. Jay says:

        hmmmmm Agar wo Ladki Sanjna thhi , tab to usne Apne Dr. Kumar ki to jabardast maar rakhi hai…… Becharey muh chupaye phir rahe hai.

        Unke sath kya huwa hai mai aap dosto ko unki story bata raha hun………………

      2. Jay says:

        Bhosari ke Jiska Achha dekha GAND me Ghused leta hai aur Puchne par kahta hai ki Achha laga rakh liya:P

  5. Jay says:

    Admin bhai tumne to mere dil ki baat kah diya. Mai bhi aaj kuch aishi hi baat apne nonvegi dosto se kahne wala thha ki dosto agar koi (Ladki ya Ladka) nonveg baat kar raha hai to uska matlab ye nahi ki wo Galat Nature/ character ka hai.

    4 Example: Yaha par jaisi Nonvegi baat Aap/Hum kar letey hai ya ek-dusarey ki Baat sun lete hai, kya sachmuch me waisha hi Aapka/Humra Nature/Character hai ?? ?????????????

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      ha character to humlogo ka aisa hi hai …………….. bt ye baat alag hai duniya wale is baat se anjaan hai

  6. Divya says:

    Hi frnds aap sab kaise ho

    Admin ji kya aap mujhse such mai baat nhi karoge?

    pintu ji mai sirf 10/12 din se hi rply nhi kr rhi hu

  7. RAKHI says:

    raat ki chandni ne ddedar na kiya,mere dil pe kine aitbaar na kiya,humein bhi un se muhhabbat hui jinhone humse kabhi pyar na kiya.

  8. RAKHI says:

    few line said by a heart broken boy to god" aye khuda kabhi ishq na karna nai to khoob pachtaayega , hum to mar k tere paas chale aate hai tu mar k kahaan jaayega"

  9. Rashii says:

    Ye rating kya hai humne click kiya toh 2 vote ho gaye, humne toh aise hi click kiya tha, kis k liye vote hain yeh

  10. Rashii says:

    Admin ji thank God w2h per ab kum jana padega, sry bol bol ker to apke frnds ne hume pta nhi kya kya name de diye, or hum jaan letey nhi balki jaan detey hain

    Jay dear hum chale kya gaye thae aap humara naam tak bhul gaye rashhi nhi Rashii, n thnx jay dear

    bheemrajjat ji hmm humara birthday chaliye humne us din bhi aapna birth celebrate kar liya waise humara bday March me aata hain

    dhiraj ji cmts ki diary nice

    tc all frnds

    1. Admin says:

      Madam Ji aapko yad ho mene pahle din hi bol diya tha ki.. mujhe aapse koi narajgi nahi hai…. tum apni jagha thik thi aur main apni jagha

    2. Jay says:

      @ Rashii dear, Aapne kya sath chora, Humara sath humare Dil aur Dimag dono ne bhi chor diya thha, tabhi to hum kya bol rahe thhe aur kya likh rahe thhe humko kuch hosh nahi rahta thha. Aapko kya maloom keeeeeeeeee___________

      Aapki Dosti hamein kis kadar pyaari hai,

      Jiss tarah bin pani ke machli bechari hai,

      Ab aur kuch khawish nahi hai,

      Bus Aap Dosti ka Haath Kabhi mat chorna,

      Yahi Aap se guzarish hai………….tc

  11. Samir says:

    Panchhy

    kyun na m tumhe petu bolu,tum bachon ko lekr mayke chli gayi,aur khub pet fula fula k khayi aur moti v ho gyi AUR m nonvegpur m bhukha mr rha hu,aur meri 1 gf v thi ous v tumne admn s chugli kr nonvegpur s bahar fekba di,

    kitna drd hota h mujhe jb tm ye sb hrkt krti ho,,huhuhuhuhuhuhu

    ab mai v TILU,,PILU ko lekr nonvegpur chhor dunga,huhuhuhuhu tb tm khub pet fula fula k khaiyo

    huhuhuhu

    JPR

    1. panchhi says:

      to tu chala ja mayke aur pet fula fula k khana fir aur mene kiski chugli ki vo b admin se haan?ulta h sbke samne meri chugli krta rehta h

      1. panchhi says:

        aur jay tu pls fir kbi samir se ye mt kehnj k tilu pilu k pichhe teri mehnat h vo indirectly muj pr h lgta h aur muje bilkul achha ni lgta

      2. Jay says:

        Panchhi meri samajh me ye baat nahi aayi ki meri ye baat ki tillu pillu meri mehnat ke Nateeje hai, kyu tumko Acchi nahi lagti hai, kyuki ye sab baatey to mazak me hum ek dusarey ko kahtey hai.

        Panchhi kya sach me Tillu Pillu tere bacche hai aur Tu Samir ki wife hai. Yadi ye sach hai to yaar sorry mai phir aisha kabhi nahi kahunga. Aur yadi aisa nahi hai to yaar jab tumko wife ban na aur Tillu Pillu ki Maa ban na bura nahi laga to phir meri ye baat tumko kyu buri lagi ????

        Sorry meri ye baat tumko bahut buri lag rahi hogi, Lekin maine jo baat kaha hai us baat ko sochna aur jawab jarur dena …Kyuki ho sakta hai ki jis baat se tumko bura lagta hai us point par mera mind nahi pahuch paa raha ho….

      3. Samir says:

        Hmmmmm

        bacha jay,real m wo cmnt bure the, m ye bat pahle hi bolne wala tha,ki yar tu mujh p gande cmnt kr, bt tu tilu pilu k bahane indirectly panchhy ko add mt kr,agr tu krna hi chahta h alg s panchhy pr gande cmnt kr,,

        aur yar rhi bat bure lgne ki to yar mujhe v bahut bure lge the,,,aur yar m is syt p panchhy k karan hi hu,warna m kb ka syt chhor diya hota aur yar kuchh hi din syt p hu,

        km se km thori bahut to msti to krne de,,jb chla jaounga to tu khub baith k panchhy p cmnt karte rahiyo

        JPR

      4. panchhi says:

        muje nhi pta teri baat muje buri kyu lgi n mere koi bache ya pati nhi h me b use majak me h leti ht …. me janti hu tum dono majak h kr rhe the …aur me is bat ko itni dil pr ni lagayi h bs achhi nhi lgi to keh di …tume itna sorry bolne ki koi jarur ni h …muje achhi ni lgi to mene bol diya agr bat badh jaye aur fir me ultasidha kuch v bol deti hu aur jaghda ho jata h isiliye mene tmhe mana kiya….tme bura lga ho to i m sorry ;)

      5. Raj Bindaas says:

        abe samir kya kaha tu sirf yaha panchhi k liye hai…….. aur hum kuch nai mayne rakhte h tere liye sale tu dosti k layak nai, mujhse bar bar dost choose karne me galti kyu ho jati h yaar :( :(

      6. Admin says:

        tabi bola ki sale mujhe apna number de de hehehehehe fir Park mein chalenge donoi bhai hehehe

  12. annu says:

    han pahle to ladkiyan ladkon k neeche rahti thi par ab jyadatar uper hi rahti hain …….. hai na…..

    1. pankaj says:

      annu ji……tarbuja…..chaku ke uper ho yaa neche….kya fark padta hai……katna to tarbuje ne hi hai……hehe

    1. Admin says:

      Kyunki ajuba bhai.. vo jokes mein nayi site pe dalne ko hai ek do din mein so wait karne ka

    2. Pintu says:

      >AJUBA<
      what a name yaar,
      Tera naam sun kar muze ek joke yaad gaya, lo suno…
      Santa(b4 marrige)-chalo sex karte hai.
      Preeto-na baba na mai pregnet ho gai to?
      Santa-mai condom pahen ke karunga aur pani bahar chodunga na aur baad mai tum i-pill bhi kha lena, to pregnet nai hogi.
      Preeto- na baba na, phir b mai pregnent ho gayi to?
      Santa- to phir hum un bachhe ka naam AJUBA rakhenge.
      Its joke dear, take it easy.

  13. bheemrajjat says:

    jay admin samir and raaj bindas brother

    arz kiya hai

    akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara lagta

    hai pyara ek ek taara un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara

    jo is waqt padh raha hai sms hamara.

    agar hum na hote to gazal kaun kehta

    aapke chehare ko kamal kaun kahata

    yato karisma haimohabbat ka

    warna patthar ki divar ko

    taj mahal

    kaun kahata.

    1. Jay says:

      Wah! Bheemraj ji kya laajwab aapne shayri kahi hai___________

      yae to karihsma hai mohabbat ka, warna patthar ki diwaar ko

      Taj mahal kaun kahata.

  14. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Chinki…….Badi Ho Gayi Hai.

    Khamosh Guzarti Ho

    Aangan Se Naqabo Mein

    Hauley Se Chupa Deti Ho

    Muunh Apna Kitaabo Mein.

    Kangan Ko Karo Gi Chup

    Payal Bhi Utaro Gi

    Dhadkan Ka Krogi Kya?

    Aahat To Wohii Hogi.

    Hai Pyar Hume Tum Se

    Humraaz Farishte Hain.

    Pehchaan le Laakho Mein

    Ye Rooh k Rishtey Hain.

  15. Samir says:

    ——–BHOSRI KE,,BHOSRI KE——–

    kaise kaise the mere arman bhosri ke

    fir jb m aaounga to khara karunga 1 bada tufan bhosri k

    jay ka gand mere s chud chud k ho gya h dhanban bhosri k,

    fir v ouse sataye aatm samman bhosri k,

    lekin ye na socha ouske gand ka ho gya h bada nam bhosri k

    ye bat sun k dhiraj ka gand ho gya h bada paresan bhosri ke

    tum kya sun rhe ho lga k dhyan bbhosri ke

    jo sune wo gadhe ki gand bhosri ke

    to yaron batao kin kin logon ko lga h mera sayri mahan bhosri ke

    jo na btaye ouske gand m khol dunga BIG BAZAR jaisa dukan BHOSRI KE

    yar admn ish sayri p mujhe vot chahiye to chahiye

    JPR

    1. Jay says:

      ******** BHOSARI KE TERA JAWAB HAI ***************

      Abey Gandu Smair tu kya Toffan khada karega BHOSARI ke,

      Mutth mar-mar ke Machali ke kantey jaisa Lund kar liya BHOSARI ke.

      Apne hi Land se apni hi Gand mara karta hai tu BHOSARI ke.

      Aur bada Khush hota hai ki Dusarey ki GAND mar raha hun BHOSARI ke.

      Apni hi Gand mar ke, Apni hi Gand phaar ke, GANd ka expert banta hai BHOSARI ke.

      Ek Khara Lund Ki Qeemat Tum Kya Janega BHOSARI ke,

      Agar Land me Takat hoti to Aaj Akela na hota BHOSARI ke

      Tillu & Pillu ka Baap banta hai, Jabki wo meri Mehnat ke Neteeje h BHOSARI ke,

      Lund ki Keemat kya hoti hai mai tujhko Aaj Batata hun BHOSARI ke.

      Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai EK khara Lund BHOSARI ke

      Har Suhagan Ki Choot Ka Taj Hota Hai EK khara Lund BHOSARI ke

      Har Randi K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai EK khara Lund BHOSARI ke

      Aur Tum Jaise Ganduo‘n Ki gaand Phaar Deta Hai EK khara Lund BHOSARI ke.

  16. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Bro..Ye Kya Ho Gaya? Mera QuickHeal Antivirus Iss Wensites Ko Khulne Hi Nhi De Raha. Usko Disable Kiya To Khula. Pahle To Aisa Nahi Hota Tha. Something Wrong Bro?

  17. Samir says:

    Yar admn

    tera jok mst h yar aur ye bat shi h k girls b apni sahelyon k sath bada h nonveg nonveg baten kr k mja krti hain,,AUR jb larko ko pta chlta h aisi girls k bare m to ouske njr m ye gandi njr aati,,,bt its wrong,,

    yar sbko aajadi h 1 limitesan tk masti krna ka

    JPR

  18. Dhiraj(..Bhatakti aa says:

    yanha jo bhi ladki jokes padne aae woh….sanskari honi chahiye….aur jo bhi ladke jokes padne aae woh samajhdar hone chahiye…thik kaha naa????

  19. Jay says:

    @ Dhiraj, Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay hai merey ;;;DOST;;;

    Log kehne lage hain k, tumhari ankhon me mera aks nazar aata hay…. I Miss U

    1. Pintu says:

      Jay, tera aur Dhiraj ka pyaar dekh kar maine kuchh line likhi hai…

      Jay mere bhai,

      Agaq tere haath aasman tak jate,

      Agar tere haath aasman tak jate,

      To

      To

      Tu chaand sitare to kya cheej hai

      Tu to Dhiraj ke liye

      Pario ki Bra or Panty bhi le aata.

      Maine sahi bola na Dhiraj?

  20. Dhiraj(..Bhatakti aa says:

    @jay,..chalo hum dono milkar ek aisi raat bitae jo itihass k panne mein darj ho jae….tum mujhme sama jao mein tumme……aur hum dono mil ke itna pyaar kare ki…pyaar bhi dekh k bole wah!! isse kahtein hain pyaar….hum dono milkar aisa pyaar karenge ki mausam ko bhi josh aa jaega aur dharti par toofan sunami aa jaegi..he he!…love u miss u kiss u..ha ha he he.

    1. Jay says:

      @ Dhiraj yaar,

      Kaanch ke tukdo pe chala nahi karte,

      Dil ki baat Aise Khuleyaam kaha nahi karte,

      Yaha par kuch Bhosari ke jalte hai hamari dosti dekhkar,

      Kyun ke hum jaise dost har ek ko mila nai karte……..tc dear

  21. Naved says:

    Yaar ye ladkiya na ladko se km nhi h

    3 ladkiya batein kr rhi thi

    1st boli,"meri chut itni hot h ki press(iron) kr lo,

    2nd boli,"meri itni hot h ki chai(tea) bna lo,

    Fir kya tha 3rd boli,"meri chut itni hot h gand me Bhunta dalo aur chut se Popkorn le lo.

    1. Jaat the great says:

      Hello Naved how r u acha ye batao ke ye kya hai

      kya ye joke hai agar hai to fir hum huste hai agar nahee hai to fir aisee baat kyo display kee

  22. Dhiraj(matlab Jay) says:

    @jay….u r my heartbeat m ur heartbeat..u lives in me ..i lives in u…ur is mine and mine is urs…so we are two bodies nd 1 soul.

  23. RAKHI says:

    hello frendz hw r u ? mr N KHAN ji mujhe yaad hai wo waada lekin wo kya hai mai illegal kaam kar k ander nahi hona chahti agar mai ander ho gayi to koi mujhe baahar nikaal ne nahi aayega aur mai jail mai hi budhhi ho jaaungi phir mere pati ka kya hoga? muje jawaab do fir mai apna waada poora karti hoon ok bye

    1. N.khan says:

      i'm fine Rakhi tumna paagal ho visa passport se usse india laogi to tum jail kese jaogi mene tume ladki ko kidnep karke lane ko nahi bola h…rakhi tumne shayad yahi bola tha ki dubai se kuch lana ho to boldo so mene boldiya to aap bahane banane lagi ho koi baat nahi mat lana bt ek khubsurat ladki ka fhoto lekar ana thik h.bye

    2. Samir says:

      Meri lajbanti rakhi

      mai hu na,m tumhe apni joru banaouga,,tu ghabrayyo mt,

      aur yar mere pas 2 ticket hain,,,JISM,,,movi ka jis m tere jaisi mst bipasa basu aur mere jaisa hot,hot,hot jon ibrahim h,

      aur yar ticket balkony ka h,,phir hm dono khib msti krenge

      kyu kya khyal h,,,chalna h na,,

      JPR

      1. RAKHI says:

        haan dear samir mai aap k saath jaroor chalungi lekin aap k risk par agr maire pati ne dekh liya to aage kya hoga yeh aap ki jimmedari hai my dear ok. kehna to nahi chaahti bt kehna padta hai bye and take care

  24. bheemrajjat says:

    rashii didi

    jiye hue lamho ko

    zindgi kahte hai

    jo dil ko sukun de

    use khuse kahuen hai

    jiske hone ki khusi se zidgi mile aise risto ko

    hum dosti kahte hai

    thanks rashii site pr vapis aane ke liya i am very happy.or rhee brathday ki bat to vo to aap se bat krne ke liya bola tha

  25. Pintu says:

    Good joke,

    Dosto, ye ladkiya bahut hoshiyaar hoti hai,

    Ladki unka 35rs./ltr ka doodh pila pila ke hum Ladko ka 350rs./kg wala ghee nikal leti hai.

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      abe chutiya pintu tere ko akal ukal hai ki nai……… kyu market me ladko ki value gira rha hai aur me ek baat se hairan hu tera ye cmt admin k nazar se kaise bach gya lagta hai us time wo muthmar rha hoga warna wo sabse badhiya jawab deta, chalo me hi de deta hu

      pintu – tujhe pta v hai hum ladko ka ghee (semen) kitna costly hai aur uski ek boond me kitne sukranu hote hai, to soch pure 1 kg kitne din me taiyar hote hai aur tu iska rate laga rha hai sirf 350/kg gadha kahika, chal sry bol

      1. Admin says:

        bhai kahe ku gussa karne ka…. baat ko samjhne ka

        usne apne semen ki baat ki hogi re…. ab bole to uska genuine nahi hone ka na… kahe ku matha fodi karta hai…

      2. Pintu says:

        Na Raj bro. Na,
        Mera cmt aprove karte time Admin muth nai mar raha hoga lekin jaroor voh teri mar raha hoga.
        Rahi baat semen ki,
        Jab tuze pata hai k semen ki cost kya hai to kyu roj roj din me tin tin time muth mar mar ke khud ka semen waste kar raha hai? Aur Admin se mara mara ke uska semen b tu waste kar raha hai,
        Bro. Semen is priceless
        Uski price depend karti hai k toh kisni vagina mai girti hai aur us se kis ka birth hota hai.
        Aur tune muze gadha bola i don't mind it, dosti me itna to chalta hai, lekin mere dost tu janta to hai na k gadhe ka penis kitna lamba or mota hota hai, so beware, kisi ko gadhe bolne se pahele 10 bar socho phir bolo agar usne pura daal diya to kya hoga?

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      hmm to pintu ji aap bade ho gye ho, mene to sirf semen ki baat ki thi aur tu mere gand tak pahuch gya hehehe bahut ache beta bahut ache chalo koi to mila mera time paas karne wala ab tune saap k puch par pair rakh hi diya h to bina saap ka sir kuchle bhagna nai warna ye saap tujhe jeene nai dega.

      ha to kya bolraha tha tu gadha ka penis kitna lamba hota hai mujhe nai malum tujhe achi tarah pta hoga kyonki wahi chuskar tu bada hua hai, aur rahi baat gadhe se gaand marwane ki baat to aajkal gay ka jamana hai ho sakta hai koi gadha ka tujhpar buri nazar ho aur usne hehe tere ko khopche me le liya ho ……… tere sath ye sb bita h esliye tu achi tarahi janta tha bt tune acha kiya mujhe ye sb bta kar ab se me kisi ko gadha bolne se pehle 10 bar jarur sochunga, sry yaar meri wajah se tujhe tera past yaad aa gya

  26. RAKHI says:

    SAMIR ji aap rote hua bilkul achhe nai lagte .chalo ab apni naak poncho aur haan aap panchy ji k liye ro rahe ho to phir aap dusri ladkiyo ko prpose kyu karte ho kaheen ye aansoo magarmuchh waale to nahi heheheheh bye

      1. RAKHI says:

        us khuda ne hume sab kuch sikha diya khushi dena aur gum lena sikha diya par samir is g8 ki usne to magarmucc ko rona sikha diya .ye tumne kya kiya.

    1. N.khan says:

      samir ne to magarmuch ko rulana sikaya aur sath me ladki ko patana bhi.dekh kese roke ladki pataya karta h sala nautanky.

  27. pankajiit says:

    admin bhai karte kya ho yar tum, aur jai, pintu, pankaj, dhiraj sare frends n all regular visitors ki chemistry dekh kar maja aa jata hai is site par aane ka,lage raho all……

  28. mahesh varma says:

    yar aap shayad muje mail bhejoge par mera password hi gum ho gaya hai is liye mai to padh nahi paunga hai na

  29. jijaji says:

    Rakhi ji hum ladke wo kar sakte hai jo ladkia nai kar sakti socho kya?????????…….wo ye LADKIO KO APNE LUND PE NACHANA