Ladki Aur Uska Jasusi Idea
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ha ha ha ha ha ha penty thi ya kuch or saala 35 logoki jindgi khatam ,par ek baat or usmr raavan ka bhi naam tha ,jisko kutte ne kata tha. ha ha ha ha
Anshul bhai heheeh vese aadmi to total 26 thhhe par baki ke 9 sir ravan ke thhe na hehehe
kya baat hei admin bhai
un 35 mei se koi apni site ka to nahi tha
main to ese kam karta hi nahi hu
kya aaj mei hi 1st hu
hahahah…..heheheh……….
bahut hi accha jokes hai. mujhko to abhi bhi hanshi aa rahi hai heheheheh
very good
saali call girl hogi wo jasusi ka shauk chada hai…..
ye ladkiya apne aap ko jitna samajhdar samjti hain utna hi bewkuf hoti hain…….
RASHI dear tumne pucha ki me aajkal chup kyu hu???to tume bata du muje ADMIN ne mana kiya hai faltu bolne ke liye…tum usko bata do ki ye rok na lagaye..fir me dobara chalu ho jaunga…..
PANCHI darling mera interview b lo na…par agar tumari panty gum ho jaye to tum kutte ko mat bhejna…kahi wo mera,,,……….
hehehe kapil vo tere ko kutta bana ke bhej degi.. khush
chalo mera nahi kata
Ha ha haa..a! Ladki badi.. Sexperianced thi..
I am 1st viewer this joke
c h u t have bad smell
hahaha……..Ladko ki to g**d hi patt gyi.
ha ha ha very funny
hahahahaha agar ladki kutte ka shugati to kya hota
hehehehe abey heheheh sukar hai choot sunghai hehehe gand nahi wrna kutta mera bhi lund kat leta
@Imran, wow yaar tumne to meri dil ki baat chin li ab me
kya comt karu
hi admin ji n all frnds hru . Kaha chupa rkha hai adminji sbko kisi ke coment hi nahi dikh rahe …… Hi rashiiji mai bhi bahut kosis kar chuka hu way2heart pe jane ki par lagta hai mujhe bhi apne pc se hi online hona padega……..panchhiji maine apse pucha tha ki aap kya karte ho jiska apne javab nahi diya ______hi dhiraj ji mai fabebk par apko nahi find kar pa raha par profile photo mat del karna ok mai fir try karunga
Mujhe jok smjh mai ni aya usne 35 logo ka l*Nd ku kat liya.
Qki sheela darling wo un 35 lund ka swad le chuki thi
isliye wo kutta chut sunghkar un logo ka lund kaat liya tha. Tum
bhi ek bar try kar k dekho na maza aayega. He-he-he
@Sheela tum bhi Kutte Ko Apni Sunghayo. phir jok samajh me aa jayega hehehehe
maja aa gaya
Mast joke
sheela tu jadya mat soch
Hello mere shone shone frnds kaise ho?
Dekho admin ji aj sbse pehle ap k bare me likh rahi hu, kaise ho ap? Ab khush b ho jao hehe
thanx dhiraj ji mere bare me itni achi baate bolne k liye, ap khud bahut ache ho isliye sbko acha bolte ho u r so sweet apna dhyan rakhna
kapil ji agar admin ji ne apko mna kiya hai to kh soch samjhker he mna kiya hoga. Kaise ho ap?
Anshul ji hru? Itna to bolti hu fir b ap bol rahe ho main kh nhi bolti hehe
raavan ji k liye to bus mujhe yahi cmt kerna pasnd hai hahahahahahahahahaha
Ratan ji, Anuj ji, pancchi ji, rana ji, raj ji, jay ji, rosy ji……. Kaha gaye sb?
Mausam ji ap fir se gayab ho gaye lgta hai client k pass gaye ho hehe
prince ji(rajkumar) kaise ho ap k cmt kafi kum atey hai
punit ji kitna ghumogae ab aa b jaiye
anjali ji kaisi ho ap? Ap ko aisa q lga main apko bhul gayi, kya apko yaad kerne k liye cmt me apka naam likhna jaruri hai, miss u
I m fine Rashiiiiiiii……
tum btao tum kaisi ho……..
Shallu ji, arush ji kaha ho ap?
Raj ji humhe b bta dijiye aapne kya kya paap kiye hai, aj kal love guru banne ki practise ki ja rahi hai hehe
Anshul ji ab manish ji k dad kaise hai?
Harsh ji ap kafi dino baad dikhayi de thik to thae na?
Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, Admin ji, hehehe ab mat kehna admin ji main apko yaad nhi kerti, ab to apki shikayat dur ho gayi na hehehe
Sheela ji, shweta ji, divya ji where r u?
Adorable mohit ji ap to dosti ker ker bhul he gaye? Hehe
arrey admin ji naraj mat hona hehe joke per b cmt de rahi hu gud joke, mast joke hahahaha
hahahahahahaha yaar admin bahut dino k baad etna accha joke mila. maza aa gaya…… ye kaho b..b nahi sughaya nahi to 200 logo k muh noch leta…… @he frnd kaha ho yaaro….? @ punit, thanks mera joke tumhe pasand aaya……. @ mausam, anshul, yaar tum log aaj kal shayri nahi likh rahe ho….. @ daksh kaha gayab ho gaye bhai …………… @harsh chd.ji,raavan ji thanks mujhe yaad karne k liye…… and all frnd thanks god k kutte ko goli maar di gayi es site k log bach gaye……. heheheee!!!
ANJAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII kaha rehti ho yaarrrrr…………………
hyeeeee Kapil m tumhare samne hi hu……dhyan se dekho baby.
ADMIN agar panchi ne muje kutta bana ke bhej diya to fir..tumara b cut sakta hai…ab soch lo kyu…baki tum khud samajhdar ho…he he he
nahi emra nahi cutega coz mera aur panchii ka esa koir elation nahi hai we are friends.. haan heheeh panchi ki lipstick sungaoge to mere lips jarur katt sakte hai
hai na panchii heheh
anshul saale tune thik suna par us kutte ne mere lund ko nahi kata darasal us ladki ki panty mere lund ke baalon me chipak gayi thi jab vo kutta mere lund ko sunghane laga tabhi mere ek aadmi ko use goli maar di or ab raavan teri gaand par fida hai isliye tum apna kachchha(underwear)mat gum kar dena jis din tera kachchha(underwear)gum huaa samjhna tu chuda ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jay ji main DHIRAJ ji ki didi hu jo un k dil me rehti hu, isliye wo meri respect kerte hai ,main lucky ho ki unhone mujhe apni di(didi) bola or ap wo ho jisko DHIRAJ ji apne dil k siva kahi aur b rakhte hai
@Rashii G, hay aapne mera sabhi comt padh liya hu hu hu, ab me kya karunga mein to aapke samne impression jama raha tha, mera impression ka kya…..hu hu hu hu
@Rashii ji thanks, aapne mera Confucian door kiya, so I'm very happy.Rashii ji aap mere yaar dhiraj ki di hai aur dil me rahti hai to mere yaar ke dil ka khyal rakhna. Hum log lucky hai kyuki dhiraj bahut hi accha ladaka hai. aapne ko hamesha yaad rakhta hai.
@rashii di, mujhe plz darao mat …q ki mere pass do hi jagah hai kisi ko rakhne k liye ek dil nd ek dimag….jay to dimag mein hamesha rahenge….btw aaj log kya kutti kutta cmnt lagaye rakhe hain..haan!!.hehe..
@Dhiraj mere yaar tu kaisha hai? aur suna aab to puri need sone ko mil raha hai ?
he he he raavan beta jokes pura nahi pada .or comments bhi .koi baat nahi ab to un 35 logo mai saamil hai.he he he .pahle kahte the fati gaand ka raavan ab kahege bin lund ka raavan. saala jab gaand fati to kya bola dabar ka hajmola.
@Anshul "Veeru" tum kyu hamesha ravan ki phadne me laga rahata hai????????
Mujhe ek baar fir mayush hona pada….qki ye joke bohot pehele hi sun chuka hu main…
waise admin sahab lage raho….its gud job…:-)
aacha hua maine nahi li…………….
yes rashi we r friends
@Rashii G, where r u kaha kho gaye madam
aage se kya lagte ho..wah! wah! wah!…pechee se bhi
kayamat dhate ho .wah! wah! wah!…thoda sa bus thoda sa khol
do….waah! wah! marjawana teri is gulabi jawani pe waah!…wah!
bahut badhiya ..haan ab pura khol do….oh my god! bus bus aur mat
dikhao…haa! haa! haa! ..bus karo ab kapde pehno koi dekh
lega…haaaaah!.:).
Dhiraj tumahari shayri mast hi.. Wah wa. Wah wa..
its a no. 1 joke of the year 2010
abe aab sab apne lund ki chinta karo mein vo kutta hun aur tum sab ke lund katunga nahi balki usko chatugna aur maje dunga… jiski gaand mein tatti hogi uske saaf bhi karunga chat ke
aur dekhta hu goli kun marta hai.kyuki kal mein phir reply karunga.
Edit by Admin: Beta Hero aaja dekhte hai kon kiski marta hai, aur aaj ke baad mere user ko kuch kaha to sale vo halat karuga ki sari zindagi yaad rakhega.
@Admin, fir tune dil chu liya ek bar aur dil se…salaam!
ab ye mat puchiyo kyon
abe kutte mera matlab hero,ab to gaon khedo me bhi toilet ban ne lag gaye hain isliye tujhe tattee kam padne lagee hai kya jo tu gaand saaf karna shuru kar diya ve.kitne dino se bhookha he?
gud morning…
sameer bhai, rashi, dhiraj, anshul, anuj, raj, panchhi, rukhsan, rana, ravan, shallu, loser, n all hot chicks & cool dudes…
kaise hai ap sb.?
hmari yad-wad ni ati qa, kuch din yaha ana bnd qa ho gya ap sb to mujhe bhul hi gye…
dis iz wrong yar..
lekin mai ap sb ko hmesha yad krta hu.
mis u all…
@Admin bhai aap kaise hai ? Kal (Sunday)ko aap bahut busy thhen Kya ??????
Hahahahahahahaaaa good joke
Sabhi dosto ko ek advice he ki sabhi L-Gaurd pahna karein nhi to log to haath se lund dhote hain aap sabhi Lund se haath dho baithoge hahahahhahaha
bahut hi achchca joke hai yaar, maine to Iron ka L-Gaurd ka order de diya hai hahhahaa
Mausam hehe jaha se tune vo L Gaurd ka order kiya hai mujhe bata hehehe mujhe kapil ko gift karna hai mujhe shak hai ki kuch kutte uski taraf aa rahe hai..
@jay,.hahahahaha________________@admin,hahahahehe_____________@rashii,so lovely.________________@daksh___________so nice of u.___________@shallu. u aa so cute.__________@punit..dont worry dear..____________@rosy,bindass princess:).tc ..byeeeeeeeee!!
ye sita ravan kahan se aagye dont bring the relision in between nahi to you know what will happen.
larki randi thi kya
No, jst princess would b preferd:)
GOOD JOKE THA. PAR USSE ACHCHA APP SABHI BUDHIJEEWO KE COMENT PASAND AYE
Ye hero kaun hi? Sala gaon ka kuttha hi.. Usey is site pe bhowk na de.. Tho acha hi..
@Rashii ji, my so lovely frnd, apko dhiraj ne v yahi naam diya hai aur 100 percent sahi v hai where u r, r u ok, mein subah se aapke comt ka wait kar raha hu aapka reply v nahi aaya ab to mujhe aapki chinta ho rahi hai
sab paisa dete hai kyya reply by adminisistt