Ladki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper Kharcha
Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha
Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”
Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya
Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai
Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai.
Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai.
Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood Nikalta Hai
(45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days = 675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)
Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai.
Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To
(5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12 Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45 Years = 13500 pads, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00)
Means
Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye
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CBSE ke maths ke Exam paper Leak ho geya hai, wo bhi solution ke Saath!!!!
Par jab choot ki seal toot ti hai usda extra add kro. Jai jai
its so ultimate.
nice joke,wese ladhkio ki pocket money abse bnd ab karo kharcha,wese pas ek tarika hai kharcha rokne,kisi ko tho mujse cnt kare hehehe
365 litre blood bnane me jo jo khane pe khrcha aaya wo kaun calculate karega??….itna sara khoon saaf karne me jo time laga uska kya??….mental stress or boys ko mc k dauran huyi probs ki bharpayi ka hisab kitab jodo to ….ladki choot pe jitna kharcha karti hai…usme ik AIRBUS A380 aa jaye
Nice joke
oh my god
Get a idea that we can get a pulsar 220
WHAT A JOKES
O_O nice calculations
MAST HAI YAAR
ye choot hai ya fir godaam !
ye choot par PHD koun kar raha hai
robin bhai ye chut pe PHD krne wale ko choriye , esse krwane wala apne student ke chut ka kya haal kiya hoga !
zara sochiye !
Mast h really very good.
WAH JI ESLEY PULSUR KUM AYR WESPER JYADA BIKTE HAI
thank god-god ne hame choot nai diya……….diya so diya zabardast laund choot mein gusa ne ka diya———thank god
Saala choot ka khoon jama karne me itna waqt jaya karne se saal me kitna mutthya marta he wo batA
good very good
bur damdar ho to aapka lund mast ho jaye ga chudai ke baad.
but sir jab hum log pregnant hote hain to 9 mahine band bhi to hota h aap ne – nahi kiya…..
Arey Wah !!!!!!
Sapna ji, Aapne kya dimag lagaya hai, Sala Apun logo ka Dimag hi udhar wich nahi gaya….
Waise Aap Etane din kaha thhi ?????? Kahi Aap bhi to pregnant nahi thhi :P
ji nahi jay ji ap nahi mile na isliye,waise mujhe in sab cheejo me koi interest nahi h bas aap log girl ke natural cheejo ka mazak bana rahe the to mujhe bolna patda,hum log ko bhi koi shok nahi h in sab cheejo me paisa utdane ka or na hi maza aati h jab hota h.ok
sapna ji thanks
Wah re choot
Sapna ji ap bhi ab tak ka chut par kharch ka hisab kar ke apne paas rakhiye koi maang sakta hai.
Hello
wrong calculation…there should be 8years instead of 45years as a multiple
hello good morning friend aur priya kya hall hain