Ladki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper Kharcha

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha

Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?

Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya

Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai

Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai.

Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai.

Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood Nikalta Hai

(45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days = 675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)

Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai.

Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To

(5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12 Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45 Years = 13500 pads, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00)

Means

Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye

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  1. me.burning says:

    365 litre blood bnane me jo jo khane pe khrcha aaya wo kaun calculate karega??….itna sara khoon saaf karne me jo time laga uska kya??….mental stress or boys ko mc k dauran huyi probs ki bharpayi ka hisab kitab jodo to ….ladki choot pe jitna kharcha karti hai…usme ik AIRBUS A380 aa jaye

    1. Jay says:

      Arey Wah !!!!!!
      Sapna ji, Aapne kya dimag lagaya hai, Sala Apun logo ka Dimag hi udhar wich nahi gaya….
      Waise Aap Etane din kaha thhi ?????? Kahi Aap bhi to pregnant nahi thhi :P

      1. sapna says:

        ji nahi jay ji ap nahi mile na isliye,waise mujhe in sab cheejo me koi interest nahi h bas aap log girl ke natural cheejo ka mazak bana rahe the to mujhe bolna patda,hum log ko bhi koi shok nahi h in sab cheejo me paisa utdane ka or na hi maza aati h jab hota h.ok