Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya

Par Jaise Hi Usne Fridge Khola To Usmein Doodh Hi Nahi Thha

Tabhi Use Idea Aya, Vo Apne Kamre Mein Gayi

Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Leke Aayi Aur Fir Chay Banake Pee.

Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha

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 12 Aug 2012  23 Comments  186,513

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A Girl About To Make Tea. Opened Fridge Couldn’t Find Milk. So She Removed Her Dress, Changed Her Clothes & Brought Milk From Shop. By The Way Wat U Thought

Funny Veg Jokes

Teri Dukaan Kab Khulegi?
Ek Bewda Bear Ki Dukaan Ke Malik Ko Raat Ke 12 Baje Phone Karke Puchhta Hai. Bewda: "Teri Dukaan Kab Khulegi?" Duk

Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai
Ek Cheeta Cigarette Ka Sutta Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki Achanak Ek Chuha Wahan Aya Aur Bola. Chuha: "Bhai Chor Do Nasha, A

These Are The Managers
Species Called 'Managers' Manager: "Okay Team, Today We Are Going To Play A Game." When I Say A Fruit, You Run To

Students Ke Marne Ke Reasons
10th Student: "Board Mein Failure Ki Vajah Se Suicide" 12th Student: "PCM Mein Percentage Kam Hone Ki Vajah Se Suicid

Trust In God, Always
There Was A Flood In A Village. One Man Said To Everyone: "I'll Stay! God Will Save Me!" The Flood Got Higher And

  23 Comments

    1. Rohit says:

      tum kya chahti thi ki wo apne dudh se chay bnake khud piye???

      heheheheh “gaay kitni bhi bekar kyu na ho magar apna doodh kabhi nhi piti”

  1. Pearl* says:

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    TV>|E CVRe B :cool: ICEsss !!

  2. Pearl* says:

    15 aug is indias independence day!!
    lekin india mein log corruption bhi krte hain..jiske liye corruption day nhi manaya jata..
    aur wahi india mein aaj bhi log khud ko swatantra nhi samjhte kai cheejo se!!
    aur independence day celebrate kia jata hai!!
    its not independence day…
    its another dependence day from black britishers nd unlimited no of problems !!
    Thvn>|$!!

  3. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    suhagraat k din bibi miya ko doodh kyun pilati hai ???
    kyunki miya …bibi ka jada doodh na peele!!
    taki aane wale bacche k liye doodh bacha ske :)

    ek aadmi muslim ek sikh ek hindu ek isaai…..kyun hai???
    hindu bhi bkre khaane lage to..bakro k daam aasman chune lagenge!!
    fayada muslim ka hindu se hua!! :)

    ek ladki jeans top pehn colledge kyun jaati hai???
    taki ladke padhai mein km number laa sake!!
    fayda kiska hua ldki ka :)

    1. Admin says:

      suhagrat pe miya ko doodh isliye pilaya jata hai, kyunki uske bad usne badi mehnat wala kaam karna hota hai :p

  4. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    hume utna hi milta hai..jitna milna chahiye!!
    dont expect less or more!!
    aajkl Deepak nzar nhi aa raha!! :?:

  5. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    tum yaad naa aaya karo…
    Ikk tumhari yaad aur duzi ye engineering abb mujhse ye sahen nahi hota..! :P :-P

  6. Fajrruj says:

    Guys ladki ka doodh shadi k bahd sirf us k bachay k ley hta ha husband ko ek ktra b ne milta