Ladki Ka Naam To Bada Hi Pyara Hai
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Santa Banta Ek Din Park Mein Bethe The To Achanak Se Santa Ek Ladko Ko Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai”
Banta: “Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Achha Kya Naam Hai Uska?”
Banta: “Wo Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha… Chaalu Khaata“
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- Santa, Ladki And Scooty
Santa Apne Dost Se: “Kal Raat Ko Ek Ladki Ne Mujhe Lift Di Aur Apni Scooty Par Bitha Ke Bahut ..- Aap Bhi Hilana Shuru Karo
Kon Kahta Hai Ki Jyada Hilane Se Maza Nahi Aata, Jitna Jyada Hilaoge Utna Hi Maza Aayega, Nahi Yakee ..- Baba Sexydas Ji Ka Ek Mahavichaar
Baba Sexydas Ji Ki Ek Book Chapi Thi, Jismein Se Ek Mahan Vichar Mein Aap Logo Ko Batane Ja Raha Hun ..- Santa Ki Khujli
Ek Din Santa Apni Scooter Par Kahi Jaa Raha Tha Traffic Signal Par Usne Apna Sir Khujaya Lekin Helme ..- 3 Ladkiya Aur Conductor Bhai Sahib
Ek Bar Bus Mein 3 Ladkiya Safar Kar Rahi Thhi Bus Conductor Pahli Ladke Ke Pass Aya Aur Usko Dekha L ..Hindi Version
संता बंता एक दिन पार्क में बेठे थे तो अचानक से संता एक लडको को देख के बोला.
संता: "यार बंता, वो लड़की कितनी सुन्दर है"
बंता: "मुझे उसका नाम पता है"
संता हैरानी से: "अच्छा क्या नाम है उसका?"
बनता: "वो बैंक में काम करती है, उसके काउंटर के ऊपर उसका नाम लिखा था... चालू खाता"
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Yaaro Aaj Delet Topiwale Ki Shayari Sun Ne Ka Bada Man Kar Raha Ha Kider Ha Be Topiwale Hehehe
hehehehehehe chalu khata.
Hahaha naam to bada pyara hai chalu khata
@BENAAM BRO, Samir ki “G” ME Jab kide lag jate hai aur khujali bardast nahi hoti hai to wo yaha par mere se Jalim Lund Losan lagwane ata hy.
Bro. Aap sunaye aap etane dino tak kis problem me fase huye thhe ? ?
Jinke Ghar shishe ke hote hai wo dusre ke ghar par patthar nhi mara karte Jay baby….
mera aur Admin ka Lund choos choos ke to itna bada ho gya ab tmhe Gand chatne ki bhi aadat lag gyi?????
mjhe yaad hai jab tu chota tha tab to mjhe aur Admin ko kaha krta tha…. Agar aap log Lund par namak, Mirch Aur Limbu laga lenge to kitna acha lagega…
1 baar tune bahat jid kiya tha to Admin ne 1 mare hue gadhe ka lund kaat kar tumjhe laa kar de diya tha… aur tu uss par namak,mairch, nimbu laga kar bahat din tak chatta rha tha…
fir maine ss lnd ko tere gand me daal ke nikal iya aur tere mh me daal diya to tum bole “Are wah iska swad to aur bhi badh gya,,,,
tab se tum gand mara ke Lund choosa sikh gye yaad aaya Jay baby :)
@yar tum log mano ya na mano..
But tum log dirty bato ki sabhi limite cros kr jate ho…
Apne jis tarh se word use kiye isse apko nhi lagta ki apne kitni gandi bat khi hai…
Close dost hone ka ye matlab nhi ki jo b aye bol do…
Hum jb b dekhte hai to yhi sub bate koi other bat nhi hoti kya ap logo ke pas..,
jo b karna ho kro ap logo ki marji…. Tc.
Hahahahahaha. . . Khujali “G” Wale . :-(
Bhosadi ke mujhe malum thha ki Khujali ka name atey hi teri G me khujali start ho jaayegi aur tu apni G ki khujali shant karane mere he pash aayega :P
hehehe . . . . Tera ye jo pagalo jaisa cmnt hai, Es se to ye Lagta hai ki pichali baar maine teri “G” KO badi hi berahami se mar diya hu, jis se teri Dimagi halat jyada bigad gayi hai aur tu apne upar biti huyi baat dusaro ki samajh raha hai :-P ;-D
kyuki yaha ke jo bhi humare purane dost (users) hai unko ye baat achhi tarah se malum hai ki tu jab chota bachha thha tabhi se mai tujhko apne “L” ko Lolipop batakar kaise chusaya karta thha :P :p :p :D Aur teri Aadat kaise bigad gayi hai esko kahne ki koi jarurat nahi hai, Ye baat sabhi dost jante hai. . Khujali gand wale . . . Aaja mai teri G par Jalim Lund Losan Laga deta hu . . .hehehe
i agree u nileshji..
Qki is site pr grls v cmnt karti h..
plz fnds..jra sochiye..
tc..to all fnds..
Kisi faqeer ki jholi me jab 1 sikka dala, tab ye jana
…K..
Is mehngayi k zamane me “DUAAYEIN” aaj bhi kitni
sasti hain….
Hi frnds…
Wah deepak bro
admin ji jok too gud..